Fetish.

orgy.

Besides identical twins, I can't think of anything I haven't done already that's something I'd go out my way to do. And that's an open secret.

I secretly want a big nippled (2 inches length) femdom in latex with her titties and nipples protruding through her top to strap me down onto a milking table, lube my penis up real well, place it in a penis pump, pump me up to maximum length and girth for about 60 minutes, then unleash it and use a combination of BJ and milking to drain my 3 foot sperm tails that are constantly tickling my brain.

Does this make me weird?

Maybe not in this group. But perhaps a bit particular. I mean I've seen 1" nipples, maybe 1.5, but 2 inchers are rare indeed.

I like it when strippers compliment other strippers and genuinely mean it without the compliment being a backhanded insult. I have a fetish for that. Yeah.