I’m drunk on everclear infused wine. CONDOMS SUCK ! Rambling.

We hit the VIP and they pull out the condom. They gasp. Fuck, can I just give you a blow job? They attempt to put the condom on and the fucking thing breaks EVERY DAMN TIME! One hot AA dancer pulled my pants down, looks up at me and says, “fuck, this is when a good amount of lube would come in handy!” Yeah, I think I’m gonna start carrying some kind of lube with me going forward. My two favorite times having FS was 1) by an Asian masseuse who placed lube INSIDE the condom (first time for me and it fucking worked!) and again on the outside of the condom. That was FUCKING HOT! The second most favorite FS was from hot AA dancer who had me DATY for her times 10 minutes. She then unzipped me, not saying a word, slipped me in. Fucked me for 15 minutes with a big ole smile. I actually fit. Shit actually fucked me without incident. Funny thing is that I checked out the clubs Facebook pictures and saw her listed, then specifically sought her out. Research well done! One other interesting time was in an AMP when the gal through the condom down and pulled out SERAN WRAP! I had never had that done before, but she laughed and said, “don’t worry, sweetie, I have you covered !” I’m thinking she was a true professional who has absolutely been around.