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best CBJ condom

I'll grant right up front that BBBJ is better, but I have a low-tolerance for worry and I just want everything in the SC to stay in the SC when I leave. So, if CBJ is your thing, what's the best…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

First went to this club about...

First went to this club about a year age and had a great time so I decided to return. There were only 3-4 patrons in the club and I would say 4-6 dancers. Id give…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I went to this place on...

I went to this place on a Thursday around 1:00 in the afternoon after reading reviews on here and deciding to give it a try. I counted 6 girls on duty , four of them…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

I have primarily visited during the...

I have primarily visited during the day shift, but I had not been in for about six months so I thought I would check out some of the "changes" I had heard were in place.…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

have not been to this club...

have not been to this club for over a few years now. decided to swing by. everything is still the same regarding the girls. all of them are of he skinny european type. i tend…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Since my fav moved on last...

Since my fav moved on last year, I haven't spend much time in "The Front." But I did recently. Changes for me are a DJ for music (and intros) and an advertised $10 fee per…

All Stars

Detroit, Michigan

This club is great if you...

This club is great if you like big booty black dancers! Seriously, there are no white, asian, hispanic, middle eastern or any other nationality here just pure Black. The crowd is somewhat thuggish and the…

Studio 10

Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario

watched three different dancers and none...

watched three different dancers and none of them were very good looking. There were three others roaming around, and I'd say only one was better than a 7. Beer wasnt too overpriced, so…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon,...

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon, were 5 other customers, 3 dancers on shift. After a few minutes a brunette 8 sits down next to me. I buy her a drink. She talks me into…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Went in a couple of weeks...

Went in a couple of weeks ago on a Sunday. Was raining outside, so figured there would be a decent crowd. On Sunday, the club opens up on at noon, but when I…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Had a few hours to kill...

Had a few hours to kill before catching a flight out of Love. Have been to the other area clubs many times, but never made it here. Decided to check it out.…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

The pros: Generally high quality girls,...

The pros: Generally high quality girls, Some very accomadating girls (within limits), reasonable fees. $8 Cover (with card) gets you two drinks and at certain times a free steak dinner. Girls can be but generally…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

After checking out the sister club...

After checking out the sister club next door, decided to check out this one too. Cover was $10 since early evening (about 6PM). Day shift girls were still there, though a few night…

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

Checked this place out Sunday night....

Checked this place out Sunday night. Decent place, relatively ok street parking out front. Walk in, $10 cover. The place is a converted Theatre big stage where you'd expect it. You walk down into the…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Super friendly girls. Waitresses selling...

Super friendly girls. Waitresses selling drinks are hustling hard, as always in a non alcohol situation. Danced with 2 girls. Lap dance area was nice. Mirror on the wall to give a good…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Great club! Came about a year...

Great club! Came about a year ago, the set up seemed very strange. I'm not sure why it's like a movie theater almost. I was not a fan of the set up initially, and felt…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Since a few girls I know...

Since a few girls I know from other clubs moved to Emperors I decided to give them a try. I have actually given them many as I have been there a dozen or so times. One…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Lets see: -No cover -No drink min -Very reasonable...

Lets see: -No cover -No drink min -Very reasonable drink prices. -Awesome dances. Great kind of dive-y strip bar. A buddy of mine and I frequented this place for awhile. Our first night here was awesome! Which is why…

Godfather The Gentlemens Club

North Hills, California

I don't know why I even...

I don't know why I even stepped foot in this club, i've been here before and my experience was terrible. Anyways I went back to see if things got better but no. First, the girls…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

I was in Chesapeake overnight on...

I was in Chesapeake overnight on a road trip, so after I got settled in my hotel, I headed to a nearby strip club. It was already late, so I wasn't expecting much, but I…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

I was staying in the Uptown...

I was staying in the Uptown area and decided to visit the Uptown Cabaret at about 11 p.m. Sunday night because it was within a short walking distance to my hotel and I was bored.…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Stopped in just as shift change...

Stopped in just as shift change was going on. This is a big place and you will be hit up for a dance from all of the dancers. Some times when I go…

Showgirls Men's Club

Plant City, Florida

I hadn't been in Showgirls in...

I hadn't been in Showgirls in several years but was working in the area so I decided to check it out. I don't plan on going back any time soon. I live in…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Stopped by the Doll House the...

Stopped by the Doll House the other day and it was $10 to get in and $5 for a drink. There were a good bit of good looking dancers, but 1 or 2 of them…

Fox's Den

Brook Park, Ohio

Came in for the special luau...

Came in for the special luau party last Friday afternoon and was it worth it! 4 girls working. One chubby, an older brunette with nice ass, tattooed lady with plumb boobs and a small tit…

Fantasies on 5th Avenue

Anchorage, Alaska

Over a year since last review,...

Over a year since last review, so I thought I'd stop in and see if the optimism from the last couple of reviews was warranted. Sadly in my opinion, it was not. As previous reviews…

Full Moon Saloon

Hurley, Wisconsin

Full Moon Saloon is one of...

Full Moon Saloon is one of 7 (seven!) strip clubs located on one side of one block of Silver street on the border of WI and MI. This means NO COVER, EVER! They do check…

Hamilton Strip

Hamilton, Ontario

Relaxed club with good atmosphere. ...

Relaxed club with good atmosphere. Usually pretty busy even during the day. I've been there 3 times this year, and always around 3:00pm and it is moderately busy. Dancer quality ranges from…

Joy of Houston

Houston, Texas

Sometimes I wonder why I subject...

Sometimes I wonder why I subject myself to what which I know full well I won't enjoy. But alas, another episode of self-abuse unfolded Saturday afternoon at Joy's. There were about 5 customers and 3…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Visited several times in the last...

Visited several times in the last few months. Wide variety of dancers to choose from. Most are friendly and come by to see if you want a dance. Not too pushy if…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Second review for this club as...

Second review for this club as I wanted to see if the first time was just me getting lucky. Second time was a little different. I waited for a long time for anyone…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Had my first visit to Hollywood...

Had my first visit to Hollywood recently. We went on a weekday, late afternoon/early evening. Club is very nice, clean, well-lit, private parking lot. We went inside and sat down at a stage prepared…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Dropped by this club last Thursday...

Dropped by this club last Thursday afternoon. I had a little time to kill. First time in this particular Deja Vu. Five dollar ("not a cover") charge on arrival. This club, apparently like…

Venus Faire

North Hollywood, California

Tried to check this place out,...

Tried to check this place out, but there were no dancers on shift 1.5 hours after they opened. Street parking in the front is limited to 1 hour, but there is a parking lot in the…

Plan B

Los Angeles, California

I've been coming to this club...

I've been coming to this club for the last few years. As anyone in the West LA area knows, this club is one of two in the area that serves alcohol. Plan B's…

Northpoint Exotic Dance Club

Peshtigo, Wisconsin

Northpoint is a classic northern WI...

Northpoint is a classic northern WI strip club. It's like a regular bar with the added benefit of naked women. Most of the women are very friendly, but expect you to tip $1…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

Since I like the smaller, less...

Since I like the smaller, less glitzy out of the way places I thought I'd try this place while in Columbus one afternoon. Had been by the place several times in the past but…

Kuma Charmers

Ithaca, New York

i just recently started dancing at...

i just recently started dancing at kumas and to be quite honest i was very nervous, but the girls there are very friendly and absolutly beautiful and they helped out a lot. there are not…

Cheetah's of Florence

Florence, South Carolina

Being a local here and this...

Being a local here and this being the only strip club in town I guess you can say I have become somewhat of a regular. I know just about all the girls there on a…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Went in on a monday afternoon...

Went in on a monday afternoon to kill some time, it turned out be amateur night which was a nice surprise. The club has a local hangout bar / retro feel with neon lights and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This club rarely disappoints. I...

This club rarely disappoints. I have been there on several occassions and usually walk out the door with a smile on my face. There are some older dancers and some girls that might…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

This is one of my...

This is one of my regular stops but after this lat visit I am crossing it off my list. It is not that this is a bad place, it is just that the…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

This is one of my...

This is one of my regular stops but after this lat visit I am crossing it off my list. It is not that this is a bad place, it is just that the…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

They say there are good nights...

They say there are good nights and bad ones here, and this was definitely of the bad variety. Walked in on a Sunday evening, about 5 girls there. None were too fantastic. One came by…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Hadn't been to CR in a...

Hadn't been to CR in a while, so last week I decided to check it out. I paid the $5 VIP fee and headed up stairs. It was happy hour so there were drink…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

Overall I thought the club was...

Overall I thought the club was very good. It's very small and there is only one stage where they dance. That is probably the only negative about the place. I wish there was more…

Club Volcano

Birmingham, Alabama

Went back for a visit to...

Went back for a visit to Volcano since I had such a great time last visit. I must have hit the wrong night because it was definitely the B string line. They were nice but…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

As other reviewers have said this...

As other reviewers have said this place is in the middle of nowhere and looks like a shack from the outside. I went with a couple of my friends on a Saturday in June. When…

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

Did anything interesting happen on this...

Did anything interesting happen on this sojourn? Well, a few blocks north of the club someone was shot in front of a liquor store. Neighborhood folk gathered round about 4 rows deep to…

Crazy Horse Saloon

Anchorage, Alaska

This is an unfortunate example of...

This is an unfortunate example of a club trying to be too many things for too many different groups of people. Several reviews have stated that Crazy Horse has embraced Hold 'em Poker - this is…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

Volcanic is pretty much a combo...

Volcanic is pretty much a combo of a corner bar and strip club. It's not a typical strip club, you can actually sit down and not be bothered with giving out money. You can choose…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

I really don't see much difference...

I really don't see much difference in the dancer quality at the major clubs in town. For me a couple of my favorite dancers in town is here so my dancer quality is a nine…

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

Went to check them out on...

Went to check them out on a Sunday night because of 2 for 1. Two songs for 25$ is a good deal. The place is a nice theatre stage with several couches for the dances.…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Some reviewers have noted (and I...

Some reviewers have noted (and I agree with them) that The Penthouse culture has shifted radically. I agree that the quality of dancers has diminished. Older, fatter, harder, much more mercenary. Well,…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

I stopped in here just as...

I stopped in here just as they opened. It is half adult bookstore and half strip club. The club portion as a couple of pool tables and one stage. Apparently they serve primarily truckers as…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Laid back club with lower quality...

Laid back club with lower quality dancers than the top clubs. I went this night as dancer I knew was working. Only she and 1 other dancer would be competitive at top clubs. Other dancers…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Went to EB about two weeks...

Went to EB about two weeks ago on a friday night. The girls here are all nice and verryyy friendly. obviously they all come up to you immediately and ask for LD, but none gave…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

I had some time to kill...

I had some time to kill after work, and I pass by this place all the time, so I figured I'd pop in and check it out. Based on reviews I've read here and…

One Foot on the banana peel and the other...

<p> I was reading Shadowcat&#39;s experience with a strict manager nad the &quot;foot on the floor rule&quot; and got to thinking about Santayana&#39;s saying: Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.<br /> What two industries flourished in the 1920s and early 30s (while not outrunning demand and escalating to a bubble economy): Organized Crime and Drug store chains. Prohibition denied people something they really liked and so they went about finding ways to get their shot(s). We all know about Al Capone, Lucky Luciano and Joe Masseria but did you all know that some drug store chains expanded wildly, because the law looked at booze as having a medicinal purpose. If you could get your doctor to prescribe booze for…

How Not to Take A Stripper Shopping OR How to Build a Relationship While Strengthening Your Marriage

As mentioned in a previous review of Kappa this is visit two of a weekend trip we made. We were going to post this as part of our review but decided it might make a better article on how to build a relationship on the cheap with a stripper. The night before we met a young dancer who asked if we wanted to go shopping with her the next day. For a couple, OTC experiences must be pretty rare. We have not read about any of them on this site. We understand some of you will think we got taken and that this is pretty tame. We are ok with that. Each person and certainly each couple has their own…

Laura's 3:00 PM Doctors Appointment

“Kink”: Where Do You Draw The Line? So how “kinky” are you? Are your kinky passions things you've actually executed in a hot sexual, lustful moment of passion, or is it just something that reverberates in your consciousness that you fantasize about on a daily basis? If it's only a fantasy, I'd have to assume that it's extremely kinky. After all why is it just a fantasy and not a reality? Probably because it's too “Kinky.” If you go online to your favorite search engine and ask the question, “What does kinky mean?” You'll come up with a variety of answers, but the one common thread is kinky sex in the bedroom. Perhaps it's not in the bedroom, but in a glass…

Strip Clubbing in Mexico

<p> a) Remember the rules are the same as at home but the punishment for breaking them is far more severe.<br /> The anything goes days are gone, for the most part. You don&#39;t want to go to clubs that still have that attitude, unless you are very fluent and don&#39;t look caucasian. Do you have a Zapata moustache and a tatoo of the Virgin of Guadalupe on your chest or back? I didn&#39;t think so...<br /> <br /> b) No touching, unless you are invited AND are serious about paying for the pleasure and have the money. A wrong touch is serious, but a wrong touch under the premise of having money to pay when you don&#39;t will get your sht seriously messed…

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Question for the extras guys

OK I'm getting bored and when that happens I get curious. I'm in an extras friendly club and there's a dancer there that for some reason has told me over and over again that she doesn't do extras though…

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What is the going rate for a dancer?

FD mentioned customers shouldn't 'hang out' at the strip club. Please, I'll do what I want! So, what is your time worth? I'll often spend an hour or two drinking, checking out the stage shows, tipping, chilling, etc. But, I'm up…

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Whats the best compliment you've given a dancer?

Besides your wallet. I told one she was an angel that slid down to earth on a brass pole. She really got a kick out of that.

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Weirdest Thing You Ever Masurbated To

a good topic for a Sunday Morning, right? Paula Deen on The Food Network. (wouldn't do it again, but it felt great at the time)

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The Line-Up

I've always liked when clubs do a “line-up” (or some variation) and get all the dancers up on stage for a song or two, usually at the start of the night shift. Gives a quick snapshot of the evening's…

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My Baby's Back!

Ever spend time thinking about your old favorites? I was doing that the other night, thinking about my “Baby” and her habit of texting me at odd hours when, bam, like magic, I got a text from her.…

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R.O.B. ??? update : )

http://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=16435. Ok guys this is what has happened since then...I stoped spinding money itc and would just go hang out and flirt with her. What happened I've gotten a free itc hj so fair, otc lunches, text…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Stopped by hear after drinking a...

Stopped by hear after drinking a few pint's at hooters down the street. overall cheap drinks (very short pours stick to beers). Good scenery had 3-4 girls on the center stage all night. the only…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to "The Bird" as the locals call it. The club itself is in commercial area of Anaheim. Being from South OC I was a little concerned about the…

Shotgun Geniez

Nebraska City, Nebraska

The good news is that Shotgun...

The good news is that Shotgun Geniez is back open again, after the flooding situation of this spring/summer subsided. They were not really affected. They did put in some new couches and TV's…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

After reading the reviews here I...

After reading the reviews here I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of the dances. Sampled dances from two different dancers, Nicole and Ally, and neither one disappointed. Had a second set with…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Returned to the Millstream after not...

Returned to the Millstream after not having been here for a few months. Dancer quality seems to have improved from my last visit. Though, still not quite as good as when it was…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

When I went there, I pretty...

When I went there, I pretty much noticed that the white girls are the most attractive. I got dances from Kitten and Kiwi. Up on the stage, both were fun to watch, as opposed to…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

this was my first time at...

this was my first time at a strip club and i had a very good time. most of the girls are friendly. i'm told it's like that on friday & saturday evenings. highly recomend it.…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, New York

Went here for a good time...

Went here for a good time with my boys, and as soon as I got there I saw two beautiful blondes, which are my favorite kind of ladies. One of them is a new girl…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I used to be a big...

I used to be a big fan of Hong Kong, but no more. I was there on a Thursday afternoon. Yes, there were many, many young ladies there. Most were on the…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Adelita's clearly has Hong Kong beat...

Adelita's clearly has Hong Kong beat as the preferred choice in Tijuana. It is much more laid-back than Hong Kong. In fact, patrons can almost feel relaxed without all the hustling that goes…

Rhonda's Place

St. Louis, Missouri

Update to my previous review: ...

Update to my previous review: http://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?RID=84879 Rhonda’s layout has not changed since December 2009. The biggest change is the “Club Type.” It has moved from a Pastie Club to a Bikini Club.…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Went to this place on a...

Went to this place on a suggestion by a cab driver as the girl I was hanging out with wanted to see some naked girls. I will say the place is very nicely appointed and…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

In Pompano Beach for a vacation...

In Pompano Beach for a vacation so I'm checking several of the clubs in the area. The Body Shop is small with one stage plus an area for lap dances and a second back…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Made a quick visit to Platinum...

Made a quick visit to Platinum Plus, Friday night around 10:00 pm. $8 to get in and I got 6 $2 bills in change. The front desk person doesn't accept tips any longer.…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

This is the place to go...

This is the place to go for the best looking dancers in Pompano Beach - but that's after one night and 5 clubs so maybe the best is yet to come. Here on vacation,…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

It was my intention to experience...

It was my intention to experience the day shift here, so I arranged an evening flight out of Orlando instead of an early one. Checked out of my hotel and headed east. My research…

Oasis

Baltimore, Maryland

I have no idea what's going...

I have no idea what's going on with Oasis, but they are now charging admission at the door. I have no idea what the deal is, but that's not cool for a club on…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Forestbrook, South Carolina

Went during the first football Sunday...

Went during the first football Sunday - thought it might be fun. The place was dead. Only one dancer who was there and 1 waitress. The dancer - Simone was attractive and she could dance, but…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

I decided to try a club...

I decided to try a club in the city I live at instead of driving an hour to Columbia. First off, I got free cover because I came in before 7. I think that is…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

OK Larry Flynt is rich for...

OK Larry Flynt is rich for a reason. His clubs are high quality establishments with great rotation of women. So I walk in with a buddy and its usually 10 dollars but there's…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Not the best part of town....

Not the best part of town. Free entry during the afternoon. 4 stages all setup as pits. Low ceilings in the place prevent the stages from being elevated - which unfortunately means if you're not…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

I've been to this club in...

I've been to this club in the day and in the night. So far i would have to say this is one of the worst clubs to go to. The stage shows are…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Was driving around and decided to...

Was driving around and decided to stop by and see what this club was like. Was there on a late thursday afternoon (b/f 6pm) about a month ago and I had to pay cover?…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

The club is now called Show...

The club is now called Show Girls. You cannot get the kind of unlimited mileage that you got a few years ago when it was the Champagne Room. Girls for the most part…

Rhododendron Bar

DuBois, Pennsylvania

This club is way under rated....

This club is way under rated. The outside looks run down but it is cleaner than anticipated inside. Girls weren't that great looking however they did have one good looking girl (dana) but they need…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by on a Saturday around...

Stopped by on a Saturday around 1pm. I have not been there in several months. the club was very slow, 5 or 6 customers. Only 4 or 5 dancers on the floor. I had a…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I hadn't been to a non-Follies...

I hadn't been to a non-Follies or Platinum Plus club in awhile. Mardi Gras ia quite a different experience. I arrived around 6:30 and there was no cover so I got to see the day…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Perfect 10 is great! I highly...

Perfect 10 is great! I highly recommend this club to all. I enjoyed this club as much or possibly even more than Searmint Rhino in Vegas. I would rate this club as one of the…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Back to the Cape for work,...

Back to the Cape for work, and my timing always includes a stop at the IR. In, to the head, then to the bar. Backside, away from the stage, beer and Chanel arrived…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Christie's in Tempe is a nice...

Christie's in Tempe is a nice a club. I did not find it too dark as mentioned by others or too loud - I was happy about that as the too loud thing for me…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

Went there some time last week...

Went there some time last week and there were about 8 girls....the girls were okay looking but were very friendly. They made you feel like you were definitely going to have a good time. There…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Was around the area, so decided...

Was around the area, so decided to stop by before heading home. Saw around 6 dancers, but I'm sure there were more in the back. Reason I enjoy this club, and am willing…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Ive been told that the Landing...

Ive been told that the Landing used to be one of the most packed dive bars in the area. This has definitely changed. At times, there are only 3-4 customers and 6-10 dancers. While…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Flight Club was one of five...

Flight Club was one of five clubs I visited on this trip to Michigan. I actually visited three times, once on Friday evening and twice in the afternoon on Wednesday and Thursday. All…

Flash Dancer Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

i attended lastnight and left from...

i attended lastnight and left from a bar, so i went around 1145 me and a friend of mine where trying to get there before 12 because we thought was 5 before midnight everynight but…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in the area so...

I was in the area so I thought I would stop in. Dancers don't really circulate and mostly sit with regulars. I was probably asked for a dance twice. There are a…

Pandoras Platinum

Dallas, Texas

Nice looking place inside but for...

Nice looking place inside but for $20.00 there should be better dancers or lower entrance fees. It is new but nothing good to look at. May be what looks like massage place in the same…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

There are four clubs adjacent to...

There are four clubs adjacent to each other (Bottoms Up, Pink Slip, PT's Brooklyn, and Roxy’s Night Club) and S & L Rub next door. You could park once and visit them all if…

Lucky Seven

Cataño, Puerto Rico

Lucky Seven, también conocido como "El...

Lucky Seven, también conocido como "El siete de la suerte" esta localizado en Puerta de Tierra, casi llegando al Viejo San Juan. Yo no le recomiendo este lugar a nadie, esta en una área muy…

Ron's Barbary Coast

Gardena, California

Visit this club on A Friday...

Visit this club on A Friday afternoon after failed attempts at King Henry and First King. Had to pay $10 to get in(and that doesn't include the drinks). After I went in, there was once…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

visited the clubhouse on 8/26. ...

visited the clubhouse on 8/26. self park for $10, valet for $20. lighted lot, lots of staff outside. felt like a safe place even after dark. $20 cover. when you…

Secrets Cabaret

Jacksonville, North Carolina

THE WORDS FROM FORMER MANAGEMENT AT...

THE WORDS FROM FORMER MANAGEMENT AT TOBIE'S GENTLEMEN CLUB…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I hit P-10 last night after...

I hit P-10 last night after moving out of town three years ago. Boy has this place gone down hill. The interior is so out dated now. It just feels so dirty in there. The…

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My View: What I'm Looking for & Hoping to FIND in a Dancer (Whether I find this

1. A Sharp intellect or a pretty reasonable level of intelligence - Air Heads, STAY AWAY 2. An ability to carry on a conversation reasonably well as opposed to being a quiet social introvert 3. Experience - A. In Life aka…

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Strippers/dancers going from dancing to porn

hey all, i chared with a stripper at a club near me. she said biz is ok but not what it use to be. so she has decided to do porn. she said the main reason is $$$$ more then she…

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How to stand out from BOTH the duchbags and PL's in a Club?

Ok, another one primarily aimed at our dancer friends... I've been thinking about this for awhile and Rod's comments on the "How to pick up a stripper" post made me think about this some more. What does it really take…

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A Confession

I've never been in a strip club. :( In fact, I've never been in a Hooters. Or seen a real pair of boobs naked. D: I am a 31 yr old virgin that works in accounting at looks at porn evry…

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Nic Cage's Past Catches Up To Him

http://item.mobileweb.ebay.com/viewitem?itemId=260821098271 Discuss

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An Opinion, Mine

"Oh. I'm sorry. A lot of clubbers are going to miss her. :.(" "Doesn't your mom live in Ohio? She may be one dancer, but she can service a whole 71 rest stop for hours! If you're looking for FS or…

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coverd bj vs handjob in the club

U know if i think i had to choose between a girl who gives good handys vs a covered bj i choose the handy i think. Lot of the times handy is half the price of the bj as well.…

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Technical Problems

I am seeing "Mardi Grass" review posted twice and the Las Vegas ROB story posted three times and my remarks are not visible to me. Anyone else having this problem?

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This years Vegas ROB experience

This year it happened in Rhino of all places. This really hot brunette called Maria (I think) approaches me in my seat, sits in the seat opposite and we go through the usual small talk exchange before she pops the question.…

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My annual Vegas ROB experience

Ok, it had to happen at some point but surprisingly enough it was in Rhino this time. Was there on my first evening visit when a mega hot brunette approached me when I was sitting down - I felt like…

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My annual Vegas ROB experience

Ok, it had to happen at some point but surprisingly enough it was in Rhino this time. Was there on my first evening visit when a mega hot brunette approached me when I was sitting down - I felt like…

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Sugar Baby Students

As the risk of turning in my Mancard, I will have to admit I watch a few minutes of Dr. Phil (yuck!) last night. His topic was "Sugar Baby Students". One guest was the creator of a website called…

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College Football

I'm a USC fan. Where can I watch the games on the net-for free ?

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Just a stripper or more?

So i' m at my favorite club in the middle of the afternoon and I'm one of only a few patrons. Each girl that comes out is hotter than the next. A particularly attractive dancer approaches wearing glasses. She…

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Survey Time: What's your Current Favorite Club?

What is your current favorite club and why? (And please note I am asking about your *current* favorite, please no reminiscing and nostalgia about your halcyon, glory days in some jack shack that got shutdown 12 years ago that no…

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Pants? Yes or No?

hi everyone i'm new to the strip club scene and i was wondering if you experts here can help me decide on whether i should wear pants when i go to a stripclub. so if you guys can answer the following…

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Now this is what clubbing with friends is all about.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44547904/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

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Is it better to go solo or with a group to the SC?

I've never gone solo to the strip club, ever. I have been thinking of it lately, maybe one afternoon when I get out of class or work, but I can't see myself going at night. I like going in groups,…

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how to pick up a stripper?

I want to know how to pick up a stripper, or at least get her number. One of my friends did so, he told me he just talked to her, bull shitted abit, but never flirted or tipped her and…

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Arrrrgggghhhhh!!!

Pardon my b*tch & moan, but just tried to printout the city map feature on TUSCL showing local clubs... while the onscreen version shows markers for the locations of various clubs, the actual printout comes without the markers. Not…

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strip club benefit to health... lol... great article...

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2010/08/study_strip_clubs_beneficial_to_mens_health.php *** The first thing you notice in the VIP dining room of the Penthouse Club in Sauget are the chairs. Actually, scratch that. The first things your eyes adjust to in the near pitch-black darkness is the stuffed lion, the moose…

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Looking for Blogs by Strip Club Patrons

Just saw a thread about blogs by strippers. I'm looking for the opposite. I'm looking for blogs from guys like us. Interesting to read about other patrons and their experiences in strip clubs. Do you guys know

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Strippers actually go to school?

Toronto strippers among 'most intellectual' By Tom Godfrey, QMI Agency TORONTO - Toronto has some of the "most intellectual" strippers in Canada. On any given night, about 50% of the city's exotic dancers on the job are fresh-faced college or…

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SOCIAL MEDIA INFO

why in the hell would anyone give a stripper their twitter, facebook or email info much less their phone number? are you just asking to be exposed for the pervert that you are ?? keep reading discussions where…

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Clueless or SS?

I got a few dances from a particular hottie, and since there was a bit of OTP stick shifting, I started the discussion of some VIP relief. She seemed startled. She said, essentially, "No, I can't do that, the managers poke…

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tipping another dancer to watch out !

I used this at a club a few day ago. I was in the ld room and it was getting good (deep kissing, hj,bj with pants up, kitty touching and licking) so her friend comes in and says if I…

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Stripper almost busted...

Yesterday afternoon I was in my favorite club and my 2nd most favorite dancer was sitting with me. She had just purchased a house 2 months ago in the suburbs. We were having a nice intimate conversation when suddently she…

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A Perfect Ass

No, I'm not talking about Dougster, lol. Take a look at Minka Kelly's ass in my current profile pic - that's what I'm talking about! For me, the perfect stripper ass is “firm, yet yielding” when I grope, er, caress it,…

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Perky Nipple Time - Weather Report From The North

Killing frost hit the camp recently. Great news! The wretched bugs are dead. Daytime temperatures remain in the 10C-20C range (50F-68F). I can finally wear shorts and t-shirts. Those perky nipples would be mine. Camp remains resolutely male and boring. Hence,…

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Best blow job ever!

I just got the best BJ ever sadly not at a strip club but the story is kind of fun. So I work at a head shop these stoner girls come in and wants to get some of the synthetic…

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Survey Time!

1) How many customers here have ever "changed their mind" and walked out on a lap dance because the dancer starts right away (ie the middle of a song) rather than waits for the next song? 2) When the dancer starts…

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Learning how to be a stripper

This is mostly aimed at our dancer friends here: how did you learn how to do you job? And I don't mean how did you learn to spin around on a pole. I mean, how did you learn…

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Ever wonder what its like to work in a strip club? Check this out, funny reading

http://plightofthestripperherder.blogspot.com/2011/09/weave-will-weave-will-rock-you-or-weave.html My blog written from 12+ years in the industry. Enjoy and feel my pain...

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Houston - Texas

I have heard great things about the Houston strip clubs but after browsing the top 100 list there is only 1 houston club listed (St. James). What are some of the negatives regarding this city?

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Alleged Nude Scarlett Johansson Photos Show Up on Web

Scarlett Johansson is reportedly hopping mad that private cell phone snaps that the star allegedly took of herself naked have surfaced on the Internet. One photo, posted to Buzzfeed.com (NSFW), seems to show Johansson draped in nothing but a towel, taking…

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Why can't I search for Articles or Discussions on this Site?

I'm kinda new to this site and maybe I'm just missing something here...please help me if I am..but I can't seem to find the functionality on this site that allows me to do a search for prior articles or discussions.…

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This should be my 2,000th TUSCL post...

...and yes, I need to get a life, lol. Anyway, I miss how your post count used to show up with your profile pic. So, what's your number?

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Suggestions?

Got a voicemail tonight from a dancer two days late. I'm a long ways away now and she did know the time would've been two days ago. The message was simple and courteous and tantamount to two people…

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What Percentage Of Strippers Do You Think Know Of/Read TUSCL?

I am sitting in a club checking the TUSCL club listing on my smartphone for that particular establishment. A dancer comes by and looks over my shoulder and asks what TUSCL is. Apparently, she had been in the game years…

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very Disrepectful

Hey all, I was in sc to see a friend of mine who dances at a club there. One very drunk & obnoctous costomer. Yelled out all women are whore's. to me a lady is a person that deservs the same…

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HARDWOOD FLOOR OR 60'S BUSH

Here's a question for all you experienced clubbers out there.I grew up in the 60's and 70's when the pubic bush was popular.Now a days,I understand the guys like to shave it down to a hardwood floor.My question is,which do…

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Neighbors Plan Protest of New Vegan Strip Club

Oh, Portland, where one vegan strip club isn't enough. Northwest Portland's Casa Diablo (which serves all vegan food and dancers have to eat vegan on the premises) will within a few months be opening up a new branch right next…

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School district moves bus stop from strip club

MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. (AP) - September 13, 2011 (WPVI) -- Officials in eastern South Carolina are moving a school bus stop that was by a strip club after parents complained. A local television station reports children had to wait in the…

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Daytona bank robbery suspect nabbed in strip club

DAYTONA BEACH -- A man wanted in a bank robbery was arrested at a Daytona Beach strip club Monday after workers recognized him from media coverage, police said in a report from FLORIDA TODAY news partner WKMG Local 6. Edward Merrill…

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Forty Texas Cops Rob a Strip Club

When Edinburg, Texas, annexed a portion of Hidalgo County in 2010 it inherited jurisdiction over the Jaguars Club in the process. Because strip clubs can operate only under very specific conditions in Edinburg, and because Jaguars Club does not comply…

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Nudity & Sports: Is It What the Fans Want?

By Andy Frye, Last month this blog got over 15,000 hits. The strange thing is that the vast majority of the hits, coming via various internet sites, went straight for two articles I wrote in June. Those pieces…

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A Dilemma Resolved

Last week I told you of my dilemma. Two dancers had suggested an OTC meeting on the same day, and I was uncertain who to choose: Dancer 1 (a blonde with large breasts who has met me…

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Sheesh, can't cops have a little fun on the job?? LOL

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/09/12/2011-09-12_two_nypd_officers_involved_with_west_indian_day_parade_bump_and_grind_incident_w.html

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Discounts

Someone mentioned discounts in another topic. Most every business gives "Senior" discounts. Anyone ever heard of a club doing so? I believe I would frequent a club that did, as long as they didn't have senior dancers. :)

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Discounts

Someone mentioned discounts in another topic. Most every business gives "Senior" discounts. Anyone ever heard of a club doing so? I believe I would frequent a club that did, as long as they didn't have senior dancers. :)

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The *Cute Guy* Discount

Of all my years clubbing (and there's been many), I finally scored my first ever *cute guy* discount. But oh, was there a price to be paid! Eye-catching, young, naturally beautiful dancer came out of the locker room blasted on…

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A Strip Club App

Any interest in creating a TUSCL app for the iphone? It would be sort of a yelp type app, one that identifies your location and shows you the strip clubs near you at that moment. Then when you click on…

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Would-be Blog Material ...

Just another inglorious moment to speak of. A couple of Detroit clubs charge $10 for entrance to the VIP area. You pay it once per day no matter how many dances or dancers you head back there with. To…