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Text from current favorite: "I feel like u don't love me anymore”

Infatuated? Sure. Smitten, enamored, beguiled? Check, check and check. Had a stripper crush? Yep. Lusted over a dancer? Definitely. But, in love with a stripper? I don't think so (at least I…

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What Farmerart will be throwing around from now on

Meet Canada's new high-tech plastic currency http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technology-blog/meet-canada-high-tech-plastic-currency-184640433.html Plastic currency? Sheesh!

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Rick's strip club to reopen Friday under new owners

Rick's strip club, shut down in a federal racketeering case more than a year ago, will reopen Friday under new ownership. The iconic neon sign will again illuminate the street outside the notorious strip joint at 11332 Lake City Way N.E.…

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Weather Report From farmerart For Clubber (In Metric)

The first big storm of the season has hit my exploration camp. There has been 'pussy' frost since September but the real deal has finally arrived here, 6500km north of Miami. 30cm of snow, winds howling at 70-80kph, temperatures falling…

Vixens

Key West, Florida

I go here as a local...

I go here as a local periodically, every week or two. In the last week of October is Fantasy Fest in Key West. I had heard about but forgotten that this club was…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

First time at a NJ club....

First time at a NJ club. Read the reviews and thought I'd try this place out, even though it was about a 30 minute drive from where I was. Overall, this is a…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

have to stop in and see...

have to stop in and see if the pussy was hot looking..... onlsy saw one hottie and most were 7s and 6s.....i did see lots of white girls and they lookediving lap dances…

Cannonball Cabaret

Brampton, Ontario

nite shift girls were not the...

nite shift girls were not the best......2 hotties and all 7s and 6s......not busy but worth the stage show......look like a latin americane dancer was getting all lap dances.....drinks and water way over…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

If you like crack whores and...

If you like crack whores and hip hop, this is the club to go to. I have seen better quality dancers at a retirement village. The place STINKS, literally. I don't think…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Visited this club for lunch on...

Visited this club for lunch on Friday 11/11/11. The Yellow Rose is an Austin legend - one of the oldest SC's in town. Many strippers in other clubs will tell you they started dancing at…

Blush

Portland, Oregon

Horrible!!! I paid up front $40 this...

Horrible!!! I paid up front $40 this white trashy looking dancer and she accused me of not paying her. They threw me out of the club without questioning. This night it was her birthday and she…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Being from ATL I've had my...

Being from ATL I've had my far share of Strip club visits. But I must say I was more than pleasantly surprised with my Rhino visit. I was told to call the club for a…

Smiles Nightclub

Poughkeepsie, New York

Went on a friday night. There...

Went on a friday night. There wasnt as many people as I thought there would be, but the girls were very friendly and so was the bar tender, she was a doll. Alot of the…

Headlights

Norfolk, Virginia

I was in town visiting family...

I was in town visiting family and decided to check out Showgirls. I got there around 10pm. The club is actually at the end of a little strip mall so I knew it wasn't going…

Cheetah's Gentlemen's Club

Virginia Beach, Virginia

The club is literally beside a...

The club is literally beside a hotel, meaning they share the same parking lot. Once I saw this I knew this was going to be interesting. I walked in and was immediately overwhelmed with cigarette…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I can't go to Myrtle Beach...

I can't go to Myrtle Beach on a golf trip without my mandatory visit to Masters, my favorite club. I like to go about 8:00 to 8:30 pm before it get really crowded.…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Really? This place is #4...

Really? This place is #4 on the national list? After going to Dream Girls I can honestly tell you that Seattle clubs blow this place away, and Seattle clubs are nothing to write…

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

how's that old saying go? something...

how's that old saying go? something like.. the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. or maybe.. the more things change the more they stay the…

Flash Dancers

Jacksonville, Florida

I've been here in evening and...

I've been here in evening and afternoon. Place is pretty small and not terribly clean. Music is mostly rock. I've only seen 1 black girl there in my 3 visits so if…

Lulu's

Cleveland, Ohio

i happened to be in the...

i happened to be in the area on my way to visit a booty call so even though deep down i knew better, i decided to take a quick stop here to have a look…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

The physical club itself is a...

The physical club itself is a dump. There is a stage next to the entrance with the long bar on the right side of the entrance. There is another room where a pool…

Marilyn Table Dance Bar

Budapest, Hungary

Marilyn Bar deserves a review because...

Marilyn Bar deserves a review because it was a very nice experience, especially compared to stories heard about Budapest clubs. In fact, I was rather intimidated by some of the other reviews here, and…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

This place is pretty easy to...

This place is pretty easy to get to from the Worcester area, it's right off of 395. You go in and pay a cover, and there's the bar on your right and the stage on your left.…

Bar 1650

Home Gardens, California

Dropped by with some of the...

Dropped by with some of the guys after a long night out. We ended up just having two beers before heading home for the night. We thought a place like this would be…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Only a quick visit, wristband wednesday...

Only a quick visit, wristband wednesday so there was a cover, but it got you unlimited visits to the private dance room, and a drink (non-alcoholic), so I grabbed a water and sat alone at…

Nikita's Playroom

Greer, South Carolina

This place continues its downward slide....

This place continues its downward slide. There were only four dancers working when i arrived. Only one worth spending money on, in my opinion. I tipped her at the stage, which apparently…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

The place is a lingere type...

The place is a lingere type bar. Cheap drinks and a fair amount of girls on shift on a Friday afternoon. Nothing special and even a little dirty on the inside. Not as nice aninterior…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Montclair, California

Club is fairly average on the...

Club is fairly average on the inside and doesn't seem anywhere as large as the building, which houses a store/boutique upstairs. However, we all know that's not why we go. $20 dances are…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I really don't understand why this...

I really don't understand why this club is even CLOSE to being in the top ten, much less actually in it. The club: Tiny, no drinks, jukebox that constantly stops playing music, no pool tables,…

The Palace Men's Club

Corpus Christi, Texas

This is the best club in...

This is the best club in Corpus, although, that isn't saying much. This club offers decent food, drinks, and women, although some are definitely on a different level than some of the others. Their sister…

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, Wisconsin

My name is Rain,i'm 23. i...

My name is Rain,i'm 23. i am 5'7 and 120LB'S. i work at the club.I like the size of the club and that they put in lights under the pole now that change colors.we have…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Early Friday afternoon is one of...

Early Friday afternoon is one of my favorite times to visit the Blue there is alot of hot dancers there and their ready for the crowd that will be coming in for drinks at the…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

I agree with the previous post,...

I agree with the previous post, Hearbreakers can be hit or miss. I visited on a Sunday night around 10 pm, after a dissapointing visit to it's sister club, Platinum Plus. Heartbreakers was…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

I have been to the Palomino...

I have been to the Palomino several times... I was in the parking lot and the door swung open and there was swearing and a guy (I found out later, the owner) was shoving and…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went in to visit as...

I went in to visit as I had not been there for years. Found little had changed, but it was still a good, fun place, just needs some upgrades. I got there and a couple…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

After a 10-month absence, I visited...

After a 10-month absence, I visited on a recent Friday. I arrived around 11:45 am. Same $3 cover. There were no apparent changes to the physical club. Smoke was not too bad. The…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

I stopped by recently on a...

I stopped by recently on a Sunday late afternoon to watch the Giants - Patriots game and there was a fairly good crowd. Probably 25-30 customers and 10 or so dancers. That number…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Some things never change - and...

Some things never change - and Cheaters is a perfect example of this. It must be a couple of years since I was last here, but everything is just as I remember it. The club…

Flesh and Bones

Portland, Oregon

Yikes! Well, this place fell off...

Yikes! Well, this place fell off a cliff in the last three months. Out of my last four visits, just one dancer managed to show up or there were no dancers at all. Staff has…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Went on a weekday, around 5...

Went on a weekday, around 5 or 6. Hadn't been there in probably 15 years. Not as "neon" as I had remembered it being. There were only 6 dancers, or so, there…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Been several months since my last...

Been several months since my last visit to Centerfolds. Stopped in on a Saturday night a few weeks ago. See my previous reviews for details on layout, cover, drink prices, etc. This place is packed…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Quick summary: Place is dark, dirty...

Quick summary: Place is dark, dirty and disgusting. Girls are high mileage, and the short dances are $20. If you're looking for mileage, it's here. If you're looking for GFE, it's not. Place is an…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Gold Club: Fairly large club that's secluded...

Gold Club: Fairly large club that's secluded (in a classy way) from the rest of Jacksonville. The venue is similar to up-scale restaurants (owing to the building's history) but with it comes all the high-rollers…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Sorry for doing back-to-back reviews of...

Sorry for doing back-to-back reviews of Dream Girls. It was something I vowed I’d never do for TUSCL, but I have been pulled back to DG’s shortly after I last visited it. Don’t know why,…

Racers Premier Gentlemens Club

Rome, Italy

Went to racers for a bachelor...

Went to racers for a bachelor party. It was a Friday evening and the club was hoppin. Had a little trouble finding a place to sit but not any trouble getting attention from…

New Tonnochy

Hong Kong, China

I have had a very good...

I have had a very good time here on several occasions. The women are very friendly and are from the local area. They are young and some of them are very hot. You can dance…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Made another trip to the BML...

Made another trip to the BML on a Saturday evening when I was in the area. Arrived about 8:30-9 p.m., paid my $12 cover. It was absolutely dead. I was one of maybe three…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Another business trip to Buffalo, and...

Another business trip to Buffalo, and a quick ride across the border again my favorite place. I have a weakness for 9s and 10s, and I patiently wait however long it takes to find…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

This is my second trip to...

This is my second trip to Canada. I went to a club at Windsor and I'm not sure if there was any high mileage or not, and it happened so long go that it…

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Friends X Wife trying to use his SC / Provider Hobby as reason to have him Commi

A friend of mine, Jim (not his real name) is 72. I have known him for over 20 years and before we got into SC hobby we were partners on a number of business deals. He used to…

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Doors on the VIP rooms

What do you guys think about doors with the VIP rooms? I used to be fine getting extras with just a curtain for privacy but Hustler club in Detroit has spoiled me and I prefer having a door instead of…

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Seven arrests after strip club raids

RIVERSIDE, Ohio — Raids on two Riverside strip clubs have resulted in seven arrests so far with more expected. Riverside Police and agents from the Ohio Investigative Unit raided the Zodiac Lounge on Linden Avenue and the K.C. Lounge…

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what is the most u would pay for the least amount of service ?

I would pay $60 for a fuckin good hj !

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Christmas Wishlist: a little aid for porkin' strippers

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Detroit Broke by April

http://www.freep.com/article/20111115/NEWS01/111150398/Without-cuts-Detroit-runs-out-cash-by-April?odyssey=tab%7Ctopnews%7Ctext%7CFRONTPAGE But at least they took down The Booty Bus.

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Went around 9 on a Friday...

Went around 9 on a Friday night. The place looks super shady from the outside, but once inside you'll be glad you went in. The place has a big stage, usually 2 girls dancing at…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Stopped into this club while passing...

Stopped into this club while passing through Memphis. Adequate parking, but I was a bit anxious because there seemed to be a lot of people sitting in their cars in the lot. I…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I was at the Penthouse Club...

I was at the Penthouse Club on Saturday November 12th from around 5pm to 12am. I did not pay a cover but I did have the valet park my car $7 + tip upon leaving.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Stopped by on a Sunday night...

Stopped by on a Sunday night looking to kill some time before meeting friends elsewhere in town. Nice club, small but clean. Pretty crowded, with a lot of people kind of hanging out at the…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

A small club with private dances...

A small club with private dances on a secondlevel. There were only two girls working on day shift. I stopped in for a beer and a little show. None of the girls…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

This is the best strip club...

This is the best strip club in Salem! I've been there a bunch of times. There are always a lot of dancers on staff and they are all hot. Some are like,…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

After an extremely disappointing trip to...

After an extremely disappointing trip to Some Beach, given the far trip you have to make (out of one parking lot into the next) and from a club perspective, i barely spent any money I…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

So I decided to check this...

So I decided to check this place on my way back from Quebec City. I was a little apprehensive since it was a Monday and my biggest fears came true. The place had maybe 6-8…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I had wrote off other seattle...

I had wrote off other seattle clubs after my last visit to little darlings. Nothing but sticks with no tits! I came to Pandoras for the first time and a gorgeous full bodied dancer immediatley…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

This club is rapidly becoming my...

This club is rapidly becoming my favorite in the city. The quality of the dancers is very good and even though the building is average/kinda beat, I believe the reason quality girls come here is…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Went in to this club w/a...

Went in to this club w/a local buddy. We tipped the door girl so we didn't have to pay a cover charge. The club is huge, but I expected it to be alot nicer aesthetically…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Stopped by MBOT for the first...

Stopped by MBOT for the first time. It seemed pretty dead for an evening visit. There were maybe 10 dancers and not many more PLs. The staff were pretty touchy about people…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

It was my first time in...

It was my first time in Vegas on a bachelor party for my friend. We were told by several people to check out the Spearmint Rhino Club. We called the club first and were told…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

I like to hit this club...

I like to hit this club around 5:00 - before shift change, so there's a mixture of desperately seeking $ day shifters, and the transfer to the evening shift. This club isn't huge, but has…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I just visited this club after...

I just visited this club after reading the reviews on this web site. I thought with so many negative reviews about getting attention; the reviewers must be some guys that just want to go to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

this place has become the IHOP...

this place has become the IHOP of strip clubs (International House of Pussy). lots of latinas, a few asians and blacks with the required skinny tattooed white chicks. crowd was heavily mexican, but they…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I worked here for about a...

I worked here for about a week during golf season. Though I won't go back because I got a heap of verbal tips from rather than the money I traveled for, I will write a…

The Vue

Hudson, Florida

Drove by about 9:30 and noticed...

Drove by about 9:30 and noticed a full parking lot. Decided to check it out. Paid the cover and took a seat at the bar. Place was active and loud. As…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Man! What has become of this...

Man! What has become of this place? I will put my visit in two words - total disaster. Went in there just about at six pm expecting to see some Friday evening talent. Man was I…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

This club earns its ranking as...

This club earns its ranking as the top in Dayton and its place in the national ranking. It’s well lit and with a good number of dancers, almost all of whom come across as…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I first visited o'farrel brothers when...

I first visited o'farrel brothers when I was 21 and it was like being a kid in a candy store. Since it was my first time to any club like this I thought it was…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Fantasies is pretty good for a...

Fantasies is pretty good for a Baltimore club. It's not a huge corporate club like Hustler or Scores, more of a neighborhood hangout for the locals who know where to go to find the best…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

This was the first time to...

This was the first time to a strip club for a long time for me. This happened a couple years ago, but I just found this site so I wanted to put in my review.…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Back to the Blue on a...

Back to the Blue on a recent weekday afternoon. Patron:dancer ratio this time was probably about 1.5:1. This was actually pretty good. Sat at the bar, at the stage and at the tables.…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Went in around 9:30 on a...

Went in around 9:30 on a Wednesday evening. Cover was $2 and my micro brew was $5. Signs on the walls said they have happy hour specials every day until 5:30PM. They had…

DG's Club

Dallas, Texas

I went to the club after...

I went to the club after the Cowboys/Bills game. The place was relatively empty. I expected to see more of a crowd in there watching the late games, but it was not the case.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

What can i say about this...

What can i say about this place? The renovations make the place 1000% nicer. For those that don't know - they added a casino. Dont know how they pulled it off, but they did! They…

Stars Cabaret

Neenah, Wisconsin

I had been to stars once...

I had been to stars once before and was not impressed. Went back recently on a Wednesday with low expectations. Am I glad I did. Sat down with a small handful of singles and a…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Clean club, great layout and by...

Clean club, great layout and by far THE BEST private dance rooms in the area. Yes i said rooms - with a door! The dancer quality is hit and miss. I've been there when it's…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Worst experience at a club I...

Worst experience at a club I have ever had. I come here twice a year and I am so sad that the penthouse franchise has taken over this place. I know its a…

Juliet's Gentlemen's Club

Erie, Pennsylvania

Passing thru Erie on business and...

Passing thru Erie on business and decided to give Julliets a try. I realize it was a Wednesday, early evening but but holy cow. Drinks were way out of line for the amount…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Maybe I was just there on...

Maybe I was just there on a bad night, but on a Wednesday this place is DEAD. There were 3 girls working (only 2 when I first came in around 8). I went…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Went to Players on a Wednesday...

Went to Players on a Wednesday night. The place is being remodeled because it is under new ownership (Marchowitz, the owner of Flight Club and Penthouse) so it is looking a lot more upscale; they…

Club Tease

Portland, Oregon

Very small neighborhood bar. Five or...

Very small neighborhood bar. Five or six girls dancing, which is very good for early afternoon. Dancers ranged from 3 (generous 3) to 8, with the average about a 5. Plenty of pork even before…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I have visit this club about...

I have visit this club about once every 3-4 months. Normally pretty consistent with the talent a few hotties a handful of fair and then always too many that need to find something else to…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

I went to Conchohocken for a...

I went to Conchohocken for a trade show Thursday evening and stopped in to check out 7Th H, despite the mixed reviews. I arrived about 6 and there was no cover and I had…

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Diamonds, as some reviewer say, is...

Diamonds, as some reviewer say, is can be very restrictive.. That is mostly to protect the girls and make them feel more comfortable while working. This was the first club I danced at and I…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Here's the thing, getting to 'enjoy...

Here's the thing, getting to 'enjoy yourself' depends on what you are expecting from going to a club (some want to get their tiggy waggy polished, others to pass time). Being the latter and an…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Been going to Carnival Books for...

Been going to Carnival Books for about 10 years. I stop in on my way down south every 6 months or so. I am never dissapointed. The girls are all medium to good quality, and…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, South Carolina

Bachelor parties beware Gentlemen who are charged...

Bachelor parties beware Gentlemen who are charged with planning and executing a bachelor party in the vicinity of Savannah, GA, please do not make the same mistake I did. I sought out 2 private strippers…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I have to say that I...

I have to say that I agree with the previous post. In fact, comparing to other SC in the area, BBF is sort of average at most. I was at BBF in the…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Was in Indy on biz for...

Was in Indy on biz for a few days, found this place by searching on TUSCL. Brads is a great club, not ritzy more like an applebees strip club. Money goes a long way here...$12…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

No valet parking, but I believe...

No valet parking, but I believe the entry was $5 per person. My buddy and I visited and sat right in front of the main stage. We were immediately greeted by an average…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Went to Good Guys last night...

Went to Good Guys last night for the first time in over a year. Only one thing has changed … new stage lighting setups. The stages now have the disco/strobe lighting and floors.…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

WARNING! You will get hustled as...

WARNING! You will get hustled as soon as you walk in, even though there is no cover charge. The dancers walk around and do not do anything and expect a tip each time. Every girl…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

This place has 2 sections of...

This place has 2 sections of seating, an outside section and inner circle section right at the stage. The lighting is very variable and very nice. Cover is $12 and $6 a drink (1 drink…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to Pink pony last Wednesday...

Went to Pink pony last Wednesday and had an enjoyable time. The quality of entertainers has improved. The club itself is getting worn. Got there about 4:30. I have found this…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Stopped in on Wednesday afternoon, 4...

Stopped in on Wednesday afternoon, 4 girls working, all pretty hot. Not usually big on lap-dances, I've found that if I get them I want 'em to be as "hands-on" as possible, which here in Portland…

Charlie's Angels

Toledo, Ohio

Went...

Went in here on a Sunday night, not expecting too much since it was Sunday night. Ads on website said $15.00 LDs all night so I figure why not. Sort…

Like any other club, Paradise is...

Like any other club, Paradise is very hit or miss in terms of dancer quality. On this particular evening, I found a diamond in the rough. I would say about a 6 for…

Les Déesses

Laval, Quebec

This club is quite a drive...

This club is quite a drive from downtown. This club used to be the best but not anymore. It is a small club and it is located upstairs but relatively nice inside. Only a…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Normally have a decent time here...

Normally have a decent time here but I was burned by a blonde heavyset with big boobs the last time I was in. Just so happened that she was there again. We went…

Showgirls

Edmonton, Alberta

I'm not going back. They...

I'm not going back. They renovated this place a few years ago and it was nice. Now they have this uncouth crude doorman that treats people like trash. My advice to Showgirls…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Dropped by last night on the...

Dropped by last night on the way back from my route. Went to Deja Vu the other day and met Fiona who gave me the greatest cbj of my life. Was hoping to…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Stopped by after a business meeting....

Stopped by after a business meeting. A few customers, and more dancers this afternoon. Got a beer and sat down at a table. There were the usual mix of girls, mostly older.…

A CLEAR NIGHT

<p> It was a clear crisp night. The stars were so bright I felt as if I could reach my hand out to touch them. As I reached for the stars I felt as if they began to envelope me with their light. It was like they came down from the sky so high above &amp; swept me off my feet. I could feel the warmth of their light begin to swirl around me. They started at my feet and slowly danced around me moving up my body like diamond dust that shimmered &amp; sparkled as it continued to surround me.<br /> <br /> I was being lifted so high into the midnight ski. Higher &amp; higher I was lifted until I was…

Do Strip clubs and clients both fall into one of two categories?

<p> In reading and writing reviews on here I&#39;ve noticed that both clubs and us customers seem to fall into one of two categories. Those clubs that are known for offering extras and the clients who flock to them and other clubs where it&#39;s more of a Chris Rock mentality and men who seem fine with that.<br /> <br /> I guess ever since I started going to strip clubs 20 yrs ago when I came of age at 21 I&#39;ve always been looking for more than just a lap dance. The stricter the club, the more of a challenge and the more enjoyable I found it when I was lucky enough to get more than a grind. And yes, some girls clearly…

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Pimps

Curious as to what everyone here thought about pimps. I've only ran into a couple *alleged* pimps in clubs, never actually met one. Now that I'm jacking around with hookers, I hear stories all the time! some sound out right…

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EXTRAS! EXTRAS!

I don't like this word 'extra' being used around here. What, are these strippers giving you more toppings on your pizza? More sauce on your ribs? More pillows on your bed?? I know we don't want to say sex around these…

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Stripper Arrested for Stealing Lingerie

A stripper from the Crystal Cabaret Gentleman's Club was arrested on November 12 for allegedly shoplifting sexy lingerie from the Burlington Coat Factory store in Orlando. Ashley Nicole Fleischmann, 24, was arrested after allegedly walking out of the store with…

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Sapphire strip club to open pool

As big a proponent of gentlemen's clubs as we are, we can't quite get behind the new swimming pool that will soon be attached to Sapphire, the world's largest strip club. Well, it's not actually attached, because they probably couldn't…

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Dancers that don't do extras reap the benefit of those that do.

A lot of customers are drawn to a club because they know or have been told that extras are available. So they go there seeking the ones that do extras but in the process they spend a lot of money…

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Customers that are always expecting tons of mileage and/or extras

I'm tired of reading in here customers that come to the club with the hopes of getting extras from dancers. If you guys want sexual favors, hire a call girl! If a dancer offers them, make sure she gets prosecuted.

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Christmas/New Year's In Hawaii With A Dancer

Am I goofy even to be contemplating this? Conditions in my business are causing me more stress than I have ever experienced before in my life, intensely exciting but very stressful. I will be going to an isolated resort in…

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Where to go in New Orleans?

I see that there are lots of clubs on Bourbon Street but where do you go when you don't want to be treated like tourist even though you are one? I would prefer to stay down town just looking for…

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Which states have the best stripping laws?

As seen in MO. every state has its own guidelines for stripping. Which state would you say is best and why?

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Can't show me in the "Show - me- State".

Mo. Supreme Court upholds strip club restrictions By The Associated Press Tuesday, November 15, 2011 JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. (AP) — The Missouri Supreme Court has upheld a 2010 state law imposing restrictions on strip clubs and other sexually oriented businesses. In a unanimous…

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OT: Miami May Lose $200M From NBA Lockout

LeBron James might disappear in the fourth quarter of playoff games, but should the NBA regular season vanish, a big chunk of the South Florida economy may go up in smoke. Economists tell CBS Miami that South Florida may suffer $200…

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I Am Pissed With tuscl

I was writing a review of the Cannonball this morning when I inadvertently submitted the incomplete review. I immediately e-mailed tuscl of this screw up on my part then went back and wrote the complete review and submitted it. Now,…

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New Orleans Recommendations

I am going to NOLA for a work obligation. Looking at TUSCL the Bourbon street clubs look okay at best. I will be in the area for the weekend only and need to know where to go in New Orleans.…

The Fair Maiden

<p> The Fair Maiden<br /> <br /> She had a dream... Of a white chariot.... a tall tower with a fair maiden peering from the window. Hair that flows like ringlets of spun gold down from her head draping beautifully as it falls out of the window &amp; down the tower wall where she is captive. She had a longing for peace, a longing for true love, a longing to be rescued from the demons &amp; dragons that await her.<br /> <br /> As the fair maiden waits she wonders what is to be her fate. She sits pondering over the life she has had. She wonders where everything went wrong. She wonders why the dreams always turn into nightmares.<br /> <br /> She looks over the…

Pathetic Losers Anonymous

"Hello, my name is Georg, and I'm a Pathetic Loser." I do not *believe* I'm writing this shit. I've been seeing my current favorite, let's call her "Becky", for a little over a year now, and for all that time, she's maintained that I am the only guy she's fucking. Not just fucking for money, but fucking, period, not even a boyfriend. Not in a strident or sickly sweet "ooh baby, you're the only one" way, but calmly and, frankly, without any apparent expectation that I'd actually believe her. The subject doesn't come up very often, mostly as a result of me asking about work, and her complaining about some "disgusting dirtbag" who wants her to fuck in the VIP (something she…

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PL Rob'd In Detroit.

This story like all stories on TUSCL are fiction and for entertainment purposes only. A PL was Rob'd of most of his dignity, any lingering player status and around $700 on the night of November 11Th. Witnesses at the club report…

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Gunman robs Salt Lake City strip club

Police are looking for a man who robbed a Salt Lake City strip club at gun-point early Monday morning. At about 12:20 a.m. man described as white with a reddish beard, wearing a dark beanie style cap, black jacket and jeans…

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Client suspected in stripper's murder

Homicide detectives have identified an area in Port Melbourne where they believe sex worker Johanna Martin was murdered and suspect a client was involved. The body of Ms Martin, who was also known as Jazzy O and Honie, was found dumped…

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Brad's Brass Flamingo - Indianapolis, Indiana

For the first time in a long time this club is no longer on the top 10 list. It is spot 11, but this is the first time since I joined TUSCL (back in 2008) that I recall Brad's…

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OT: McMansions After The Credit Bubble

Just a guess some folks here will be amused by this story. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/13/us/homework-and-jacuzzis-as-dorms-move-to-mcmansions-in-california.html?_r=1

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being a reg or always visiting strip clubs ?

Which one guys ? I've enjoyed being a reg at local strip clubs 4 a while now and it has its ups with it.. but I've slowly been adventuring out to other places and find it more exiting going to…

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Shades of S&M

First of all, I am not a dom or a sub. And some of you guys might be. So those of you who are might have to recuse yourselves from this thread. But for everybody else, have…

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Any $20 High Mileage Laps in Seattle Area?

My old go-to, The Sands, is up to $40 a lap. Granted very high mileage, but to rich for my blood in this economy. Any club/dancer recommendations would be much appreciated.

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Didn't they know that strip club ATMs are a rip off?

2 Missouri men abducted, forced to use ATMs in metro-east BY CAROLYN P. SMITH - News-Democrat Two St. Charles, Mo., men told police Sunday they were kidnapped in their hometown, forced to drive to East St. Louis and Washington Park to retrieve…

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Floor Host Hell

When I stop to think about it, I'm not in the wrong occupation, I'm in the wrong club. I fell victim to the 'Grass is Greener on the Other Side" cliche. Now I know better and its goddamn too late. This is…

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DANCERS SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE

local club has large numbers of latina dancers. was getting a table dance from one hottie (Sofia Vergara clone) when she started a conversation with one of her dancer friends in Spanish. guess they thought I didn't understand…

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is there other websites you post beside TUSCL?

I wondering if you guys post on other web sites that aren't SCZ reality or frequent besides Facebook and YouTube. 1. Sherdog- sherdog is a mma base type of forum/website. In the beginning I used to post a lot on…

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Amnesia Cracow. Even Poland has shills.

3 reviews. All 10-10-10.

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In case you didn't know - "Why men love strippers"

http://www.yourtango.com/experts/how-to-get-the-man-of-your-dreams-com/why-men-love-strippersand-how-you-can-use-information

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how high end is this?

DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my best friend is a Porta Potty, ya she has 230k in the bank, a paid for CLS 55, and a condo in Miami and Las Vegas but that is so not worth it to me.…

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Dancers who rat on their co workers.

There have been many discussions about cameras in the VIP rooms, etc. But worse than that are the dancers that that run to management to complain about what other dancers are doing. Why? Because they do not want to meet…

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Ryanair's Newest Money-Making Stunt: In-Flight Porn?

It's hardly shocking from the company that dreamed up the in-flight pay toilet. Ryanair, a go-to airline for Europeans jet-setting on a dime, is known for cheap fares, stripped-down services and some wacky moneymaking ideas/publicity stunts. The Irish company originated the…

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The truth about life as a lap-dancer

Popularised by stars such as Rihanna, lap-dancing clubs have doubled in number in less than a decade. Yet, the reality is degrading and psychologically damaging, says one former dancer In the two years Jennifer Hayashi Danns worked as a lap-dancer, she…

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"It's way too early for that shit" and the $1500 hand job

Business takes me to Dallas. I've never visited The Lodge but it's supposed to be one of the best upscale clubs in the country. I head out to the club on a Thursday night. It's a one-man celebration of the…

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Cheetah's 8 mile is now Ace of Spades

Any local intel on the name switch?

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ITC

Hey all, I just wonderig on what was the least amount of money you have payed for BBFS or FS. When getn ITC for a stripper

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The 'Payday Friday' Phenomenon

Sure seems to me the talent level rises on a Friday afternoon & evening. Top clubs like Brad's Brass in Indy and Cannonball Cabaret in Toronto come to mind. Yet I'm surprised by how many guys continually complain…

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My first ITC today

Having the day of from work today I hit up my usual club and had originally planned on just getting some standard $10 lappers. Prior to today my ITC action was limited to heavy groping and not much else.…