Weather Report From farmerart For Clubber (In Metric)
farmerart
The first big storm of the season has hit my exploration camp. There has been 'pussy' frost since September but the real deal has finally arrived here, 6500km north of Miami. 30cm of snow, winds howling at 70-80kph, temperatures falling to -30C. The catskinners, rig pigs, fracing crews, and truckers are finally starting to earn their money.
Don't you wish you were here, Clubber?
Don't you wish you were here, Clubber?
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Damn glad I am here!!! :)
I also will assume you think lowly of those that might come down here for the winter months, say from places like Michigan?
Even though you won't read this, this board should not be censored.
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That's right Vince. We need to show Art that not all Americans have lost their survival skills. When the Arctic winds start screaming across the warm waters of Lake Michigan and lake effect snow bands set up just right, it snows, and snows and snows...and just when the sun comes out and you think it's done, it snows and snows some more. 30cm? Child's play. Folks in places like Benton Harbor, St. Joe, even Grand Rapids and Kalamazoo, get out their 13HP Ariens with halogen headlights and handwarmers and look old man winter square in the face and say "fuck you".
Meanwhile, the first snow flurries to hit DC will result in dire TV weather reports, school closings, government and businesses opening late, horrendous tie-ups on the beltway due to all the people who can't drive in snow, and panic buying of bottled water, milk, bread and toilet paper.
Now as for temperatures, how do weeks of -40C temps hit you, often with gales causing wind chill equivalents of -50C or lower? I can get a little testy after a couple of weeks of that crap!
You know it!
Damn winter...
Oh yeah, Club_Goer...chill...
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