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PL Rob'd In Detroit.

silkypants
Minnesota
Monday, November 14, 2011 6:50 PM
This story like all stories on TUSCL are fiction and for entertainment purposes only. A PL was Rob'd of most of his dignity, any lingering player status and around $700 on the night of November 11Th. Witnesses at the club report seeing and an over dressed PL tipping singles on stage without a waitress or a dancer approaching him for over an hour. PL stated after receiving a very good standard lap dance from an actual veteran dancer (ex navy) he approached an “adorable little brunette” and apparently trap was set. Samantha the brunette took said PL to the upstairs couch to set the hook while the ring leader we will refer to as ROB finished dancing at the cage. Brunette stated repeatably that the PL should do a two girl dance. Once ROB arrived the PL was talked into a two girl dance at $200 each. PL repeatedly stated that brunette was so hot and he gave in. After reaching the dance room area a side conspirator stated room charges are per girl not per room and pealed another $10 from said PL. Upon further review another dancer agreed that $10 per girl was a piece of shit deal for a room. The victim and the two conspirators made there way back to the dance room. PL was asks to remove his jacket and shirt and the two girl lap dance starts. ROB asks PL to remove pants while Samantha works over PL. Upon discover PL has no under ware ROB requests an additional $100 for each dancer. PL is caught with his pant on the couch and PL reluctantly agrees. By now the PL is in way over his head but sometimes you think you can get out a hole by digging. Now assuming the full Abugrab interrogation position the alternating two girl HJ starts. PL states the HJ was starting to get good, but the negotiating were not over. While Samantha starts in on an advanced GFE maneuver, ROB states if PL finishes he own each of them another $100. PL is now naked with two girls in the club and on the hook for $800 if there is a happy ending. PL takes his only out left and doesn't cum for five songs. ROB appears to twitch tactics when said PL appears to not be in the finishing mood. ROB orders Samantha to work harder while ROB thinks of a way to extract the rest of the money from the PL's pocket. ROB says “Let's play a game, how much money do you have.”, but the PL is on to the ROB comes back with $800. The game has now changed. Without the possibility of the big payday ROB's only hope is for a happy ending to acquire the last of the money. All stops are pulled out: “Can I put on your shirt” “Can I put on you jacket” “Faster Samantha” “If you hit my mouth I will swallow it” “She will lick it off your chest” “Keep kissing him Samantha” But the dude did not cum. ROB and Samantha finally gave up after nine songs, asked for their money and a tip. The PL walkout quite a bit lighter and a tiny bit wiser but still a PL. I have plenty of excuses on why this happened, lack of sleep, disappointment from potential favorite having to reschedule, but when you go to a club called The Hustler Club, you should expect to be hustled. Review to follow.

22 comments

  • samsung1
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    13 years ago
    don't give Detroit a bad name..Hustler club is not a Detroit club. It is located in Lincoln Park. Better off going to Penthouse in Detroit.
  • CTQWERTY
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    13 years ago
    Dr. VM to the ER STAT!!!!!!!!!!! Vince, you need to take what's left of this sheep and nurse him back to health (not to mention prosperity).
  • shadowcat
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    13 years ago
    He needs to repeat strip clubbing 101.
  • CTQWERTY
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    13 years ago
    FWIW, I've been in The Hustler Club 3 times and HAVE NEVER BOUGHT A SINGLE DANCE. The prices I have been quoted are just ridiculous for Detroit. The lesson I learned is that H8S serves as a worthy trip and is just a short distance away. It's a shame you don't have the name of the other dancer.
  • thesamurai
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    13 years ago
    Wasn't there recently a thread about two girl dances and how they're not worth it? I never saw a single good looking chick sailor when I was in. I might make a trip to Detroit just to check that shit out.
  • samsung1
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    13 years ago
    Beer prices are cheap at hustler but you have to be drunk to enjoy it there
  • boatmonkey
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    13 years ago
    All that for the final outcome of a BBHJ? Not that I want anymore than that but that's SOP other places. Get over to La Chambre and make the acquantance of my fair-minded friends there. If you can drop $100 (that's just one of them thangs) you can have a hell of a good time! Discuss it before you head to the VIP, of course...
  • steve229
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    13 years ago
    Damn! An undercover cop/LE is never in the club when you need them!
  • steve229
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    13 years ago
    You know what's strange? At work I recently completed a contract negotiation that reduced a project's cost from $8.5M to just under $4M. I get in a strip club, I can't negotiate to save my life.
  • vincemichaels
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    13 years ago
    Dr VM just shakes his head. Some people just aren't worth saving. :)
  • CTQWERTY
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    13 years ago
    Well then maybe professor Superdude can supply consultation, therapy, etc.? (By the way Vince, which head are you shaking?)
  • joesparty
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    13 years ago
    Holy Shit, Batman. When, exactly, did this purely hypothetical situation occur?
  • BigBillPayed
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    13 years ago
    I know worse ways to spend it.
  • bang69
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    13 years ago
    he needs a refresher class on strip clubing 101
  • farmerart
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    13 years ago
    @steve229, You squeezed a contractor down to under $4M from $8.5M? Umm, could you come to Canada and work for me, please? Sheesh........!!
  • vincemichaels
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    13 years ago
    LMAO, CT. It was the head on my shoulders, the one that contains a few active brain cells. I feel bad for whoever had his wallet emptied, it happens, but it's never a pretty sight.
  • sinclair
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    13 years ago
    You could have banged four escorts for that much cheddar.
  • wallanon
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    13 years ago
    At least he didn't spend $1500 like that other guy.
  • farmerart
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    13 years ago
    Not to dump on you, silkypants, but it is perversely comforting for me to read this story discovering a PL in worse shape than old farmerart. I had always considered myself to be tuscl's ace PL but this is now the second post describing behaviour that outdoes my worst. Will my bronze medal be stolen from me also?
  • silkypants
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    13 years ago
    Samsung1 - I went to the PH on Saturday :) VM, that hurt :( Farmerart, I don't remember earning the silver, but I guarantee I already have the PL bronze and just never posted it. The post is for everyone's entertainment and as a lesson on what can go wrong if you just let any problem escalate. I see no one giving any advice on what I should have done so I will give my own. 1. Never do two girl dances with girls you don't already know. 2. The price you go into the room with is the price you pay. No tits, hands or butts about it. 3. The toughest one, when you get in over your head ask for help. Settle you disagreement in front of the bouncer and force the girls to explain there side of the story. There is a girl in a club capable of messing with you. For me, these two were the perfect storm. Please try to spot her before she spots you. Superdude, feel free to reach out to me. I should be back in Detroit in December, which is the real PL part of the story.
  • CTQWERTY
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    13 years ago
    LOL! The thought of Art & Steve careening down the highway on a run to Toronto. "We hit a gusher!!!! Time to do some grade "A" pimpin'!!!!!!" Dr. VM: One would think the info posted to this site would educate enthusiasts. Instead TUSCL needs to establish a mentor program apparently.
  • wallanon
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    13 years ago
    Didn't know the point of the OP was to invite encouragement and advice. @silky: 1. When you guess wrong it sucks, when you get it right you remember why you bothered in the first place. 2. Good idea for guys that can't keep it together once the fun starts. 3. The bouncer is usually not your friend. Just because he turns a blind eye doesn't mean he'll back you if things go bad. For all you know that ROB might be shining his knob on the side.
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