I went to Conchohocken for a...

I went to Conchohocken for a trade show Thursday evening and stopped in to check out 7Th H, despite the mixed reviews. I arrived about 6 and there was no cover and I had a draft Yuengling for only 2$, from a nice bartender. It is a bit of an odd place, with the girls dancing in the center of the bar on a recessed stage. They were typically doing one song with top on and one or two with their top off, but not really paying much attention to any of the patrons, most of who were talking or watching TV. There were about 12 to 16 customers and about six dancers, of which only a few were conversing with the customers between sets. They would come around the bar, counter clockwise after their set and get you to tip them between their boobs or tucked in the sides of their panties, and ask if you want a dance. I’ve got pretty reasonable standards but most of the girls were far below even my minimal tolerance even for a local club. Their Halloween party pictures online were not any scarier than the everyday presentation. Maybe the weekend crew is of higher standard but there were only two girls I considered reasonably attractive, a thin blond, Vanity and a not thin but still attractive brunette, Bella. Bella seemed to have a really good attitude and was getting and reciprocating lots of attention, but she never made it around the bar to me, as she picked up a LD half way around. So if you want first pick for a LD, sit near the entrance, not around the back of the bar.

Anyway, I decided to have a LD with Vanity. Payed the guy in the back 20$ and we went to a set of chairs behind a divider off to the side of the bar. She started out by pitching the private dance, which she said they were having a special of 100$ for 15 min with a bottle of bubbly, where we could go and I could touch her anywhere, kiss, and kiss her breast. Had she been more of a 7 or 8, I would have checked it out but I was not up to spending that much on her. The rest of the dance was nice, with some good technique and contact but not much serious grinding and my hands had to remain on the chair :(. I gave her a tip, watched her and Bella do one more set and headed out when the next substandard (realy heavy) dancer came on. The nice thing was I only spent about 30$ for a dance and a beer, so the value was great, but don’t come with high expectations of finding hot dancers and be ready to tolerate some downright unattractive ones.