First time in Detroit…

This was my first time at a Detroit strip club. After reading a bunch of reviews I decided to go to Bogarts. $10 dances on Tuesday’s. I get there and there is a big banner that confirms $10 dances on Tuesday’s. I go in, $5 cover, and sit down. Start talking to the beautiful Patience. Tall, thin, dark skin, and nice. I mention the $10 dances. She says no one dances for ten. She asks if I want to buy her a shot. They are $15. Beers are $8. Oh…there was no charge to park in their lot.

There are about 15-20 mostly large, thick, not very attractive ladies of all ages, sizes, and colors. It was 60/40 black to white dancers. Same with the crowd. It started off very crowded for a Tuesday. Patience just sat with me. No touching. She actually was great at keeping others from sitting next to me. Even though it was early, I decided to get a dance…$20 + $10 for the wrist band (one time purchase). I didn’t buy her that $15 shot so figured I’d get a dance to split the difference.

The rooms were small….3x3 maybe. She allowed all the touching I wanted. She knew how to work Mr Johnson with her knee. But that was it. We didn’t talk about any extras. The songs were actually quite long. It probably doesn’t matter because prices are decided upon before going up.