Fun can be had, but expensive and no alcohol

This club is on my way home from work, but I usually just drive by it without thinking about stopping in. After a stressful week at work, and having some fun money burning in my pocket, I decided to check it out on my way home and see what kind of talent they have these days, since it had been a couple years since I had paid it a visit. This club is in the middle of *almost* nowhere east of South Elgin and south of Elgin proper. I say *almost*, because they have been building new subdivisions nearby in the past couple years.

They charge you an entrance fee, but I'm not sure if it's arbitrary based on the other reviews I've seen here. I think I paid $25. To the right of the club, they have a "bar" that serves non-alcoholic beverages such as Red Bull, water and non-alcoholic beer. They lost their liquor license a few years ago, and they have not been successful in getting it back from what I understand, so you may want to pre-game somewhere else if you want a buzz. I almost did that, but decided against it as I was pressed for time. There were about a dozen girls working, a nice mix of white and Hispanic girls. I didn't see any black girls, but I have seen some in my past visits. They advertise the club as being "full nude", but I've never seen the girls get full naked when they go up to the stage, you have to ask them for the dance and pay extra for it. I looked around and recognized some of the talent that I've seen on the club's social media pages. One of the girls looked like she was straight out of high school. One of them, a girl that seemed like a seasoned dancer, approached me and asked me if I wanted a dance. She told me her stage name, but frankly I don't remember it.

I saw a few customers there sitting watching the stage, probably waiting for the hourly special (I believe they are a two for the price of one or some such), but again, I was pressed for time, so I said yes. I asked for the more private side and for the price. So I believe you pay extra for the more private dance side, *plus* extra if you want a fully naked dance (otherwise they only take their top). I said yes to both, so was quoted about $80 or so.

We went to the back, she took her top and bottom off and gave me a pretty good dance. It's dark in there, but she made sure I got a nice view of everything. The dance was also pretty high contact, and she did a great acting job of sounding like she was getting off...that's when I let the little head do the thinking, and at one point almost LDK'd. I'm not into that, so had to summon lots of willpower to stop from doing so. After a while, I realized we had actually done a couple songs, so I had to stop the dance. I wish she had asked me to continue after the first song, so that is my only complain about the dance. Luckily I had the cash to pay for it, otherwise I would have had to use the ATM, which is a big no-no. Not only are the fees astronomical, but the charge to your card will show the address of the club on your bank statement. No thanks, so I made sure I had plenty of cash just in case. I asked about the VIP and was given the usual "we could have a lot of fun" spiel...yeah, whatever that means. No specifics, so I assume with this specific dancer it would just be an extended (but fun) lap dance, but at the prices for VIP, $400 for half an hour or $600 for a full hour, I don't think it'd be worth it.