1st Time At A Seattle Strip Club

This was my first time going to a Seattle strip club, having relocated from Arizona a few years ago. It seemed like the consensus among Seattle guys on this site is that Pandoras is the best, so I made my first stop there. There’s a lot of braggadocio on this site(I’m looking at you UncleWill and StripClubPerv) about scoring for ‘extras,’ but frankly I was just there for the sights and maybe a lap dance. Ended up getting one dance from Monse and two from Stella, who frankly I enjoyed a lot more, no shade to Monse. I ended up spending 140. Twenty for the cover and the drink, plus one-twenty for the dances.

I showed up around 11:30. I wanted a low-key visit so I opted to go early. From the outside the club looks kind of run-down, like a dive as some people on here have noted. Spacious parking. I went through the entrance and was greeted by the cute bartender. I paid a $15 cover and found a seat near the rack as she got my soda. There were only a few other patrons in the club. Slow morning.

A older Latin lady who I’d later find out was Luna was working the pole. It was a little bit of a shock for me initially having never been to a full nude strip club before. The norm in Arizona is topless. When I took my seat Luna had just dropped her top. I was enjoying looking at her breasts (they looked fake judging by their size) during her second song when she started to slowly pull down her panties. This was the first time I’ve seen down below at a strip club, so seeing her completely naked on stage was more exciting for me then it probably otherwise would have been. I was hoping she’d come over to me after her song but she disappeared into the dressing room.

Next up:Anya. I enjoyed this performance a lot more. She’s a cute little blondie with perky breasts and a round little ass. First song she took off her top. I was the only guy at the rack so she had her attention on me. Like Luna, on the second song she took off her bottoms. She grinned at me and stuck out her perky ass. I was sure she would come over to me after he song but I lucked out again. Like Luna, she went to the dressing room. I was getting disheartened until Monse came on stage.

The DJ called out Monse’s name and some Latin music started as Anya left the stage, but Monse didn’t show until the song was about half over. Looked like she’d been in the LDA. As she hopped on stage a guy came out of the LDA alone so I assume she was with him. Monse is not exactly supermodel gorgeous but she’s certainly a looker. By song two she was completely naked and I enjoyed looking. She’s got large fake ones, a nice big ass and a shaved kitty. She knew how to work the pole too. I’d enjoyed Anya’s moves more, but she was still nowhere to be seen. Monse’s second song ended and she got dressed again. Then I got lucky for the first time. She came my way.