Oh how Ive missed this hobby of ours
Its been probably close to a year since I've had some time to swing thru the Providences strip clubs, new job means I don't get to come down here every couple of months after my morning meetings and do some PL shit. I was glad to see that Desires still to top of the food chain in my eyes. This review is a combination of a few visits all on the later end of the week, mid to late afternoon. Place looks the same, one day I was there it looked like they had some of the roof being repaired so a scaffolding lift took up some space as it was being moved around. Place inside looks the same as old reviews. First bar closest to the main doors is always packed usually with the same regulars. Few old timers who get hugs and kisses with a 10 minute stop and chat from almost all the dancer, if you want info on the dancers in the building these fellas are the Wise Men. They've helped me abort with cute dancers who aren't even worth buying a drink and just air dance in the VIP. My go to spot is the 2nd bar by the patio exit, usually there's space at that bar. $5 for a Bud $6 for a Coors and Stellas $7 IIRC, cocktails that I bought the dancers I spent time with started at $12. Bartenders are all cute and usually on top of it, sometimes you do have to wait a bit when the mass influx of people who come in for the free lunch that comes with there $5 water, but they always take care and chat with you if your inclined to chat with non dancers. Now when I decide to go I never message any dancers that are my go to gals, strictly because I don't want them just glomming on and bothering me while I people watch, whose going to the VIP often, whose hiding out back, whose waiting between the bars. All this stuff gives you some sort of info on the dancers there.
Now onto the important stuff the ladies. Now its been a while but there has always been a couple of white whales that I've never got to ogle and explore in the VIP. One be Nicole, not the bitchy one, she is a tall proportionate brunette with big tits that I would love to be suffocated by, sadly she wasn't there. As for the others cant remember there names and didn't see them so onto the next one who catches my eye. Sat down, ordered a beer and started scoping out, before I even got my beer Vega taped my on the shoulder. Shes Cute as hell kinda my type, on the taller side, full bodied. Made a Street Fighter joke but dont think she got it. She told me I looked exactly like her ex which is why she came over to make sure it wasn't him. Poked and pried a little about dopplebanging and comparing but deaf ears. Saw Kim, petite with some big tits probably from DR or some central American island, asked her if she wasn't busy but she was on her way to see a regular, told her don't be a stranger when you got time. but she was a bit to late since I saw Asian named Kaylani, blonde/brunette, again slim but thick, I know what I like. She definitely saw me checking her out when she was walking back to the locker rooms and came out. Had a few drink with her and bullshitted about all these trash bag PL's who get yellow fever at the club but spend less than 50 bucks. Did a VIP, Was well worth it for a standard VIP, didn't push for anything extra cause she was a pretty chill the whole time, went back to the bar after for a cocktail and gave her a decent tip for just putting up with my fucked up thoughts and opinions. Might see her break into one of my ATF spots.
Next trip was even more eventful, but started out kinda shit. Was as busy a Friday afternoon as ive seen here. Sat at the bar near patio, chatting with a few fellas and ladies, Lust was open so it seemed kinda lite on dancers when I got there but maybe a hour later the ratio was better. After a while couple fellas came to the far bar and were looking for a seat, one was on either side of me so I moved over for them, and they were appreciative, got to chatting, drinking, talking work sports the usual guys bullshit. Then since we all were looking for something we wanted to have some fun with, got and gave info about dancers with. Was pointed into the direction of a dancer whose name is that of a precocious gemstone. She came over to greet them and we got to talking, had a another round as a thank you, and a very vigorous VIP session. Got a lot of complements over my little brown snakes performance. Funny side note, sounded like next booth over someone was doing blow which isn't uncommon but the next unmistakable sound of piss filling up in what I presume was some guys mouth was funny enough to make me take a break and listen for minute and decern what was going on. we had a good little laugh then got back down to finishing our business. Afternoon well spent if you ask me, went back to treat those fellas for one last shot, before my ride back up 95.
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