For Newbies; What to Bring and how to come prepared

Over the years I’ve seen guys have good and bad experiences. In my own personal experience early on I also definitely did not know everything and still don’t; however, I’ve discovered some helpful tips when it comes to making the most of your club experience. In this article I plan to lay out some of the best steps to ensure your first or first couple club experiences are about fun/entertainment and not disappointment. 1.) Research Club/Venue - One of the first mistakes many guys make is that they don’t do any or enough research 🔬 of the club or venue they’re going to. Why is this important? It’s important because it allows you to have proper expectations, learn what is offered at the club, what you need to bring, how you need to dress, and what to expect when it comes to seating, and what the bar/drink situation is. What are the prices, how many girls, what type of shifts do they have day, afternoon, evening/night. When’s the best time to go? I know to a certain extent this can be over kill. However, this can be the difference between there be 5-7 average looking girls to their being 15-20 above average 8’s & 9’s. This can also be the difference between low/poor service or good responsive service. Some places to do the research are here on Tuscl, club online reviews, and their website. If you do all this work before hand you won’t have to worry about it once your there and you can just have fun. 2.) Know your Money - It is essential to not go into active debt if you want to continue having fun for years to come. Learn the prices and what dances, champagne room, VIP room cost, and if you can negotiate. In the end your budget should remain your budget. In fact, a rule of thumb I use is only bringing what I can and want to spend in cash to the club and not use the Club’s ATM’s. This is mainly because the ATM fees tend to charge ridiculous fees and because it is important to have enough discipline to not go over the line. When you first start your big head will start only listening to your small head and he tends to win more often than not. Overall, if you have all the money your going to spend this allows you to know that your having fun while still paying your rent. Funny but I’ve seen some guys where this was true and it messed up their life. In fact, if this becomes an issue develop techniques such as leaving your credit/debit cards at your house and only bring cash. 3.) Transportation - This one is short, simple, but important. Figure out and plan out before how you’re getting there and leaving there. I’ve seen a ton of guys go out, have the best time of their lives than encounter the worst night all because they got a DUI, ran out of money for an Uber, or had to walk home in the cold. Logistics are equally as important as understanding the club venue. 4.) How Long - Know your times and research the best times to go to the club. This is of course all on your preference. For example, do you like to go to the club when it’s busy do you prefer day time or nighttime. First figure out the environment you most like. Sometimes you’ll have an idea of what you like. However, I’ve find that what you like for an atmosphere in a normal nightclub may not always be the same as what you like in a Strip club. Once you’ve found what you like then pick your time and plan when to leave. The main reason for this is because I’ve found that the more you stay it’s starts to get harder not to spend. So plan accordingly. 5.) Know your Purpose - Different clubs/venues cater to different experiences. For instance, do you like clubs where the stage is the main attraction, black stand up club dishing out money, or more centered on couch dances and or VIP rooms. Do you need this club for drinking or extras? Are you looking for a certain demographic? I don’t judge but depending on what your looking for you need get this info beforehand otherwise you’ll end up being mad at a club or dancer because you didn’t get what you wanted or expected; when it was clearly your fault. 6.) Know your worth and Explore - One of the largest mistakes I see newbies encounter is being taken advantage by the girls. If you take nothing else take this “they don’t love you, their job is to make you fall in love; think you have a shot with them and to empty your pockets and bank accounts” As long as you know this you can actually take the power back with this mindset. “All the girls in the room want you for your money and they’ll be willing to do whatever it takes to be with me” See if they want what you have they need to be nice to you, they need to go the extra mile and not you. Remember this isn’t a club where your competing with other guys for one girl, but rather all girls here are competing with each other for you. This doesn’t mean be mean, but it does mean it’s ok to tease and understand that you’re the prize to be hunted not the hunter in this scenario. 7.) Alcohol can be a good friend or a horrible Ex - Simple manage your alcohol intake. The more you drink the more you’ll lose money and start falling for the girls tricks of emptying your pockets. Drink in moderation or don’t drink when you go. Trust me I know guys who still have a great time sober or only having a couple to drink. Ultimately, be smart and don’t let yourself be taken advantage of. Hopefully by reading this and applying what you’ve learned you’ll be able to ensure fun and enjoyable nights for years to come.