Top 40 Clubs - how many have you visited?

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captainfun
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I was just looking at the top 40 Overall club list. I’ve been to 13 of them due to work travel all over the US for the past 20 years.

How many clubs have you been to on the list? Guessing there may be a fair number of 0s if you happen to live in a place that doesn’t have one or if you don’t travel much.

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wallanon
2 years ago
I've seen half of them, if we're counting the ones that are closed.
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Tetradon
2 years ago
Only Club Desire, RI Dolls, and Tattletales.

I love traveling and strip clubbing, but rarely at the same time.
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captainfun
2 years ago
Yep Follies was included in my count.
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captainfun
2 years ago
Tetra - I just checked out Desire, Club Fantasies and Wonderland a couple of weeks ago. Only my second time in Providence
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Electronman
2 years ago
This list makes me question the validity of lists. Atlantis is #2?? Lots of other head scratchers also.
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ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
Number 11 is an air dance club. Yeah. Pass.

Been to Atlantis. A good club, for the Chicago area, but that's damning with faint praise as they say. PoleKatz might be good if you can afford the top tier VIP, and they're not scamming when they say it will be everything you dream of. Stay away from Chicago if you can. Funner clubs elsewhere (and funner to not be carjacked).

Started a whole thread about my experience in TJ. Didn't fuck anyone there. With the apathetic BGs I met, I would guess sex with them would only be good for a necrophiliac. High percentage of hot BGs, but only on a par with a better US club. If you went there a lot, you might learn the angles for pairing up with non-apathetic FS BGs, and how much it would really cost you for them to be non-apathetic.

Don't know what the algorithm is for picking the Top 40. But, gotta say, makes me dubious about founder's future in Big Data.
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captainfun
2 years ago
Illbainci- agree that Polekatz is good but not positive it should be too 40. Atlantis at #2 is definitely a miss.

Chicago has bad areas but they are mostly localized to near west side and south side of the city. Some violence has spread into other areas over the last few years which is def a problem.

Not sure about the formula that creates the list - I’ve always assumed that founder just pulls the scores that reviewers enter, rolls it up for an average and that’s it.

I view Tijuana differently. Had a blast every time I’ve gone. Speak some Spanish so that helps
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Muddy
2 years ago
@captianfun we actually recently had this thread not to be a thread killer but check it out https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=8067…
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nicespice
2 years ago
Been to 3 of them. I don’t get how my Denver club made the list but the club 10 minutes away from there where tusclers keep getting excited over getting a handjob hasn’t made it on there yet.
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nj_pete
2 years ago
I guess I’m doing something wrong. As I’ve only been to one of the current top 40, however have been to 5 of the bottom 40!
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captainfun
2 years ago
Ah yes that’s actually great Muddy - thanks for the link to the recent thread on this. I’ve been more off than on tuscl for the last couple of years so missed a lot.

Nicespice if there was a laugh emoji I would have clicked that for your handjob club reference
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ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
I guess all the TJ BGs were apathetic when I went cause their 401Ks were way down.
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ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
captainfun it's more fun if you don't take me totally seriously. Chicago is worth spending a few days in for general tourist stuff. But, stripper-wise, I think you'd probably have better time in Peoria.
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ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
Club near nicespice's clubs is rated:
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Five Handjobs.
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shadowcat
2 years ago
Useless list. 4 Atlanta area clubs are listed. I have been to 3 of them. 2 of those are now closed. I have no desire to even try the 4th club.
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TxVegas
2 years ago
The list is not updating and has been frozen for over a year. I would be curious to see an updated list. Atlantis at 2 is a joke. Keeping long closed clubs like Follies is also not helpful.
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Jay 360
2 years ago
La pearls and outer space club probably have the worst looking girls I've ever seen in a strip club no amount of cheap extras make up for that
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ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
If you just look at the building and decor, Atlantis may well be the best club in the US. The ceilings are as high as in a warehouse, and the stage resembles the facade a Greco-Roman temple. If you look at the People Rating Top 40, Atlantis isn't in there. The place rating distorts the overall rating for many or most of us it seems.
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mjx01
2 years ago
How are closed clubs still on this list?
Of the overall 40 list as show: 3... and only 1 of which I would return to
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wallanon
2 years ago
I saw another of the clubs on the Top 40 list today and didn't even realize it until later.
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ATACdawg
2 years ago
Just two, Penthouse Club Baltimore and Treasure Club Greensboro. Had great times in both - a bit more fun in PCB but a BUNCH less expensive at TCG.

Of course, when I visited TCG I was only there for a couple hours each time, it was the day shift and I hadn't brought sufficient budget for a limo ride.....
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RTP
2 years ago
I have been to 11 or 12. I know that we all have slightly different criteria, but the list to me is bizarre. A closed club and a club in Iowa in the top 10?
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Dan3635
2 years ago
Wow, I’ve attended three of these fine establishments.

#9 Baby Dolls Dallas: totally agree with top 40 status, would go again. Best variety of dancers and fun vibe in Texas.
#17 Chicas Locas: I’ve been several times and have never been disappointed. I speak enough Spanish and naughty Latina girls turn me on.
#31 Bucks Wild Houston: I stopped by for a half hour on the way to St. James. I didn’t know it was BYOB, and I was in the mood to drink. Probably didn’t give it a fair shake.

I’d argue that the St. James and Houston Men’s Club both deserve to be in the top 40. Maybe even Rick’s Cabaret in Fort Worth. Matter of personal experience, I guess.

Three down, thirty seven to go. Minus the closed ones.


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3131
2 years ago
15. Half of then don't belong on the list though
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