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Bucks Wild South

Houston, Texas

Slow but enjoyable

Arrived in Houston on a Sunday night for meetings Monday. I stayed by the airport and decided Chic's South looked like a solid place to check out. I arrived there about 930 and the place…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Distinct from other Synn locations, reputation precedes

I've been to all three Synn locations in the greater LA area (Beverly, North Hills, Industry). Each location has a different vibe, but I've enjoyed my time at Industry the most. But it will depend…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Afternoon delights

First return visit in awhile. Actually had some hot dancers on the stage (not a reliable feature in mid-afternoon in the past). Easy parking that seems safe. Very dark inside so it…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Very good within reason; but not exceptional

Location: Kandy’s is located only a few miles east of Edinboro in a very rural area. [I am not at all surprised but the earlier comment about PA deer. They are everywhere in this area.]…

Spearmint Rhino

San Jose, California

Air Dance: City of San Jose

Location: In an old bank building in downtown San Jose, on the main street of Santa Clara Street. Well lit, high foot traffic in a bar/restaurant/entertainment section of the city. Cover Charge: None…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Don't go out of your way

Stopped by here on a Sunday around 5pm after a family event at a hotel near LAX and didn't feel like going home. I have been coming to this club for about 8 years now.…

George & I

Newark, New Jersey

Mehh

This place is a like a dive bar with a small stage behind the bar that women "dance" on. Several of the women are close to elderly, some are ugly, some are out of shape.…

Treasure Club

Hickory, North Carolina

Detour from Charlotte to Asheville

Stopped by the TC last Wednesday afternoon (around 3:00 PM) on my way from Charlotte to Asheville. This was my first visit and secured a seat at the bar. There was no…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Dayshift surprise

Ah nothing like the joy of a day shift surprise. Sometimes it seems like the stars align. A client cancels on you last minute and you are free at 1 and don't want to head…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

Go the "extra" mile to V-Ja's

The rumors are true. V-Ja's is the place to be. The bathroom was clean, and has 50 cent condoms available if you should need them. Once you pass that you'll find a surprisingly high quality…

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Follies, a look back

Never got to go, I had my chance (I was in Atlanta in 2020 and said, eh maybe next time, nope) but now that there is a couple years in being gone just wanted know your guys thoughts? When was the…

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Akron Suggestions

Hello All, Going to be up in the Akron area Thursday for a work meeting and will have time to kill in the early afternoon. It has been a while since going to a club up north and looking for some…

Nicole's

Salisbury, North Carolina

Angelina is a stunner.

Stopped by here on a Tuesday afternoon as I was driving along 85. I walked in just past 4, when they open the lap dance room in the back. At first the was just one…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Strip clubs need strippers

Saturday at 5:30 PM, there was plenty of parking, and it was a safe area. I paid two dollars to get in. I saw only six girls working and none…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Weds return

Lake city club that has dominated the scene over Ricks and Deja vu. Entry fee is $15.00 for day time visit. Throw out a $20 and expect 5 singles as change. This…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Bottom of the barrel

I stopped by Divas on a Wednesday afternoon. Approaching the club going southbound on Russell Cave Rd, I noticed that a new median barrier had been installed in front of the main entryway, forcing me to…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Hidden gem

So I didn't even want to leave a review for you savages to defile my harem of virgins lol, but without your reviews I wouldn't of checked it out so cheers to that. Stopped in…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

Nice time at the carousel

Went to the carousel on a friday night and was nicely surprised. Great mix of latina and white women although the latinas seemed to be way more fun. The white girls were skinny and all…

Politics

Durham Report

The Durham report has finally been released. Much too late to do any good. I doubt any charges will be brought. But, we’ve learned a lot: The Clinton campaign plan to link Trump-Russia - known to the CIA - was briefed…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Sunday night at Bourbon Street

Good trip here. I was in PHX looking for a little fun, so I ubered over to Bourbon Street from my downtown hotel, about a $10 Uber. Aside from the large lit sign, the exterior…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas and first time at a topless bar

This was years back in the 2010s. I was in college and my bro, cousin, and I went to our first vegas strip club. The place was big with 2 floor with some areas to…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

Sunday ghost town shenanigans.

Was trying to find a specific dancer that works Sundays the last I knew. 10$ cover charge, when I first walked in there were 2 girls sitting closest to the bar, I walked to the…

Blue Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

West Haven, Utah

Wholesome Utah Good Time

This place is exactly like almost every other Pastie Bar in Utah. Booze but no contact or nudity. However, the level of athleticism the dancers show when performing is still on point. Once you accept…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Shooting in Purple Orchid parking lot

https://www.fox29.com/news/accident-in-gentlemans-club-parking-lot-leads-to-shooting-in-southwest-philadelphia-police-say Drive carefully in strip club parking lots, especially at 2 AM.

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Ritz has seen better days, maybe worth a visit on the weekend

I was in Fells Point, so I stopped by on a whim Thursday night. Street parking was available, but had to pay the meter. Paid street parking until 8 or 9pm. Paid…

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Nikki is decent, but no Extras for me

Nikki is decent, but no Extras for me Score's is full of grime and debauchery. Dimly lit room adorned with neon. The atmosphere is thick with smoke, and smells of booze and sweat permeate the air.…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Club Average

I’ve been to Club Alex’s a few times and it is firmly an ok experience. First, cover was $5, beers were $8, dances were $30. Atmosphere was fine but the metal detector wand is suss.…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

DON'T EVER GO HERE, ANY STRIP CLUB IS BETTER THAN THIS

So I wanted to check out this Bare Elegance Club after seeing good reviews, ratings pictures and everything good on it, so I thought if everyone is raving about it it must be good or…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Chill night

Came on a Saturday night around 10:00 pm. This is my second time here and both experiences been the same. As soon as you walk you walk past the security at the door, I…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Great value on Thursdays

I went on a Thursday afternoon for the day shift and lasted a little bit into the night shift. There were plenty of girls (15 or so) and very few guys so I was happy…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Pretty sweet club, been going here since 2015

Man man man hahaha!!! I've been going to synn a long time ever since it first opened in late 2015. But that's long ago, this club used to be a lot better back then around…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Thursday Night

The club has been working on a large new addition for years. It’s needed! Currently, you enter (id check, $10 and $20, respectively for daytime and evening admission, metal detector) with the bar ahead and…

Dandy Dan's

Denver, Colorado

Cheaper Option with Heavy Touching

I've been here a few times since it tends to be a cheaper option from what I've seen. Used to be no cover, but now it's $10. Bud lights are $4. Bartenders and servers are…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

🎶Kandy Girl, You are my world 🎶

Waterford, PA. Just outside Erie. Saturday night, pull up. Beer barn and strip club, fairly wooded area. Signs saying no cellphones so I left it in the car. Walk up, staff member gives me run…

Juliet's Gentlemen's Club

Erie, Pennsylvania

Muddeo and Juliet

Erie, PA. Saturday night. Right on 8th street, main thoroughfare and just behind the club is a regular suburban type neighborhood and just beyond that is Lake Erie. Neighborhood is fine, I parked on the…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Howdy Partner, now could you get the FUCK outta the dressing room!?!?!

Erie, PA. Saturday night. Area is fine. Parked right up basically in front of the door. Walk in, it's like you walked in on a card game, 4 older guys sitting at a table. One…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Wed night wind-down

It was Wednesday and I needed a night cap so I decided to try out the devils playground. I’ve only been here one other time when it was little darlings and pre pandemic so…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

A relaxing Friday afternoon at FC.

I had the afternoon free so I dropped in to sample the day shift talent. No cover except for the $8 valet. I grabbed a seat at the bar, which is right in front…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

Dead on a Monday night

The club is in a perfectly safe and commercial area of North Canton, it's near a mall and places like Olive Garden and TGI Friday's. Plenty of parking there and you enter into a foyer…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Fun but overpriced

All right, so my buddy and I made some newb mistakes. Keep that in mind. I don't know how common our experience was. We walked in and grabbed a couple of drinks at the bar. My…

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BMW, Volvo & Subaru

My wife had a 2000 and a 2014 & now I have a 2022 Outback. Subaru is the "Unofficial" State Car of Colorado (and Vermont). My '24 Outback gets 29MPG/35MPG and does great with the all-wheel drive in snow. I…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Quick in and out

Dropped into the club right around midnight just hoping to check out the evening vibe (my previous visits had been day shift). Self parked in the well lit lot, paid the $20 cover and walked…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

It's all about perspective

I reviewed this place over 4 years ago and I was more or less disappointed with my visit. The prices had gone up (cover and dances,) the venue was pretty rundown, and the talent was…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Solid Thursday night visit

Club details: $10 valet parking. $20 cover. Bottle of water was $9. One rectangular room with two long stages running through it. This night they were running four poles, two per stage, so dancers would…

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Washington DC

Any good high mileage clubs in DC? Where are the babes at?

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Better than before

Went Thursday around 5pm. There were 4,5 maybe 6 girls at the time. Def more come around 7-8pm and many of the girls there didn’t seem to leave at 7pm or so like lots of…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Weekday Visits Can Be Pretty Good Too

Pleasant Moments is located at the end of a pretty narrow street, a couple of miles from Route 1. Probably not the best section of Bridgeport, but I alwaysvisit during the day, and hav…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

"Missed" at a "hit or miss" place

I'm being a bit kind - in part because I probably caught them at the wrong time/place. But I literally had to hightail it out of there after like 20 mins. Showed up in the bar…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Can't Wait to Return

Starting with the Place: Spyce is a small, intimate and tight quarters. There is a bar, a main stage, some private rooms but overall this is one of the smaller in size clubs that I've…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Another Club I Don't Like Anymore

I'm thinking Las Vegas strip clubs are no longer for me. As with my recent visit to Sapphire, the whole experience seemed to be about beautiful women trying to sell me way more alcohol…

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Best Dallas strip club for Monday or Tuesday night?

Hi there, headed to Dallas tomorrow for a couple of days. What are the best clubs to hit? I’m most interested in fit / hot women. Is Baby Dolls my best option? Any others that are worth trying? Thanks…

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fathers day.

we should petition Congress and the president to change the name of Father's Day to motherfuckers day.

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What Mom means to me!

My mother is every good adjective. She is the strength of a storm and the radiance of sunshine. She is speak-your-mind snappy and calm-you-down comfort. She is my best friend, my biggest supporter, and my forever role model. She is…

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Extras clubs in Detroit area?

Hi everyone. So I'm in the Detroit area and looking for an extras club. I have been to a few clubs, never had an experience with extras and I'd like to change that. Anyone have pointers as to what clubs…

Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara

Santa Barbara, California

This Club Is On The Decline

I made a quick business trip to Carpinteria. Since it had been over 6 months since my last visit to the Spearmint Rhino, I decided to drive the 15 miles along the 101 to Santa…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

I just wish I got the VIP experience!

I decided to give Dream Girls a visit on Tuesday. It was around 8 PM when I showed up. There was no valet and I liked that (I'm kinda iffy about letting people drive my…

Minks Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

First Trip to Minks

Showed up early around 8 and the place was pretty dead. $20 cover but half off with coupon from the website. Got a pat down at the door and was told that they were glad…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Fun place if you've got time and money to spend!

Was able to stop in late on a Friday night, as I was driving through town and had a hotel room for the night. I arrived at about 11:15 and was able to find a…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

Eh

I went right after opening, it was about 12:30. There was 1 other patron, him and the bartender were smoking hookah, it was available to me too, but I just had 2 beers on…

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VIVIDE: Clingy dancers?

Anyone else have the experience of dancers becoming a little clingy at Vivide in Atlanta? I've had a few that I used to see at Platinum (which I guess is officially closed?) that have become almost territorial at Vivide and…

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Tour de Inkster ( and Romulus / Dearborn )

Spent a couple weeks in the D. No need for another review for each club, but I will give a recap. I will go worst to best. Bogarts. I usually ask myself, why do I even stop. Except that…

Baron's Gentlemen's Club

Sparta, Wisconsin

Mount Ass

Friday night visit between 9 and midnight. 5 dollar cover 3 dollar soda 2 dollar bottled water. Stage is two steps up 2 7 foot poles several restaurant style chairs on the rail. Bar on…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Meh, wouldn’t be my first choice

Haven’t made this club part of my regular rotation for a quite a while. I felt the talent was lacking and had the same unenthusiastic girls that have been there since before Covid.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Toots

Place is like the mega mansion of clubs. With an upstairs, downstairs, back room with pool tables and multiple bars there’s a lot going on - and a lot of woman going around as well.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Afternoon Rounds

First time I’ve been here on a Friday afternoon. Any other time I’ve been it’s been on Saturday. This place has been described before but it’s a small building on a fairly busy…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Omaha

I arrived around 9:30. I paid a $10 cover. There were close to 10 dancers and maybe 7-8 customers. I found a table close to the stage. Since I have been at this club several…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

2 Women Working

Showed up on a Wednesday around 8pm,. first bad idea. For some reason I thought this club would be more lively by that time like many of the clubs that serve alcohol. I was the…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Quick Trip to Cuba

Vanity was a good stop for this afternoon. The bartender was cute and I think her name is Jenny. Stiff drinks were $8. It sort of looked like all the ladies were occupied with…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Mostly Spanish Speaking Cubans. Ymmv.

I have been here several times, and will keep going back occasionally. The girls vary quite a bit, but nearly all are Cuban and only speak Spanish. It's quite difficult to find someone to just…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Quiet inside, but great mileage and value

I was on my way home from a road trip and decided to stop by the Box Office. The joint is located off the beaten path from the highway and pretty easy to miss. Before…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Empty late afternoon, updated everything

Decided to stop by and see how things have progressed at the Raven... well it looks nice, that's the positive. The place has been made over extremely well. Everything is new, new owners, new updated dance…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

A mere shadow of it's former self....but I had a good time none-the-less

I visited this establishment after a 3 year hiatus from shut-down. I will first say that this place is a mere small shadow of itself from yester-year. Despite this, however, I did actually…

Showcase Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Underwhelming place but cheap liquor

I spent a bit of time researching on tuscl before deciding to go here. There were too many reviews, but there are some for the clubs on bourbon st which didn't seem like great options.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Daytime Playtime

Found myself with free time early Thursday afternoon. Send a text to one of my faves to see if she was working. She let me know she wasn’t coming in that day. I briefly…

The Pink Pussycat Lounge

Tampa, Florida

Not for me

This place is definitely not my cup of tea. I decided to come here after reading a few reviews about the place and figured let’s give it a shot. I arrived at about 845 Friday…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Erica is the real deal.

The layout is well known: easy access off route 130 w/plenty of parking. $10 cover taken by the bartender gets you a water or soft drink. Long circular bar w/ a stage inside. Girls dance…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

When Extras are. . . .not?

I had the opportunity to stop by this establishment on a Thursday afternoon - arrived at about 3:30 pm and there was no cover at that time. The club has a large open room…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Great weekday afternoons

I visited three afternoons: Wed, Thurs, and Fri. Wednesday I arrived around 3pm. Quick pat down, $10 to enter, and I went inside. Since my last review the club hasn't changed much, but for those who…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

the food!!!!

okay let’s talk about it. my ATFs upstairs at Club Lust are the filet mignon cooked medium with the stuffed baked potato (it’s twice baked!!!) and the stuffed mushrooms. Seriously, try the mushrooms. Downstairs, they recently added fried ravioli to…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Pretty good mid-week evenings

This is a review for two nights, Wednesday and Thursday. Both nights I arrived around 10pm, and stayed until about 2am. I will write it as one review because the nights tended to be similar…

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When should a stripper retire from stripping?

When should a stripper retire from stripping? I know the answer to this is "when she wants to". However, what factors should they most be looking at such as declining looks, stripper burnout and the need to get an…

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Search tab

Does anyone know where the search function went? I can't seem to find it. I used it all of the time in previous iterations of this site. Thanks

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

No Pony Rides for me

Arrived around 10 PM and the place was pretty packed. I like to come here obviously for the ladies and to watch playoff basketball and hockey. Paid the $20 cover which I feel it’s too high…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Weekday Afternoon

Decided to check the place out on a weekday afternoon. The place was slow. Got a beer at the bar for $7 including a tip. The bartender was efficient, but not overly enthusiastic. There were…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Sunday afternoon visit.

Club located on a busy street with 2 lanes of traffic going each way. It is on a street with commercial businesses, I saw bars and dealerships. Parking lot had plenty of spots and when…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Early evening visit

This place has a very different layout than any other club I've visited before, and interesting in a good way. I was recommended this place and decided to visit on an early Wednesday evening. The…

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State of the Strip Club

So if I think back about ten years, I was in the middle of my time off TUSCL but was still in clubs time to time. The decline of US clubs had started by then (and given a boost in…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

An ok day

Alright, for the mandatory club description, a pink building right off the free way with ample parking. Never an issue finding a parking spot regardless of when you go. Upon entering the building, there is…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First time at HK

First visit ever in February. I started driving to the border around 1130 pm on a Saturday night. Got to HK around 3am. There were still a ton of people and about 60 girls working.…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Low quality on a weekday

I went to buck's wild on a Wednesday afternoon around 4 pm. It was my first visit to a nude club in dallas, and I was hopeful.. As you drive in there is a valet but…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Dress code for non whites

I was in Austin recently and after an evening of drinking, decided to treat my horny dick. P10 was the nearest club from where I was staying. I drove to the club, tipped the doorkeeper…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Always a good time.

Baby dolls dallas is fucking Disneyland for me. The happiest place on earth. On my recent trip to dallas, I visited bdd on a Tuesday afternoon. The club is bright and has more of a sports…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Prices needs to be updated on Tuscl. ROB stripper

It's not one of my favorite clubs but it serves its purpose so often i end up going there. First thing first, cover charges listed on Tuscl are old. On this recent friday night visit,…

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Tip/No Tip Girls - Playhouse Lounge - Burlington NJ

Perhaps it's time to start a thread regarding which girls expect tip on top of $30 LD fee at Playhouse Lounge in Burlington, NJ. Based on cursory review/memory, the below require tips: Luna Mercedes Tatiana (seems to be inconsistent regarding tip/no tip) It's more difficult…

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Where is the picture tab?

I don’t see the pics anymore

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Backroom Extras, Nice Experience

There has historically been no better value in lap dances and extras than Outer Space Club/La Pearl, though I've been seeing more negative reviews lately. I went to an afternoon Phillies game this week, and…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Friday evening

I was there about 7pm the shift was just changing. Parking was very decent, no problem getting a spot. the inside was like two bars put together. one side was the regular bar with stools. The other…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Hot Ladies, good food., and no extra$$.

Tootsies is just a strip club with decent food. If anyone comes to this tourist trap expecting extra frills then they are outta luck or a baller. Got here right after 8 to…

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Bucks dallas VIP membership

I learnt about a VIP membership that covers all buck's location in Dallas. Anyone has more info on pricing and inclusions? Are there other better clubs with similar memberships? (Baby dolls /lodge etc.)

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Mid-afternoon fun at a good mileage club

First visit in a few years. Bouncer at the door, took the cover charge and did the pat down but was nice about it. There's a small stage and rows of seats in front of…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Good place for LD, but pricey

This is my go-to spot for the occasional work week release. On Thursday afternoons there is often a good selection of dancers and a low enough guest count to land a dance with the girl…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Strange, small setup and unfriendly service

This is a very small club with an unusual setup. When you walk in, it's just a gigantic rectangular bar with a couple poles in the middle of where the bartender serves drinks. The dancers…

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Best place to exchange cash in/for Toronto?

I'm planning a trip out to Toronto soon, coming through Buffalo. I'm just wondering if anyone has leads on good places to exchange cash. Looking into it, it looks like my best bet is a local bank or atm, it…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Lovely eyes, great butt. Looked good coming and going.

Was in Lexington, early afternoon on a rainy Friday. There were a few cars in the parking lot, so I thought I would give it a try. The club is in an…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Killing time at Henry VIII

This visit was on a Friday night a few weeks ago. The fenced-in parking lot was fairly full, but I found a spot and then walked in at 10:15 PM. I paid $5 to the…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

First visit in a long time.

Location: On Rt. 10 just north of I84. Plenty of parking in a very safe nieborhood. Place: Enter through a entry room and up a small flight of stairs. Doorman's spot at top of stairs…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Decent dayshift if you're in the area

First time at this club in a WHILE. The inside remains the same - bar takes up nearly the entire main area, additional area to the back right where no one was hanging out, and…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

A lot of Eastern Europeans

I go to this club 4 or 5 times a year, always on day shift. It's clean, safe, and they usually have a nice variety of ladies. Admission on days is $5, payable with the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Plan “J” as in Jillian

Stopped in the Burlington Pink palace on a Saturday afternoon hoping to spend some quality time with “Miss” Devon. I say “Miss" because I usually miss her. As usual, there was plenty of parking…

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Magnums

Someone should memo the ladies that most white guys don't need magnum condoms. Maybe it's just for efficiency that they only buy and provide one size. While I've broken a few standard condoms over the years, I…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

Mission Dolorous

In connection with my business travels, I have made it a mission to locate and explore waystations of reliable FS clubs strung across the middle Atlantic region. In some ways, I analogize to the missions…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Sugar Daddy Island

Thought I’d give this club another chance Saturday evening before my East Coast excursion. This time, it was only slightly better than the last as it seems management has changed again along with some new…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Not TUE Happy Hour

After spending arguably too much money in a Cabo strip club last month I was looking forward to a Seattle visit for a more reasonably priced experience. After working a short day we headed…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Fun night with the blue's menu

What can I say - TUSCL is good when it comes to the beta... Stopped in at 8ish on a random wednesday. Kinda slow but there were a few girls out at the bar, another dancing,…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Off day evening get away

Visited Club Blaze this past Thursday evening around 7:00pm. Got there and paid $15 to park although I felt like I paid $5 more than needed after reading the sign on the front of the…

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LOL

"Tennessee Titans Goes Viral With Unforgettable Release Of Upcoming NFL Schedule" https://twitter.com/Titans/status/1656827454118412289?s=20

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Decent club, for San Diego at least.

This is probably the best overall club in San Diego. Plenty of hot girls of all varieties, and a few not-so-hot (but maybe you're into that kind of thing). They make you bring…

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PUT YOUR TITTIES AWAY

i don't think i've ever heard a guy say to a girl to put those titties away. that was until a few moments ago when i stumbled upon this: https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video-c.php?v=wshhUa11B292TyMfvjzz#comments-arena

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

More wizardry in the Land of Oz

Was back down in Florida and had heard so much about the afternoon shift that I had to visit it. Well worth it. Three Stages, but only one being used (I was there right…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Well the renovations definitely happened.

After a quick clear the pipes visit to Diamond Dolls was accomplished, I decided to bounce over to The Booby Trap as I had fond memories of the place from years before. I pulled into the…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Mid-day visit to a small, but fun club

I’ve been wanting to visit Chicas for a while now, and had an opportunity on a Friday afternoon. As mentioned frequently, it’s in a pretty run down area of North Las Vegas, and I definitely…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

Don't expect much

Went there on a Thursday evening. The staff were super friendly and welcoming. Just 10 bucks to get in. No booze because it is an all nude club. You can get soft drinks from a…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Better and more expensive time at CF

Getting there and layout: Easy off I-95, exit 37D (used to be 22C) off, if coming from Pawtucket/MA. Long winding off ramp, then make 2 or 3 right turns around the 905 building to get to…

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Fire Behind Chicago Club. Hong Kong Raided and Closed

Film at 11:00?

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tj zona norte problems

about 2 months ago the federal government shut down adelitas mainly due to undocumented workers that are not Mexican citizens and also a fentanyl issue. and it's still closed. today this afternoon the government shut down Hong Kong about a…

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Stripclub newbies

A Friend is going to a stripclub, I might take him with me or If i get called in for work early, he'll go solo. It's his first time going and he doesn't have experience with women. I have some…

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Striper club

Which stripper club best in ohio

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Search Button

Am I missing something or is the search option now gone?

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Dating a stripper

Have u ever dated a stripper? How did u get to know her? What made u stand out? How is it going or how did it end?

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Genuinely Friendly Staff

How often do you guys encounter actual friendly people running the show? Does it make it difference or na it's all about the girls? I'm sure it don't hurt either way. You day guys/regulars probably see it waaaaaay more than…

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What Type of PL Uses TUSCL?

Do you ever think about who else is on the board? What their lifestyle is like? How they live? How would you describe them to someone discovering TUSCL for the first time? I think I could break it…

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Soap Opera Crush Passes Away

Jackie Zeman (aka Bonnie Spencer on General Hospital” has passed away at age 70. Can’t believe it. She was one of my early crushes coming home from school and watching soap operas

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Today’s ChapGPT fake-review

During a recent night out, I decided to check out Ebony Inn, a strip club that has garnered its fair share of attention in the local scene. While my visit had its highlights, I left with a somewhat mixed impression…

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Oak Ridge, New Jersey

Is there a schedule for the dancers?

Just curious if there is any kind of formal/informal schedule.

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Clubs you wish were still in existence.

Foxtails in Manville NJ. Why? Mostly because is was somewhat local to my workplace so I could sneak in a visit ever so often. ( and even closer when I lived in Bridgewater!)…

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Tipping beyond expected

Should we be tipping for a decent standard lap dance, no extras, beyond the "posted" rate? In other words if a lap dance is $20, i usually tip an extra $5 or $10 if its a good dance.…

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Ldk (lapgasam) (bust during a dance)

What was a time u "LDK" during a dance? How was it? Do u intend for it to happen or not?

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Places you've had SD success

I use the Seeking website, I think there are others though. I'll run down some places I've messed with it and saw what happened. I'm usually doing strip clubs as the primary thing but when I'm traveling I use seeking…

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Lot Lizards

The thread about truck stop strip clubs got me thinking. Has anyone actually seen a “lot lizard”. Can’t say I’ve hung around a lot of truck stops, but I’ve gotten gas and snacks at enough travel plazas…

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Cubans

As I read reviews of various clubs, reference TJ Cubans seems to result in especially favorable or unfavorable comments. As Cubans are not as prevalent in the Northeast, I could benefit from some enlightenment regarding the Pros and Cons of Cubans…

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It all

Title says it all.

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Break up songs - Title says it all

Do you have one that means more to you than the others? Any particular part? Care to share why? After 3 years and right before I took a legal job in remote northern Maine, 7 hours from home, my current…

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SHOOT THIS BITCH OR MENTAL HEALTH TREATMENTS?

we've all heard or even actually have witnessed real crazy shit happen through the years. i just watched this clip of an event that can piled on top of the list of crazy shit happenings. although very very rare i…

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Crazy night

What was the craziest thing you saw in a stripclub? Why would or wouldn't you go back to that stripclub?

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PDX area recommendations for a solo gent to celebrate a birthday?

I am M35 and from out of town (will be 36 on my BDay) and will be in Portland on my Bday in like a month, but I'll be celebrating with family and friends in the morning. And I'll have…

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Strip Clubs that TUSCL doesn't go to

I hit a few clubs on here that haven't been reviewed in like 5, 6, 7 years. It seems like we all flock to what we know is good. BUT is it possible that you have strip clubs there that…

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Baby Showers in a strip club.

I know that the dancers at Follies threw 2 baby showers ITC for the house mom Abby but they did not involve lap dances, etc like this one: https://pagesix.com/2023/05/09/ireland-baldwin-kim-basinger-mortified-by-strip-club-shower/

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Best stripclub in Ontario

Staying in the province for some time looking for high quality stripclubs. Which one is the best and why? Give me details on pricing and who works there.