Weirdest Thing You Did During a Lapdance

Shoved the money into her mouth like a bill receptor, then bitch slapped her.

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Did you at least make ATM noises when you did that Lockjaw ape?

This rick has discovered that many strippers have a sense of whimsy if you approach things correctly. Doing what you did without a proper sense of whimsy is just dickish.

Be a rick, not a dick. ROAR!!!

…. disgusting mf

@Juicy - Not as disgusting as having a half wiped, stinky, juicy stripper ass being waived around your face and nose. Thank gawd it is a very rare occurance. Most strippers have pristinely superior hygiene though.

She was grinding on me while I played with her tits, and she was doing a good job, and I said to her, "you're making my wiener hard". She damned near laughed herself off my lap.

You don't know what 'weird' means.

Tell us.

I remember getting an OTP bj.....it was well worth the $10 LD

One time I offered to give one of my regulars a lap dance instead of her giving me a lap dance. She agreed and then sat there with an amused look on her face while I was doing it.

That's hilarious doc lol

So Doc did you offer or provide her with extras? Did she tip?