Weirdest Thing You Did During a Lapdance
dhaSouth Florida
Farted in her face while she was performing a worthless, over the pants, imitation bj.
Well deserved too. It's such a stupid stripper move. Shit or get off the pot ..... or get gased with good dose of rectal fumes.
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last commentShoved the money into her mouth like a bill receptor, then bitch slapped her.
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Did you at least make ATM noises when you did that Lockjaw ape?
This rick has discovered that many strippers have a sense of whimsy if you approach things correctly. Doing what you did without a proper sense of whimsy is just dickish.
Be a rick, not a dick. ROAR!!!
…. disgusting mf
@Juicy - Not as disgusting as having a half wiped, stinky, juicy stripper ass being waived around your face and nose. Thank gawd it is a very rare occurance. Most strippers have pristinely superior hygiene though.
She was grinding on me while I played with her tits, and she was doing a good job, and I said to her, "you're making my wiener hard". She damned near laughed herself off my lap.
You don't know what 'weird' means.
Tell us.
I remember getting an OTP bj.....it was well worth the $10 LD
One time I offered to give one of my regulars a lap dance instead of her giving me a lap dance. She agreed and then sat there with an amused look on her face while I was doing it.
That's hilarious doc lol
So Doc did you offer or provide her with extras? Did she tip?