Archibald the Grim

Washington, D.C. Just came from Cloakroom and walk a few blocks over, not a bad hike. Friday night. Walk up, black guy with an accent. Cover is $20 but military is $10. Walk in and make a left. A a skinny blonde stripper sitting by the door greets me I say hello but I'm just gonna go grab a drink. I would see her leaving so maybe that's her play sort of a laid back, not annoying door vulture. Anyway set up is really just a typical recatangular bar set up. Bar on right, small stage on left, one girl up at a time and seating all around. Many of the other downtown dc clubs I went to were really upscale while this one was not a dive, it did feel the least upscale of the downtown area clubs I hit. More down to earth. Customers all races, mostly middle age, not too packed. VIP are booths with curtains in the back, I forget the exact price but it's over a $100 for a few songs.

Dancers. I just wasn't that into the lineup that much. And if it's DC mileage you gotta be killing it on the girl end. Maybe more 6's. One girl maybe brunette white girl maybe an 8. About 12 girls I would say. White, black, hispanic. All looked 20 somethings. Mostly thinner no fat girls. Most of the white girls were annorexic, eat ladies, eat. The only busty girls looked like one hispanic waitress who gigantic tits but I saw her switch out with a girl to leave from behind the bar and sit with a customer.

At the end of the day not enough talent to keep me here watching the girls dance on stage. NEXT! Pretty forgettable although cool location. I would be on to Mpire next and walk a few blocks north.