The Mongol Empire was the largest in history until the British Empire came along

Washington D.C. Third stop on a DC strip club journey. Walked my ass here from Archibalds. Two guys at the front, one big black guy greets me, seemed like a friendly dude and checks ID and scans it. One thing you have to check your hat and I put in a closet right across from the register. He radios up to upstairs, one coming. I walk up stairs and a dude asks me if I want to sit at the bar as it looked like all the other side seating was taken with various groups. The way it's set up, one high bar and two small stages flanking when your sitting at the bar in a typical long rectangle bar setup, you feel like YOU are on stage with the girls and the bartender. Not comfortable if your trying to be on the DL, your really on main street barside. Anyway I got a water from the asian bar lady, $11. For a little fiji water bottle. Crazy. I was thirsty as fuck though it was humid as hell on this night, not feeling beers anymore.

There are private options here, $450 for half hour and $120 for a 10 minute shower show. Expensive stuff and DC you just can't trust your money will be in good hands. Crowd was middle age groups some women in there too, all sorts of ethnicities all along the sides. I felt like I was the only one actually tipping. Bathroom is in the back, through a beaded curtain.

Dancers, leaned mostly hispanic with some white girls and black girls. 20's and 30's. All average to thinner body types here. Girls were in dresses and would slowly take things off as they danced. 6-7 range I would say with maybe a tall, thin blonde girl working here that many would rate like 8 probably. About 15 dancers at most I would say. Some plastic stuff here. I thought the best looking girl was actually some brunette white girl waitress.