Cloakroom
476 K St NW Washington, DC 20001

D.C. Cab was underrated

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Muddy
Jul 4, 2023, 2:20 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Washington, D.C. Friday night. On a DC strip club journey, first stop. You know what for better or worse, whatever happens I really dig places where you can strip club hop on foot. It turns into a whole adventure and you don't have to worry about drinking so much. Anyway I parked on the street a couple blocks away. Real safe around the time I started but after the strip club journey as I was walking back the skells were certainly out and about. So at a certain point the tide changes. The city gets less ghetto the more west you go so maybe keep that in mind.

 

Walk up, two black guys at the front greet me. ID check and walk up stairs. Lady at the counter, cover is $20 and military is $10. White guy comes up and gives the whole run down. No touching girls was one thing that stuck out. Lapdances are no contact whatsoever, 2 for $60 out in the open, WOOHOOO, YES! and then VIP is upstairs in booths where you can actually get a proper lapdance and finally touch apparently but I got a price that varies on the from 3-500. Either way fuck all that. The club itself is one of the nicest your going to see anywhere. Bathroom was incredible. They had these moving red long light bulbs above the stage which I thought was cool. Two levels. Customers more well dressed, high flying dudes all ethnicities, asian, middel eastern, white, black, hispanic. Drinks are expensive as fuck, my beer was like $14.

 

Dancers definetly a qaulity lineup, I can't say I saw too many girls where I got to have it but high floor for sure. Mostly 7's I would say. White, Black, hispanic pretty evenly split. No fat girls. Mostly average to thin. Mostly younger it looked like, for the most part 20 somethings. All girls in gowns.

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