Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Play house lounge slowly but surely going downhill?

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ah1974
Jul 4, 2023, 11:37 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

First, a quick summary of the logistics - Easy to get to from all major highways, ample safe parking, $10 entry entitling you to two soft drinks before 5pm, rectangular stage with typically 1 dancer on the floor doing the routines and an average dollar parade. Couch dances are still $30/4 mins (tips vary from not required at all to you can't touch me without another $100)

 

Now coming back to the quality of the women as their services, it definitely seems to be going downhill over quite a few visits spread over a couple of months. There seems to be a severe lack of new talent specially during the afternoon / early evening hours. The old talent is surely but definitely loosing its shine and is rarely available or seem interested in doing the rounds except for their regulars. My experience with most of the crowd favorites (not sure if I can name them explicitly i.e. Ca---, Mi---) is their ages have caught on to a point that I had to really convince myself if I really wanted a dance with them and decided against it. They have seen better days and are not strip club worthy anymore. The middle age talent like De-,An---, Er--, Sh-- etc. are so occupied with regulars that you may have to time your trip so as to avoid any of their regulars. I wanted to experience their hype but it was rarely able to catch them and even I was able to; it was hard to get them to come over or ask for a dance before they are whisked away by the regulars. I saw and met some newbies and some eye candies but their rounds and bar side manners were very mechanical and did'nt inspired the urge to take them to couch dances. For the couch dances I did partake without being too explicit - it did'nt felt like it had the same value, felt mechanical and geared towards you buying more with explicit tips asked for more intimate non-air dances. It just did'nt felt like PH as collectively experienced by most patrons. Perhaps it has just been my experience and YMMV kinda experiences.

 

Overall I think that PH is slowly going downhill. Once the still in demand crowd favs move on or retire, I don't see PH surviving without a fresh induction of new talent with similar patron experinces as they had over the last few years.

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Play house lounge slowly but surely going downhill?