Oh on second thought let's not go to Camelot, 'tis a silly place

Camelot. Night of Frigg. I rode hard and fast through the night. I approach a black night guarding this abode. Hey muttered bottle service? "NEY" I responded. DRAW! EN GUARDE!, WHAT SAY YOU! A DUEL WAS HAD! And I slayed him on the spot. (Which…