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Charlotte

Heading to Charlotte next week for a couple of days. What are the best clubs there for high mileage?

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Good time

So my first time I'm Vegas, and my experience with strip clubs has been tame. So keep that in mind. I went here 1 ish in the afternoon, and it was dead AF. I legit thought…

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OT: Not-too-obscure movies where AI threatens humanity:

WarGames The Matrix (series) The Terminator (series) I, Robot and I know it is very obscure, but has "I have no mouth and I want to scream" by Harlan Ellison ever been given a screen treatment?

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

$30 dances and extras club...great place to check out!

Went a little before 6pm on Friday. Getting through was quick and easy with the bouncer. No cover charge. Went to the bar and paid $8 for a 2 for 1 drinks. I haven't been…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Can we call it as new follies?

I miss follies so much. I have been to many other clubs in Atlanta but they are all just rip off. Follies was the best in the whole US. I hardly used to spend less than a hour but used…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

1st visit of the non-club Venus

I stopped by this place as I was passing through town. As it has been said this isn't really a strip club. It is built into an adult book store and theater. It does…

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best way to get $1-5K in small bills

So i'm trying to indulge myself a bit more after working hard for so long but i always find it troublesome to between drinks and such to get even small $20s exchanged for dollar bills. And now I'm thinking of…

La Chatte Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Sunday Night Fun

I visited late on a Sunday night. There was no charge for parking and $15 cover. The club itself was not that impressive and was pretty dead on Sunday night. There was one stage in the…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

Achieves modest expectations

Went to Papermoon late one night in Richmond. Is it possible for a place to be both sketchy and quiet? I had driven by Richard's but decided it was a little too isolated…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

OK visit, but loosing its appeal

Location: Smithton exit off I-70, behind the Flying-J. Parking / Valet: Lot was pretty empty when I arrived. No sketchy dude lurking around this time. Totally packed when I left. The gate on the…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Quick stop at the CH

I came into the CH around 9pm on a Sunday. It was my first time in the club so I just wanted to check inside and decide how to spend my night. I walked through…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Young Dancer Midly Disappointed

Arrived around 4:30 pm. Paid my $10 cover to the bouncer. There are usually a few dudes hanging outside the front when you arrive but they have always been chill. Inside was pretty slow, and…

Ten's Show Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

Slow going early on a Saturday

This was my first visit to Ten's, which is located in what seems to be a super safe area several blocks from the beach. Parking was free and plentiful when I arrived, which was 1…

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

Not the usual COI club but still fun

Decided to give this place a try for once. I Don't drink, so topless clubs arn't generally my thing, but since this was in the city of industry and Ive had great success with the…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

The Voo.....

Spacious club with a big parking lot. Lot sits off of the main road, kinda gives you some privacy from main traffic on the street. Huge Deja Vu sign - tough to miss.…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

High mileage with hot latina's

Wrapping up my Vegas strip clubs reviews with Chicas. Reviewed Little Darlings, Sapphire, and Spearmint Rhino already. Also visited Sophia's and Talk of the Town, not worth reviewing or visiting. I visited twice a couple weekends…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Almost a Good Time

I don't frequent strip clubs as much as I used to, but before, fun could be had at all the local Atlanta clubs. Pony has never been known for the mileage but it was definitely…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Much better than last time

It had been a little while since my last visit, but not much has changed. I parked my car in the lot across the street and gave the attendant a couple of dollars. He then…

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Clubs where the bar regs are friends

And not because they were already friends. But they met at the club and became furniture together. Become Facebook friends. Stuff like that. Is your local club like that? If so, has anybody ever joined the “friend group”?

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

Variety is the spice of life

Went there on a Saturday night and I found some of the old standbys such a Tiffany, Winter, Lynn and Danielle. Tiffany has long blond hair and a very nice body, with a nice pair…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Way too expensive

I went to Cloakroom DC after dinner around 8 PM. The guy in the front stopped me and asked if I had a belt on, I was wearing fishing pants. It seems they're all about…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Runner Up

Tons of parking, security pat down, wrist band, entry fee of about $20-$30 (it varies). There is a bar in the back but the bartender is usually away half the time. Big stage with seats…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Trisha is fun and easy on your wallet

Outside: square grey building. Barking lot is on the side of the road and monitored by camera by the bar tender. Inside layout. One big open room. The bar is directly in front of you when…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Heavy Parade, Hot Girls

Tons of parking space in a big lot. Seems safe and secluded for Paterson, NJ. No entry fee, you can just walk in and your eyes adjust to the darkness. Security guard on duty. Really…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Generally good club with bad luck on room

I've been here and reviewed the club several times before, so this time I'll focus on what was different this time. Entrance is $20 although you can get $10 off by bringing in passes from another…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Decent weekend option

Last Sunday arrived at 2 pm, place had more than 12 dancers at least. The three stages and the bar stage were always rotating between dancers, so good eye candy. There is a slightly darker…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Nothing really went down, seemed dead

Hey wassup everyone, so this review was from a little while back like 2 and a half months ago. I decided to try out a new club and heard good things about Jet Strip, so…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Late Friday night

I Arrived around 10pm on a Friday and was curious about this place for some time so I really wanted this visit to work out, but it wasn't my kind of place. You enter from a…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Mediocre Visit on a Thursday Evening

Dropped by on a Thursday evening, after my last business meeting, around 7:30 or so. The upstairs was still closed, but the ground floor bar/club was open with no cover. The club location…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Failure to Launch

Hadn't been to the Rhino in about 5 or 6 years. Was in Vegas for a friend's birthday and after asking some people at our hotel what the best club to go to was…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Slow Sunday night

Overdue review but I decided to stop by after reading a couple of the reviews. Parking wasn’t too much of an issue and probably due to it being a Sunday night. Cover was $10? I…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

YMMV but worth a few drop ins

I’d written the Mill off for about a year but went back to visit a couple of Fridays ago. Read any of my or the other many reviews to get the layout and other basic…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Fun Saturday night in PARADISE

Have been away for awhile. Paid my $20 entrance fee and strolled in. Layout's been described by many In brief: After entering, a large square/rectangular stage with 2 poles and steps leading to the performance area is…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Legendary- the SC version

Ever heard of Disneyland? Look no further, friends, this is truly the SCM's version of the same. Located in a dark-ish but not terribly creepy waterside location with a totally incongruent bodega facing it,…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Friday Evening Fun

Arrived a little are 5pm on a Friday. Always ample parking, but there were only 3 other people there. It's definitely been redone since 2021, the last time I went. There are rows of booth…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Easy way to spend money!

Arrived at Vivide around 530 Saturday afternoon. Parking lots full, including the overflow lot. Fortunately, I found one of the few remaining spaces in the overflow. I'm not sure where you park when the overflow…

Expose

San Diego, California

Upgraded experience

I stopped by Expose on a Friday afternoon. The last time I came here was 10-15 years ago when it was a different club. Paid $10 at the door. There weren't very many guys, and…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Worth going to.

The club is small but very busy for its size. In fact, it can be hard to find a parking spot even in the late afternoon. I went there about 4:30 on a…

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Is History Actually Taught Anymore or Just DEI?

I’m amazed at the number of threads on Reddit asking if Oppenheimer is based on a true story?

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Miss the Old Keepers

First visit in a long time. Thankfully they've taken down the Holloween crap so the place looks better. The lap dance area still lacks privacy and now sports a camera, which probably tells you where…

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Discrimination against non-black dancers?

A latina dancer recently told me she had tried to audition at a club that seems to only have black dancers. She said they straight up told her that she was "too light". I had always thought non-black…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Husband and wife anniversary

My wife and I came here for our anniversary. Had a great time. We preordered a table package, which included being picked up in a limo from our hotel. Felt like a celebrity with the…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Good time if you can find a girl you like

I have been to DC about 3 times since my last review, and I will try to incorporate elements from those visits, but this review is for a Saturday afternoon visit. I arrived a few minutes…

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Texas Pageant Star Is Now an ‘Emotional Support Stripper’ in Ukraine

I need an emotional support stripper too. https://www.thedailybeast.com/texas-pageant-princess-fan-pei-koung-is-emotional-support-stripper-in-ukraine-war

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Worth a visit

I arrived at Wax around after leaving Club Blaze, about 20 minutes away. Wax was my original destination, but I stayed in Blaze much longer than anticipated. Parking was $10, on side of club. Admission…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Some Savannah on a Friday afternoon

First visit to this fine establishment, but certainly will not be my last. Very easy to find, a large building with plenty of signage out front to make it visible parking lot is very safe,…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Plenty of girls, even on a monday/weekday, have to visit when in town

I was in town so had to go check it out. First I will start off with the parking, it was a huge lot and many spots were available, and it was free.…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Tough sell

I went to the club around 3 p.m. on a Sunday hoping to see some tail as I was a little board and restless. There was no cover to enter and bottle of water…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Price went up. Sets still last forever

First the news. Cover on a Thursday night rose to $20. The refrigerator-size man who took my money and handed me a warm bottle of water in exchange said the price rose about two months…

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Extras Tips

So I wanted to get a general baseline of what everyone tips for extras, as I see a lot of people complaining about cost increases. I personally never went to many strip clubs before the lockdown as I didn’t…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Very enjoyable visit

Arrived at Blaze around 1130 pm Friday night. Parking lot was fairly full. I paid $10 to park on the back row. There was also 20 and 30 for parking closer to the club. I…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Glad I went!

Friday around 3 PM. No cover, no ID check, nobody at the door. The place is spacious with pool tables, a good sized bar, one elevated main stage, one smaller side stage, quite a few…

Vanity Club NY

Elmhurst, New York

Great talent, good times, and an OK venue

I went to Vanity on a Friday night, and I got there around 1:00 am. It's in a safe neighborhood, and I used public transportation to get there but I did notice a lot of…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

Years pass, but State Line continues to provide great adult entertainment

Been a long time since I visited The Line. While a lot has changed in the past years, this place still offers lovely beauties for entertainment. First off, upon entry a tall, brunette dancer with a…

Baccala

Kansas City, Missouri

Home of the $25 beer

This place is DEAD! Parked outside on the street and paid $20 to get in. People either parked on the street or in the O'Reilly's parking lot next door. There's a sign that says they'll…

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Worst States to live in

CNBC has published a list of the 10 worst States to live in. They are all red states, including Florida, Texas, and Tennessee. Among the criteria were the ease of getting an abortion and the ease of voting without the…

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Purple Orchid

May I ask who the dancer was?

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Big beautiful and natural!

I Visited Pandora's early on an a Thursday afternoon. Probably entered about 1 pM on Thursday in late June. There were about a dozen girls, some new one for me. There were…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

Many beautiful girls, good vibe

Have visited PUMPS in a hot Friday evening. As I walked in, the bar was almost full but I managed to find a place. I sat far from the bar, asked for 9$ beer and enjoyed…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Busy Friday night. Lack of competition

Tried to reach Elysium on Friday night. GPS took me to the address, it didn't seem to be there. So drove another 15 minutes to reach this place just after midnight. This area used to…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

VIP Rooms are fun

First visit was on a Friday, but was way too busy/packed and kinda ghetto (there was a fight between 2 dorks and a stripper). Bunch of girls working, and 3-4 hotties (Brazilian/latinas). Gave it another try…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

My Favorite Strip Club Experience in the US

I visited Seattle for my very first time back in Fall of 2022. Me & my friends decided to go here on a Wednesday night. I was pleasantly surprised. It was definitely my favorite strip…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Disappointed

Cover charge was $40 on a Saturday night. The girls were below mediocre for any strip club but it was after 2am and they were the only club still open. The club is byob. I…

Silk Exotic Downtown

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Good enough, I guess.

Friday afternoon visit. They open at 7 and I got there at 8:30. It was obviously dead, like all strip clubs at 8:30 on a Friday. I had to get to sleep early so that's…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Decent Place. Pretty slow, but some quality girls.

It was slow for a Friday night. It wasn't that late when i got there, but by the time I left it was around 11:30 and it was still slow. The girls were pretty hot,…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

The Great Casa Diablo, A daytime disappointment.

First things first, a quick introduction. Contrary to what may be popular belief, this is not my first attempt at a review. I have started and deleted at least 3 other accounts here on TUSCL.…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Super hot girls, but bad ratio

Brass rail, easily seen on Younge street, free cover for the first floor (bad idea) or you can take the stairs right at the door to the second floor for something called upper brass, when…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Mission Accomplished at Baby Dolls

Passing through Dallas and made the obligatory visit to BD on the Friday after the 4th of July. I showed up around 8:30 which is way too early for some of the other Dallas clubs,…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Yo Ho A Pirate's Life For Me

Was in Tucson on a Saturday night to catch an early flight back to the east coast. Had visited before, a couple of years ago. I had a good experience then, so I thought I'd…

Club Rouge Beaverton

Portland, Oregon

Like others have said: very pricey, no mileage

Came here on a Sunday afternoon around 3pm. Wasn’t actually planning on going so I didn’t have any cash. There was $10 cover on top of the $10 atm fee so it was a decently…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Rio is back baby!

My last couple of visits to Rio had been really uneventful. Almost removed it from my list but gave it one more shot. Glad I did. Walked in around 2 pm.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Nature Is Healing

I made another trip out to Vegas last week and of course that meant another trip to the Spearmint Rhino. I haven’t found another club in Vegas to match it. I called the club…

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Question for MLB Baseball Fans

For those who never cared for or don't watch baseball, this won't be relevant. I'm interested though in getting opinions from those who either were or still consider themselves baseball fans to some extent. Are you still able to enjoy this…

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Hobby or harm reduction?

For those unfamiliar, "harm reduction" means you limit the harm of an addition, rather than recover from it. Switching to methadone if you're an opioid addict is an example. I've never heard any stats, but it seems fairly…

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Strip Club Board Game

It looks like a strip club board game is being developed called Nightshift. It will be out in Late 2023. Nightshift is a competitive, thematic board game. Players adopt the role of a dancer and must charm worthwhile customers into emptying…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Good Guy is one of my favorite DC clubs

I love this place as far as a DC area strip club is concerned. They layout is a long corridor style with 3 or 4 stages to the right and a bar and tables to…

The Pony

Starkville, Mississippi

Lovely girls

Visited on Thursday evening about 8:30. The parking lot had several vehicles in it but was not crowded. Paid the 10 dollar door fee and had a pat down by the door man. As…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

Play Ball at Baby Dolls

Came in about 5:30 in the afternoon. There were about 15 customers in there. It's a fairly big place and kept pretty dark in the seating area. I was immediately approached by a dancer…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Do you need an ID to do a short term room rental at CC?

I'm staying at Cascadas soon, and planning to pop over to CC to compare to HK while I'm there. My question is on whether or not I need to bring an ID. I might leave the wallet in the safe…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Repeat customer, update.

Treasures is located off of a busy street and is enclosed by a wall. Big parking lot at the back or can valet your car. I went during the day this time and…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Headquarters of the spinners. Avoid for THICK ones

Where to start? The club is a nice club. I’m talking red carpet when you walk in. Lil Asian older leader takes your $20 at the door. You go thru a turnstile and you're in…

Exposé

San Diego, California

First visit in SD and it was okay

So plenty of parking next to dive bar/package store next door. The entrance can be hard to find. It is on a side road. The cover was $25 but it included a 6 oz fountain…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Seemed like the thing to do after an afternoon baseball game - Go Jays!

Stopped at Loco on a Saturday evening(about 7:30 pm) after baseball game with some friends. The club is located in a somewhat industrial area and has a large free parking lot. When I arrived the…

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Paterson NJ clubs?

Hey brothers. Anyone in N Jersey have the word on Paterson clubs? I did a review on High Beams a few days ago, it was alright when I went there. I havent been in the area clubbing for a couple…

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Tony Bennet has passed away at 96

I Left My Heart in San Francisco was his signature song, but he leaves a large catalog of songs with his own unique style. Frank Sinatra used to say Tony Bennet was his favorite singer R. I. P. Tony Bennet 96…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

No men allowed

Photos, etc of club dressing room: https://www.dazeddigital.com/art-photography/article/60392/1/sunny-sapphire-strip-club-new-york-city-morgan-charlton

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Don't ride this pony!

Arrived just after midnight on a Thursday, decent number of cars in the lot but I think many were there for the food truck or the skeevy looking adult bookstore that is on the other…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Changes, Changes, Changes - but not sure if for the better

Some changes here and not for the better. Thursday afternoon at about 4:30PM. First off, as I walk in there is a bouncer wanding people down. Look, if a place has the type of crowd…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

Small club worth a visit

I’ve visited weekday afternoons, as well as Friday nights. Weekdays the place is nearly empty, with a few dancers of which one or two may be worth your while. But it only takes one, right?…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

A comfortable classy experience in a sports bar environment

I stopped by out of curiosity and because I wanted to watch a few college football games. It was pretty empty, but the girls that were there were super friendly. Felt good to get a…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Nights are still a good value if you know how to look

(If you're just looking for my opinions on the women, skip to the bottom!) So the Doc's been coming here on and off for the past few years since he moved up from the dirty jersey.…

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Iran

The U.S. is sending additional warships and thousands of Marines to the Middle East to increase security in the wake of Iranian attempts to seize commercial ships there. Jimmy Carter should just have nuked them back in 1979 and been done…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Definitely pricier but still had one of the best nights

From reading all the recent reviews in the last few months here and other platforms, I was concerned that every working girl at Hong Kong was going to be a shark charging people $150+. I'm…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Postive first solo club experience

this was my first time going to a club alone..I found it to be very comfortable and inviting. The music was good and I loved the show. Was able to sit back and enjoy drinks…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

Atlanta 2AMer

TLANTA - Atlanta police are investigating a fight at a Cheshire Bridge Road gentlemen's club that escalated into a shooting early Thursday morning. Police say the shooting happened around 2:40 a.m. at the Onyx Gentlemen's Club on the 1800 block of…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

What I expected, with a couple stunners.

Had a long drive and needed to stop and relax, I planned this place as a pit stop as the reviews were half decent and there was fuck all else to do in that area.…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Bucks Wild: From MMA to Steak & Lobster

Went to an MMA event in Houston last week. Bucks had some of their girls there. At least three that I could see. They had a Kardashian thing going on. Super-hot. Didn’t take much convincing…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

2nd club visit in COI on one day…

Went on a weekday to Spearmint Rhino down the street but Amethyst had an hour plus dance with a customer so I went to Synn. Was patted down by security before paying the entry fee -…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Pleasant afternoon, but pricier than I thought.

First time in Albuquerque so I decided to check out TDs, since it seems higher rated than other places here. Arrived at 1:30 pm on a Thursday and left 4 hours later. Pretty decent sized…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Sexy latina

Arrived on a Saturday afternoon. Mandatory valet parking as mentioned in other reviews, I think it was seven dollars. No cover. Took the stairs up and entered the club, the stage runs horizontally in front…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Solid but not exceptional visit

I have been to this club 3 times in 2023. Twice during the day and once at night. I will review my recent visit where I visited both day and night. I left during the…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Went back to Mario's after a long absence

Went back to Mario's after a long absence. No cover charge as I was there in the early evening. Not much has changed. Some friendly girls some will just ignore you. I spent my time…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Chubbys

We showed up for my buddies bachelor party at 1 am on a Sunday and the place was empty. Was a bit worried how it would go since it was empty but as soon as…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Slipping away.

Have been there many times over a 30 year span. Going south out of Valparaiso, FL on John Sims Parkway, turn right on Old Hyway 20. Go down a wooded road about 1/2 mile and…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Same old Keepers, not a bad thing

I hadn't been to Keepers since before the pandemic but it was always one of my favorite spots. There aren't really any other options in the area anymore unfortunately. I decided to swing by after…

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Can you remember the most beautiful dances you’ve seen?

….or do the faces and bodies just all run together after so many years? I guess reminiscing in my mind is a sign of getting old. But I sure can remember…. A gorgeous blonde at a club in Indianapolis in…

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Lawsuits/Settlements in America today

This is some of the dumbest stuff I've ever seen. How is it sustainable? https://nypost.com/2023/07/15/nyc-bias-suit-black-hispanic-teachers-and-ex-teachers-rich/ So let me get this right, if you failed the test in the 1990's, your getting paid as if you worked 20 years. The real suckers are…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

Anita Encore

After taking a two-month hiatus from Night Shift, I returned twice in the past month. This review covers two visits in July 2023. Physically, the venue is still very nice and it is kept clean. The…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Sometimes You Need a Longer Lunchbreak

Hadn't been to this place in a couple years. Visited on a recent Wednesday around noon and paid an entrance fee of $15 for which a drink was included of which cannot legally be of…

Buck Rubs Gentlemens Club

Reading, Pennsylvania

Best option in the area.

Have stopped here a few times over the last few months when I get in the area and have time. The place itself is nice. Good parking area, the inside is clean and…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Best local option north of the border

Of the few remaining clubs in San Diego, this is the best option. I usually go during the day shift and usually have good odds. The club is a basic layout of main…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

20th Anniversary Celebration

Did anyone else brave the chaos and hit the party? I couldn't contain my curiosity because I was dying to see how they pulled it off. THEY DID! Parking was across the street in that open lot. The parking lot was like a mini-carnival…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Sunday Evening from Out of Town

Got in a bit early on a business trip semi-nearby in Alpharetta, and to be honest was mostly drawn to giving this one a try because of the $5 dances. Compared to the insane prices…

Sylvia's Playhouse

Portland, Oregon

Anything less than 300 ain’t worth it

I’ve been to the playhouse a few times on account of some of the women. It’s in kind of a sketch neighborhood, but it’s right across from a church and a gas station, so I…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Surprised by the good time on Lake City Way

Showed up around 10:00. Hadn't been to this club in years. Roughly 10-15 dancers working, about half were 7 or better, a few were fugly. Sat down, was immediately approached by 3 women one after another.…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Two opposite afternoons

I had two recent afternoon visits, about 3 weeks apart, one disappointing and one much better. The club has a kind of strange layout. There’s a round bar at one end where you…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Re-open

So I was curious as to what the new/old club looked like. I have been in a couple of times since the reopening. Inside is way better than the old club for certain. Bar is now…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great Beginner Club

I arrived in Vegas for Army training. I wanted to see what was going on with the night life. I’m staying just off the strip, and wanted to dip my feet in the water with…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Extras offered, but not taken

Thoroughly enjoyed my last visit, so I returned on a Saturday at about 11. Located right on Columbus Blvd. Parking directly on side of building, with a dedicated parking lot right across the side st…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Served it's purpose

Hadn't been here in 20 years but knew what I was getting into. After paying the cover at the door, $10, and again for water, $14, I walked into a fairly busy main room -…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

I’ll Be In The Sky!

Vivide is the most reviewed Georgia club on this site for a reason. I’d argue it’s the best strip club in Atlanta since Follies climaxed for the last time. Of course there is no perfect…

Wild Childs Pole Positions Club

Enid, Oklahoma

Bonus hole is on the table

We were in town (kind of) and had a night to kill so made the hour drive to have some fun. We walked into Wild Childs 8 PM on a Friday night to find 5…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Worth the trip

this place is much nicer than most of the clubs I normally go to, for example the Jacksonville clubs or the Tampa clubs. This is a review of two meetings, one late afternoon and once…

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Chasing Casino Girls in Las Vegas

Hey all, It's summer I am stuck in lovely hot as hell Las Vegas but that is no excuse to stay home especially once it cools down at night. The Strip is huge but I've narrowed it down to traveling between…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Specials

Do they run specials on any particular nights? Most seem to have Thursday VIP specials but never been to TL before.

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Jesse Watters (Replacement for Tucker Carlson) is Terrible

So Fox News (after putting up rotating replacement hosts for several weeks) has finally settled on Jesse Watters as their replacement for Tucker Carlson in the 8pm primetime slot. Watters is an insufferable no-talent hack. He started out doing those cringey…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

old and new dancers?

I was chatting online with GH recently and it sounds like they got a lot of new dancers recently and some of my faves are gone now. Has anyone been there recently? Who's still there? Really would…

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[OT]: Shopping for Cookware

I know we have some foodophiles on TUSCL, so I’m seeking some expert advise. I’m been looking on Amazon for a new cookware set and the choices are overwhelming. Stainless steel, ceramic, copper, basic non stick What’s a good,…

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it is time for a Muddy intervention?

Based on the recent reviews, Muddy visited 11 clubs in PA/WV/VA over a two-day period on Friday-Saturday. And, only got 1 dance?! I thought the point of clubbing was to relax for a little while with hot younger women and…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Is this owned by the same folks that own Treasures in Houston?

Been going to Treasures in Houston for 15 years and had a great time during this year's Final Four. Is this is similar to Houston, it'll be my first choice in LAS. I'd appreciate any insights anyone can provide.

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White American Strippers

Anyone feeling like this demographic is completely gone from strip clubs? I'm in NJ idk if that effects things but like where the hell can I go to get an early to mid 20s white American girl to grind on…