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19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Used to be awesome, not so much

I used to love visiting this club years ago but now it is very sad. There used to be atmosphere, people having a good time patrons drinking, bartenders were friendly, and there were plenty of…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Still Waiting For That Diamond in The Rough

I hadn't visited AJ's in several months because I just simply had not been impressed with the selection, but I reluctantly decided to drop by on a recent Wednesday afternoon to see if they had…

Obsession VIP Men's Club

Monterrey, Nuevo León

Almost like an American strip club

Decided to make a review since this place barely has any on here. Note that all prices are in Mexican Pesos since they also use the same $ sign. I went at around 4pm on…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Cafe Atlantis Wed late night (12-1 AM or so Thursday)

Cafe Atlantis Wed late night (12-1 AM or so Thursday) My gosh, it was like an ocean full of fish to catch. Dancers outnumbered guys by the broadest margin I have ever seen. Dancers were fighting…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Locomotion Wednesday night shortly after 11 PM

Locomotion Wednesday night shortly after 11 PM I had a busy week with strip clubs, an escort, and two dinner/lunch meetings with my long-time Toronto friend and friends he wanted me to meet. Since he is…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

Sipping by the bar

Raunchy club with packed parking. Ended up parking on the street. Security asked me if I carried any weapons and let me through. I think I was suppose to pay the cover charge to the…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

Million Dollar Saloon Tuesday Day

Million Dollar Saloon Tuesday Day After my failed visit to SRM, I swung by MDS a bit concerned it was too early for many dancers, around 2 PM. It was sparse, unlike earlier in the week…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Low key titty bar, with less than stellar talent this particular night

Bristol is a titty bar, not really a strip club. It's on a country-highway corner maybe 20 minutes northeast of Madison, with free parking. Cover was $7, I think, after passing through a metal detector.…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Trumpp

Haven't seen a review of Trumpps in awhile, so I made a trip to the club this past Wednesday (5/24). Hadn't been there since November of last year, and prior to that, a few…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Disappointing

This was my first visit to Union Jacks in a long time, but it hasn’t changed much. Free parking off the busy street, but just a few spots so I can imagine parking being…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

205 Backup

The Venue is across the street from Club 205 which is my usual go-to spot when I am in Portland. If things are a little slow or I am not finding anything to my…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Great Time!

Haven’t been to the carnival in a while since I moved out of Jersey. I was back visiting and decided to go check it out. One-one Peep shows still there but they got rid of…

Globe Club

Volketswil, Switzerland

I have been to the Promised Land

I have been fantasizing about visiting Club Globe since I first learned about it from TUSCL. After reading the reviews and looking at their website once a day for over a year, I realized this…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Disappointing Experience at "Ragtime" - A Lackluster Strip Club Encounter

Introduction: Having heard mixed reviews about "Ragtime," a strip club tucked away in an unassuming corner of the city, I approached it with cautious optimism. Regrettably, my visit to this establishment left me utterly underwhelmed…

El Cielo

Monterrey, Nuevo León

Monica at Cielos had eraser nips.

Well I’m back in Cielos during my three day stay in Monterrey because I know this is where the high mileage private dances can be had for a reasonable price. The place is still…

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Babystrippers - Bad Rap, or Not?

So....I typically avoid babystripoers, due to my {potentially misguided} perception that they would be a bit timid, too much work vs the more assertive dancers, and perhaps even have a case of high self-image due to being younger and hotter…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

ABC always be closing

Sugars is where I head to when I don’t feel like haggling. It’s right off of Aurora near the walkers, has a very bold presence on the street for kind of a dingy area. You…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

A SLOW Saturday night

My wife and I like to hit this club up once or twice a month. Decided to stop in this past Saturday night, as we had seen online that there was a featured dancer.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Views from a nighttime regular

So the Doc's been coming here on and off for the past few years since he moved up from the dirty jersey. Let's just say if there was a club down there that was on…

Nicole's

Salisbury, North Carolina

Nicole’s Is Not a Strip Club.

Writing this review will be a bit of a challenge for a couple of reasons. For one thing, Nicole’s is not a strip club – nor a massage parlor, peep show, Vietnamese coffee bar,…

MVP Cabaret and Sports Club

Staten Island, New York

Go to clubs in Jersey or Manhattan instead

I've been to this place a few times and I'm honest not that impressed. I might be a little biased because I usually go to Clubs in manhattan ,but I live on Staten Island so…

FKK Forum

A good time at Goldentime

I left Budapest behind and took the train to Vienna—2.5 hour trip for under $50. As soon as I had checked into my hotel, I headed for the Vienna Opera. Just kidding. I went to Goldentime. Goldentime is an…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Typical Vivide Monday

Arrived on a rainy Monday this week around 3PM. Paid 10 to get in, and there was a light pat down. Dances are $10 and can vary in quality. Generally, girls will go naked by…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Decent Wednesday afternoon

Despite always bad traffic, made it to Vivide on a Wednesday afternoon. Got there at 4:30, with an 80% full parking lot. Quick pat down and $10 later, I was in the club. Upstairs was…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Started off Terrible, Lex made it better

This was the best and worst experience I've had at a gentleman's club. I arrive right around midnight and the club was dead. No girls dancing, only a few patrons standing around, and generally very…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Another good night at B Dolls

Continues to be one of the best clubs in the country. Always lots of girls during Both Day and Night Shifts. This review is from a Thursday night. As you enter, you pay the cover…

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OTC Hint or Not?

Was getting a good grind from a girl in VIP last week and I mentioned to her that the way she dances turns me on. She goes on to say that she dances the way that she has sex. Music…

Politics

Oprah For Senate!

"Hey lets buy some votes from middle aged women brainwashed by Oprah on both sides of the fence!" https://www.yahoo.com/news/gov-newsom-reportedly-floated-oprah-235539993.html

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A successful trip to on a weekend afternoon

Finally had my chance to check out the P. It was a slow easy Thursday at work so I took off early. Decided to drop in to this club late afternoon. Paid the 11 +…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Boring on a Sunday afternoon.

I stopped in on a Sunday at 5PM. I walked in and the door guy told me that the bartender would collect the cover charge. I went in and saw that this…

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Is onlyfans better than club experience?

Curious to hear everyone’s thoughts. I’ve recently started an onlyfans due to health issues making it harder for me to do work in clubs anymore. But how does everyone feel about virtual vs in person? Do you prefer one over…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Empty and disappointing on a Tuesday evening...

This is part of a three-strip-club review, where we went to Cheetah, Vivid, and Tattletale on the same Tuesday evening. Having read some strong reviews about Vivid, and having been disappointed by Cheetah (see review), my…

Bare Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Bare-ly worth it

I came to visit Bare Cabaret one night as I was driving into Austin at around 11pm. I have usually gone to XTC, but I figured Bare was worth a try. I paid for the…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Reasonably relaxed-fun Tuesday evening at my favorite strip club

This is part of a three-strip-club review, where we went to Cheetah, Vivid, and Tattletale on the same Tuesday evening. After confirming that Cheetah still isn't headed the right direction (see review) and being disappointed by…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Beautiful place and dancers, still going downhill...

This is part of a three-strip-club review, where we went to Cheetah, Vivid, and Tattletale on the same Tuesday evening. It had been approximately 6 months since I had gone to Cheetah (see previous review), so…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Anya, the one and only

I know that Anya usually works the afternoon shift and often comes in early at Pandoras and she is one of my all time favorites. She is just so petite and cuddly, I showed up…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

S n S does not disappoint as my expectations were low to begin with.

First time in probably a year since I’ve been here, not much has changed. The club is right next to the on ramp for Rt 1 North. Parking along the side and…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Good Afternoon at Sparky's

Had to stop over in Fayetteville and looked up some of the clubs here on TUSCL and it seemed like without a doubt this was the best club to check out. The last time…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Hot girls, nice place, a little pricey.

I walked in to a nice modern dark room with a lot of tastefully placed lighting to make the girls look good. The seating was modern and comfortable. One stage with one girl. All the…

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Where you sit matters. More than I originally thought

It really fucking does. Sure u can tip and throw cash while they dance but after a couple years and lying to myself that it doesnt, it completely does. High foot traffic areas get 4-5x more approaches than not. It's…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Will It Pass Muster?

First review was rejected because of paragraph breaks... I'll start a new one here. Also, 'not enough details' and too many details from another adjudicator who is very smart and 'Everyone knows the extras you're talking…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Harem Slow Night

Decided to check out the Harem again. A brief breakdown of the club details. Big parking lot, $10 or $20 cover forgot since it changes, security check, wristband to exit and come back, bartenders kinda…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Hot Jackpot

Every time I walk into Pandora, it’s a bit like a casino. Sometimes you crap out but this time I hit the jackpot. I worked from home on Friday then decided I needed some R&R…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Fantasies Never Dissapoints! Even on a Tuesday!

Stopped in on a Tuesday evening to one of my favorite Baltimore spots. If you’ve never been before the area can look a little shady but the parking lot is huge, well lit, and everything…

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I'm shook

Just another Hump Day in Mr. GammaNu's neighborhood. I walk into Looker's looking for lookers. One of the Cuban not-a-looker waves me over to her table. I recognize her as someone I'm "friendly" with even though I…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

The Bartender is HOT!!!

Decided to pay a visit after a long absence. Place hasn’t changed. The club is small. No cover when I got there. Not sure there is one because I have aways visited in the afternoon. When…

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Tina Turner.............

...............Dead at 83. A truly unique and wonderful human being and entertainer. May your soul rest in peace Proud Mary....

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

More fun times

So this review is for 3 new visits in the past month. They spanned afternoons and evenings but mostly during the week, some alone and a few with friends. I did rooms with several new…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Just Came Here to Get This Off My Chest

BLUF: Was at Delilah's for a full half hour at 8 pm on a Tuesday evening and no dancer took the stage. None working the floor either. There were two engrossed in conversations with…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Probably don't bother...but what do know.

I'm an idiot. I've given this place multiple chances because it's a convenient location with parking but nothing changes inside the place. Truly I'm an idiot. As stated plentiful parking (also because nobody's there). Walked through…

Palmeiras Men's Club

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

Palmieras is brightly lit and expensive

I’m in Monterrey again to visit some of my regular girlfriends and this is my favorite city for ladies. Last February El Cielo and Matehuala were close to my hotel and I reviewed…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Cover charge

At least one of the cashiers short changes. From now on, I'm going to avoid paying with a twenty, just to avoid the hassle.

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

A solid fun lunch break.

I stopped in around lunch time on Tuesday. I was having a down week, and as Albert Einstein once said, "Ain't nobody ever been sad looking at a pair of titties". I was probably…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Showcase on a Thursday.

I went on a random Thursday after midnight. I was at another strip club not too far down the road and decided to check this out when I got bored at the other one. When…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Missed it here.

Had a free day couple weeks ago Friday and decided to head down to a couple clubs and see if I could find a good time. Instead of the usual Michigan Ave stroll, I decided…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

Pleasantly suprised, beautiful women with great natural bodies

Front of the building was nice enough for a strip club; it did not look run down. $20 cover on a weekend. I went at about 11pm. Front entrance had high security with metal detector…

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Thank You NAACP. Sincerely, Florida.

Did the NAACP just do Florida a big favor by issuing a travel advisory for Florida. Wish there was a NAANY that would issue a travel advisory for New Yorkers too.

Spearmint Rhino Dallas North

Dallas, Texas

Good time but in the end not sure what happened...

I prefer this Spearmint to the one on Composite Dr mainly because its bigger/newer/nicer but its too bad that it could not attract good talent and honestly don't know how they are able to keep…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Visited same dancer as two weeks ago, now codependency risk

Outer Space Club (OSC) is the larger upstairs club at the LaPearl/Outer Space Club complex in West Philly. LaPearl downstairs is like a small neighborhood bar where dancers often provide extreme extras while you sit…

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Is Minnow taking over where DesertScrub left off?

DesertSrcub would call all reviews club ads and reject them. Minnow just flat out rejects every review, period, no exceptions. Is this possibly the same guy?

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

Worth a try

Haven’t been to Paradizio since the Pandemic and decided to stop by after spending some time at Vics. The neighborhood is on the rough side and general precautions should be taken. I found…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Give it a try…something for everyone

I’ve been to cowboys more than a few times, probably once a month for about a year. I have a few girls I speak to regularly and get dances from. Though like any other…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

How times have changed.

Jeez I had no idea my last review of this place was back in 2020… my how times have changed. Arrived around 11pm on a Saturday. Parking lot looked the same, but this time the…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

still good, still interesting

Still good. Can only comment on the daytime activity as that is all I go. You know the location.... place hasn't been upgraded in 20+ years. One stage and can sit pretty close to the…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Exceeded this naive guy's expectations

This was a while back that I visited. I heard the it was past its prime but I also heard that the majority of dancers were WOC. I have a thing for AA girls and…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Not a good visit

SC layout has been described many times so I won't repeat. Door girl was very nice and much better looking than the dancers. I arrived at 2pm. I sat at a table a row…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

It Is What It Is

Well found myself free in the Atl before a late flight out. Unfortunately, it was Sunday so no V. Never been here on a Sunday afternoon and hopefully no shootings like Club Blaze.…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Chill night at Laperla

I posted a review weeks ago but I guess I didn’t give the same club details u see in every other post so it didn’t make it. It’s $10 admission and someone check you for…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Carson

Anyone know what days she works? Thanks! Back in Denver for work and would live to see her.

Politics

OT: Hmm - Interesting

DeSantis Officially Declaring Presidential Run During Event With Elon Musk Florida Republican Governor Ron DeSantis is officially entering the 2024 presidential race this week during a special event with Twitter owner Elon Musk. The conversation between DeSantis and Musk will take place…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Scarlett - Gold standard club for Miami

I’ve had experiences at many of the clubs in NYC, a handful in Miami and a a few in Dallas. Scarlett is the gold standard for me based the atmosphere (electronic music heavy), layout (5…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Lessons Learned - A Wasted Night

This review is of a recent Thursday night visit - which is the day to go if you want to take advantage of the VIP specials. That noted, it’s also the day to go if…

Class Act Show Bar

Tampa, Florida

Monday night activities

Ended up at Class Act on a spur of the moment decision with a friend. Got there pretty late, around midnight after a boozy dinner, and there wasn’t too much going on. When you enter,…

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Any CR recommendations? Day or night?

I usually like girl next door types. No extras is ok if the quality is high and they get fully naked and at least do some stuff. I mean they don’t have to be a total tac-ho but at least…

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Features That Do Not Strip

Has anyone seen a gentlemen's club try to get people in the door with appearances by musicians or celebrities that are not dancers or porn stars? In my early days of strip clubbing, I remember Henry Hill (the main character from…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

New Loco Up to its Old Tricks

I went back to New Loco on a Friday night a few weeks back. It was pretty busy and was a good night out. A success I think even if it left me wanting more. New…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Tuesday Akron

Located in a back parking lot plenty of parking in front of an Amazon distribution center. Arrived around 4 no cover beers were $3. There was a horseshoe bar to the right when…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Monday in Montreal

Arrived around 8 club opened at 7. $5 CAD cover and the doorman mentioned it was customary to tip him. Monday drink special $9 for beer instead of a normal $11.…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Surprisingly Nice Country Strip Club

Great spot for a low-pressure time. I have had the pleasure of visiting The Pony Bama multiple times over the past few years while visiting for work. Full disclosure, it's been about a year since…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

old reliable

Went back to the flats after being in KC for business - Cover was same - $10 membership for a year . Bar right in…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Good Time at Baby Dolls

Visited this joint Thursday night. Place very easy to find using Uber. $3 entry fee, got in bought myself a light beer $7 + tip. The place is pretty huge with a lot of attractive…

Blue Diamond Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Closed

This club closed last Saturday 5/20/23 via instagram

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Bad Habits Lead To Sick Nights

I was staying at a Best Western Plus for the night in the middle of a two day drive, and there just happened to be a strip club less than four blocks away from the hotel. I decided to…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Surprised to enjoy it on a Monday afternoon

I dropped by at 6pm on a Tuesday afternoon. The place looks a bit rundown from the outside, but is clean and inviting inside. Layout: stage to the left of the entrance, long irregular-shaped bar straight…

Tijuana

End of Title 42 and crossing the border

Has anyone gone to TJ since the end of title 42 and if you have then how was crossing the border back into the states. Is it alot more crowded or a shit show or is it pretty much…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Honey is truly a honey

This is my first trip back in a long while since renovated with wide open entry foyer This is also my first visit to the theater upstairs which I promise I would never do that again!…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Improved my opinion

I stopped by BT's for the first time in over a year. I usually go to FC, but was in the area and decided to check it out again. I didn't get there until about 12:45,…

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Most you've ever spent

Another thread got me thinking, "what was the most I've ever paid a stripper/hooker/sugar baby?" Without going into too many details, I once paid a Vegas hooker $1000 for an hour of fun. She was probably like 40% plastic, but…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Not much to look at

I visited RAB on a Monday after work before going home as I got out a little early, got there around 2. The place has been described a lot, a few steps in from the…

City Lights

Yonkers, New York

Should have pushed for a double team.

I went to this place years ago and was completely bored. I figured it’s been some time so I’ll give it another try as it’s the only option in Yonkers. Well I was just as…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I keep coming back!

Divas is located near the airport in an industrial area. Not walkable to anything really, not close to any public transportation, you’ll need a car or taxi here. There are parking spaces along the front…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

Post covid visit

I used to go here in the afternoons, but since Covid they aren't open in the afternoons. I went back a year ago and recently this past March. I learned from 1st visit,…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Pompano for the Win

This place is one of the popular ones in Pompano. Only downside I saw was the music is LOUD and it has a club vibe. Paid for parking 5$. 20$ cover. When you get in…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

Still what you would expect

Been coming here mainly to see one dancer who rarely is seen on stage at the club. Their IG always posts the lineups, so I'm constantly checking their story posts to see if my favorite…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Blaze on the come up

I came in last Thursday around 2:30 pm. Parking was free and greeted by the security guards. They require a 2 drink minimum and dances are $5 per song. This visit was my first…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Nice club, low mileage

Knowing it's Utah, didn't have high expectations. The club itself is pretty nice, and the personnel is friendly. The scene is T like, with poles on the top bar, which is kinda weird…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Midway Invader Monday about 12:45-2 PM - 3 good dancers for Old Dave

Midway Invader Monday about 12:45-2 PM - 3 good dancers for Old Dave I briefly stopped by Locomotion, but other than a dancer on stage, none others was seen, and only a couple of customers (more…

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Texted Schedule is gone

They used to have their schedules up on the website, and that was great. Then they switched to the text schedule which wasn’t as good, but close enough. But, now you have to call which is the worst option. But,…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

Avoid this sad excuse for a gogo bar

I visited Obsessions on a Saturday night in March. This place is in the middle of nowhere. I was driving home from visiting a friend up in Stroudsburg and saw this place along Route 31.…

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Would you toss rings at a bottle in a stripper's ass?

Full story: https://nltimes.nl/2023/05/22/utrecht-student-assoc-fire-ring-toss-game-involving-strippers-anus?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

2 visits in 2 days

Thursday. 2PM. $12 Uber from Midtown. ID check, empty pockets, walk through metal detector. No cover. I’d only been here for night shift so it was a relief to not have to fight for a seat…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

mid moves

Review from memory; Club visit back in the end of November. Was bored senseless at a friend's gathering. Left to get some air, checked what was around, and thought I'd try this spot. You pull up…

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

Friday night empty night was really nice

I flew in to salt lake for my buddies wedding. I got there with some time too easy and go out for some fun. Reading the reviews on stop clubs around Utah has done strict…

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Best songs that were not singles

Usually there’s a reason a song is a single, most times when you listen to albums those really were the best songs. But there are some exceptions. A couple come to mind for me… The Police- Omegaman. Andy and Stewart and…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Young blonde with big tits

Hi can anyone recommend any dancers from Johnny A with nice tits and preferably blond?

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Fantasizing about ATF or CF when with GF

I have been visiting strip clubs every two weeks for about the past year and has been a great hobby that I have discovered that brings me peace and I can go unwind with a drink and hot girls after…

Margaritas

Nuevo Progreso, Tamaulipas

Margaritas is still afloat, but barely.

This is the third time I’ve been in Margaritas and there are rarely any other customers. One bar to the left as you walk in, six to eight girls of varying shape and size…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

There's a cute Dove at the Oasis

The Oasis has has been well-described here but the short version is that it is a decent sized club in Southwest Philly across from the auto mall. Parking lot is large with front and…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Lap Dances are over

This was a place I loved to frequent. Total dive bar, hole in the wall special. 1 pole 1 stage. Never a cover and on the right Friday it's got a home made buffet…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Inflation Fridays

Follow up visit to Scaretts for an hour and a half on a Friday. Original visit was on a Sunday evening a few years ago and this time went on a Friday evening in late…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

SJG style makeout session

Came in on a Friday afternoon following a disappointing visit to RC. Parked on the street, a couple dollars an hour during the day. Walked in, no one at the desk, went to the bar. It's…

Bucktail Gentlemen's Club

Eagle River, Wisconsin

good place in the north woods

I stopped by this club about 8:00PM on Friday night. the club opens at 6:00PM and is only open on Thursday. Friday, and Saturday. the club is on the west side of town a couple…

Kingdom

Montréal, Quebec

Overall, a decent experience.

This visit took place in November of 2019 so the prices may have changed since then. I was with my buddy who…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

Good chill spot

I was enjoying a walk at Inner Harbor, i got the idea of checking out club Hustler, i have never been there, while looking for it, I saw Club Harem. It was around 3…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

The Rama is slipping

To go over the basics, they have Instagram promos so it’s free to get in on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, 7 beans for a drink, little to no dollar parade, 30 for a lapper which seems…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Saturday Afternoon

It's been a long while since I've been out of the house. I had to pick up a relative at the airport last Saturday afternoon, so I decided to stop by the Criket for an…

Mixer's

Northfield, Ohio

Can't stop coming back for more.

Apparently I'm the only reviewer who keeps showing up to this hole-in-the-wall. I did make a note of prices this time. Domestic beer $4.25 1 lap dance (1 song) $20 - no discount for multiple ATM fee $20…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

Thursday night at Sharks - Can't wait to go again

I visited Sharks last Thursday night it was amazing. Heard a lot about this place, and I am so glad I went. It takes about 20 mins from Frankfurt Main Station to Darmstadt…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

Tame but enjoyable Sunday night visit

Passing through town on a Sunday night I decided to give this place a try. It's in a desolate (at night) industrial area. Nice looking building and parking lot, felt safe. I got in just after…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Thursday visit

This place is pretty much exactly the same as the old centerfolds minus the pool table and with new furniture. I went in the early evening before the night shift started. There was a 5 dollar…

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Problems with site

Did the format change for y'all? I can't find a search function anymore. I do use "icognito" mode, but I always have.

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Unremarkable visit

I was in the area and stopped by on my way home. I usually hit the Chase Bank on the other side of the airport (on Middlebelt) to get cash when visiting this place, but…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Decline of The Coliseum in Detroit, Michigan

As a pre_COVID regular at The Coliseum, I missed the action and the vibe. I decided to visit after a three year hiatus. (Saturday, May 20, 2023, 10:30pm). I was flattered that the valet parking…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi Liter in 2023: Still going strong but lost some magic

I hit Hi Liter on a Thursday early afternoon and followed up on Monday afternoon (5/11 and 5/15). This club has had its ebbs and flows over the years, but the basics are the same.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Mothers Day Weekend Fun

Arrived on a Saturday night around 10pm. Parking lot was full and I needed to wait a bit for another patron to leave, maybe around 5-10minutes. I would say people leave on a frequent basis…

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What is your budget for the night?

Had a dancer ask me that question last week when the topic of VIP fun came up. I wasn’t prepared for it since I usually prefer dancers to make the first offer. She eventually quoted a high number and I countered with…

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$600k Bar Hookup

Most expensive South Florida date: https://youtu.be/BoG35jKDmrc

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PSA: Don’t sniff Petrol from a can

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yeBmSFkC4&pp=ygUTZG9uJ3Qgc25pZmYgcGV0cm9sIA%3D%3D Some things just need to be said.

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Sacramento Strip Clubs: Best Current High Mileage?

Asking for a friend. Best deal used to be DejaVu all nude 30 min nude vip

Politics

Veteran-owned clothing brand says it discovered one of its suppliers uses cotton

“Veteran-owned clothing brand says it discovered one of its suppliers uses cotton from slave labor region” FOX NEWS https://www.foxnews.com/media/veteran-owned-clothing-brand-says-discovered-one-suppliers-using-cotton-slave-labor-region.amp On another “NEWS” Americans have yet to “DISCOVER” that the privileged and wealth they have and enjoy is provided by its suppliers; Genocide and…

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PAUL MCCARTNEY IS A FUNNY DUDE

one of only a very few celebrities i wouldn't mind hanging out with regularly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQjM5qsVryw

Tijuana

Uber/Lyft

Has anyone had experience catching an Uber or Lyft from the US side of the PedEast back to San Diego? Are they readily available? I usually head back around 1:00 or 2:00 AM. I normally stay in…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

What’s it like here today?

I gave up on this place shortly after the Channel 10 expose. I was in a CR and a bouncer actually entered the room in the middle of it to make sure we weren’t doing anything extra. That was it…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

How are the girlies here?

I haven’t been in here for a few years, pre-Covid. I had some good times here. Hit or miss. I saw a few girls OTC for a lil’ sumpin extra but would always keep coming back here. I like the…

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H.E. Butt Grocery

Founded by Howard Edward Butt. Later changed its name to H-E-B. The 8th grader in me can't help but be amused that a stripper's favorite grocery store originally had the word "butt" in its name.

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Definition section

Does anyone know what happened to the glossary? I can't find it. Thank you in advance!

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Anyone else notice the change in a club landing page?

It's different than it used to be. The club discussion board is now billed as a Q&A, the link to post in it is "Got a question, ask the community" among other changes

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OT: The Stock Market ?

Your thoughts/opinions: a) we may be beginning a new bull-market – i.e. the market has done a good-job of frontrunning/discounting and taking enough air out of the bubble to where we are in the infancy of a new-bullmarket? b) the market has…

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New Mongering Method: Shouting from a moving vehicle

You know with inflation, nonsensical overhead costs, overpriced cover, drinks, vips, I've just given up entirely, utterly rejecting this scam nonsense and started a new way of mongering. One that does cost much at all (and no white suit need,…

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Club Details Do Not Need Repeating

The following information is listed in the header of each club: Lap Dance Cost: $10 & $25 Avg. Drink Cost: $6-$10 Cover Day: $10 Cover Night: $20 Alcohol, Bottle Service, Food,…

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Are you man enough?

https://www.instagram.com/amazonian_charlie/?hl=en

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Would You Get A Lap Dance From Kamula?

The vp seems to have used some sexual prowess in her career. Would you get a lapdance from her even if it were free?

Politics

Just when I thought I’d seen it all…

Target, the virtue signaling leader among retail stores, just introduced “tuck friendly” swimsuits. They are designed for, ahem, “women” who are biological makes. That’s in addition to the LGBTQ+ Pride clothing recently introduced for infants and toddlers

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I'm white, male and straight.

How else can I piss you off today?

Politics

RI City Councilman Found Asleep behind Wheel with Crack Pipe Still in Hand

It's Rhode Island, so I give him a 50% chance of being reelected eventually. https://abc7.com/amp/cranston-rhode-island-city-councilman-matthew-reilly/13271785/

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OT: Pretty-Cool YouTube Channel

Recently ran across this pretty-cool YouTube channel called "Nostalgia Hit" - I've only seen one video in that channel and thought it was pretty-cool - the video isn't that long and this one was about the 1982 cult-classic-film "Fast Times…

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Fulltime TUSCL Users

Occassionally, I come to this site and look up and add some reviews and comments. The key word is occassionally. But, some people here seem to spend all their time on this board. Don't you guys have a life and other…

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Which Voter is Really the Dumbest?

Which voter really is the dumbest? The one who voted for Trump or the one who voted for Biden?

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Mayors of Once Great Cities

In your opinion, what do the Mayors of our once great cities like Chicago, New York, Philadelphia, Atlanta, LA, etc. have in common? It is sad to see what has and is happening in these once great and enjoyable cities to…

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Another Fake AI Review

There seems be another fake AI generated review in unpublished reviews, this one for Oz in Clearwater. I just no voted it.

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Upstate NY OT

Guys, why is there an upstate NY but not an upstate Atlanta, Michigan, Texas etc. etc?

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Club Blaze 11:47 pm-er

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/dekalb-county/man-found-shot-death-inside-car-near-dekalb-county-club-police-say/4S7NVYW3X5H5LOLAQZ3SO7HCLY/

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Big Tittys

That was just an attention getting headline. I read the odd story of the day about a woman with hyperlactation syndrome. She produces 1.5 gallons of breast milk per day. Rather startling since the 24 hour average…

Ten Songs to Play on the Way to the Club

There is so much enjoyment in the drive to the club for me! I personally can't go whenever I please, so when the time is right, I'm so ready to go have a good time! I love the anticipation of who might be there, especially if it's a new club for me. The potential of what is about to happen is almost as (and sometimes unfortunately even more) fun than what actually does happen. So i've learned to perfect the ride there, because ultimately that's the environment I have the most control of in the night; once I'm at the club, who knows what can happen (good or bad). Music is key to getting hyped for me as I belt out…

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Soft or Firm Booty

I'm sure this has been discussed before but which do you prefer on a dancer a firm ass or a nice soft one?. I have always been a fan of the soft booty and the cellulite that comes with…

Does Having A Wingman In Club Visits Enhance One's Enjoyment? Some Case Studies

I've surmised during my long Tuscl membership that a large segment, if not a majority of Tuscl members are solo flyers (including myself) in their club visits. On occasion, some members step outside their bubble by having a mini tuscl meetup with another member. An interesting question to ponder is whether such meetups enhance your experience. Did you notice more dancer attention with a "buddy" at your table or seated by stage ? Did you gain more insider tips on club, or expanded knowledge base on who the best dancers are in the club as well as ROB's who should be avoided ? Answer is it depends on several things, such as familiarity with club and dancers, whether club is…

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Can’t submit my review.

Title says it all. I tried twice to no avail. It was doing that when the site was first updated too. When I try to submit my review nothing happens. Frustrating…I’m not sure how others have been able to write…

Politics

Those who are able to see bevond the shadows and lies of their culture will neve

Title couldn’t say it all. “ Those who are able to see bevond the shadows and lies of their culture will never be understood, let alone believed by the masses.” ~ Plato ~ Philosopher ~ Born 428/427 or 424/423 BC Athens, Greece ~ Died…

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Does anyone know when mileage in South Florida became the way it is now?

I went into Cheetah Pompano for the first time in 2022 and it was my first South Florida strip club. Once inside, I was genuinely shocked at how wild the mileage was at the place. I thought maybe the large amount…

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NY question OT

Is it possible to be involved in a frantic high speed car chase in central NY for two and a half hours?

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NFL Legend Jim Brown Passes Away

He eas 87.

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I'm going to Mongolia

Anyone know where I can score some extras? Thanks in advance - this site rocks.

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Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada

Any suggestions?

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OT: The robots are coming

Fast Food Chain Will Use Underground Robots To Deliver Orders In Parking Lot Wendy’s announced on Thursday that the company will test a robotic system to deliver orders underground from its kitchens to distinct parking spots outside of its restaurants, a…

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Budapest Info Request

I’m in Budapest and I wonder if anyone has any info on this city. There is a strip club called P2 that is a 5 minute walk from the Ritz-Carlton. The online reviews seem to be club ads. Any personal experiences…

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What is the best website to get a hooker?

Asking for a friend.

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Fast Food: Shrinking Portions and Higher Prices

I used to be a fast food junkie but as I get older I’m attempting to live a healthier lifestyle. But sometimes grabbing something on the run is the only viable option. I haven’t been to Taco Bell in…

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Strip Club Instagram's

I have instagram on my phone, but only to message a couple of girls that preferred that route and don't really use it otherwise. But one thing I've been doing recently is checking out some of these instagram pages for…

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Trump. Newly Minted Rapist.

E. Jean Carroll is a hero.

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OT: Cape Cod Baseball League Bucket List

As a little kid we use to go to Cape Cod for 2 weeks to visit my Great Aunt, "Are we there yet...". Today, I'd sell a kidney to have the home on a .5 acre she had for decades…

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Are there just an infinite amount of Cuban strippers?

I apologize for another Cuban thread, but those threads gave me inspiration for this one. Cuba is a country of 11 million, it's not like India or China with 2 billion. But strippers from this one island are in the…

Politics

the illegal alien invasion

There was an old television series called The Invaders where the space aliens took the form of humans. Today's invasion is by human aliens, but we really don't know who they are because of no thorough background checks, if at…

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You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals…

Title couldn’t say it all. “You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for his own improvement and, at the same time, share a general responsibility for all humanity,…