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motorhead
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

2 yrs ago · 1 min read

I have an android streaming box, and there’s an abundance of 24/7 porn channels. I really enjoy watching 80’s porn. Pretty blonde girls with big hair, no piercings, virtually zero tats, and a full bush.

Much better than the skanky porn girls of today

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Muddy

Christy Canyon was the GOAT

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FLAP3000

Vanessa Del Rio still gets me reaching for the Jergens every time

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rattdog

nina hartley .the blonde n original bella donna, and erica boyer were my faves back then. but it was a lie - the old tv's made them look 10-15 lbs thicker than they actually were. when i saw some of their old videos on higher definition tv sets they way thinner than i thought they were back then.

any pawg at a strip club that has the big hair look could reel me in to a lap session without even having to try. if this was at any of the clubs i go to there would be no others in a rotation:

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datinman

Christy Canyon, Arcadia Lake, Hillary Summer, Lisa Thatcher, Hyapatia Lee, Megan Leigh… The good old days of my coming-of-age porn.

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JamesSD

For me it's late 90s/early 2000s. Shaved pussies, pierced navels, etc but before injectables and tattoos totally taking over porn.

That said, modern beast implants are way better.

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JamesSD

Lexi Belle, Faye Reagan, Jenni Lee. Not to mention the early wife websites like Wifey, Heather Harmon and Cumondagny

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mogul1985

Bridgette Monet - went on to be a medical doctor. Marilyn Chambers.

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Longball300

Concur Motor.... big fluffy hair with big fluffy boobs and NO TATS gets me every time.

It's what we um, grew up with.

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Studme53

Amber Michaels. Best body in porn ever, even with her 1st generation breast implants.

But to quote the Dude, “I still jerkoff manually.”

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TxVegas

Raquel Darien

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cocobolo8

I was partial to Shauna Grant, but lately I really prefer women that look like an actual woman you might run into instead of plastic barbies. Going way back to the seventies was an actress named Sandy Dempsey that had an overbite and I don't think anybody would give her a 10, but she's sexier than any of today's.

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mike710

Had a chance to see Ashlyn Gere at the old Nightlife Strip Club in San Diego. She was very nice when she came around. I miss that old club as it was my Friday night hang out back in the 80's and 90's

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Call.Me.Ishmael

From the late '80s to early '90s, I liked Savannah a lot (she died too young). My favorite is Tera Patrick, though. The exotic mixed-Asian thing really worked for me and she has an amazing body.

A bit more recent, but still sort of retro, is Gianna Michaels. With her, a lot of the attraction is from her on-camera performances. Lots of energy and I don't mind giant natural breasts.

Yeah ... I'm all over the map.

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