Has there ever been a time when a stripper HAS STOLEN from you?
drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
Sunday, September 10, 2023 10:43 PM
Stealing an idea from Muddy's recent post, I thought this might be interesting.
I'll go first: Yes, but it was my own fault for being a target.
1. Several times during my inexperienced early clubbing days, dancers would keep going after the first dance without asking, or say "this one's free" or pull the miscount scam, etc., and then would spring a large cash request on me at the end. The more confident I became, and the more I developed my Drew Carey Scam-Free Stripclub Strategy, the less this happened. What changed over time was ME, not the dancers. From this I conclude that most dancers will rob you if you act like you're easy to steal from. If you act like you know what you're doing, or hell even actually know what you're doing, you just don't get robbed.
2. One time I rolled into a local club COMPLETELY LIT. I knew it, they knew it, they knew that I knew that they knew it, etc. I had a hoodie on (hood down) and that is where I put my wallet and phone. As a dancer took me back to the LDA, she put her arm in mine and her hand in my pocket. I yanked it right out, and stared into her face. She smiled and said "I'm not trying to rob you". I gave her a blank look (easy in my state of inebriation). We continued to the LDA, I got my dance, and there was no further issue.
How about you? Have a dancer stolen from you in one way or another? What did you do?
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