Thee Officer's Club
657 Wonderwood Dr Jacksonville, FL 32233

First timer's perspective -- decent value by post-COVID standards

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CDRwharf
Sep 11, 2023, 1:06 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I've wanted to visit this club for ages now, but a recent Saturday evening just before 11 was the first chance I actually got to do so. The exterior is a bit dingy; signs say "pay to park" but no one collected any kind of fee. Doorman charged $7 to get in and gave me a patdown; entrance leads into an open area with the bar and bathrooms in front of you, two-pole stage, booths, and a seating area to your right, and more open space and the private dance area to your left. Drinks were priced OK; $4 for a coke, $15 for a mixed drink I got one of the girls. Expect to pay $30-$50 per song, which sounds like a lot but the girls were all well-behaved about not starting you halfway into a song, and the DJ likewise wasn't cutting the songs off super early so you're not getting nickle-and-dimed as much there either.

 

Interior was much cleaner than the outside would lead you to believe, and the same goes for the men's room which thankfully doesn't have a bathroom troll. The Saturday night I visited was surprisingly slow, according to the girls, and I think for the first hour or so dancers outnumbered customers. Clientele was mid-range, no one making it rain but also not a horde of broke losers throwing the same single onto the stage every couple minutes. The club is literally walking distance from Naval Station Mayport, and anyone who knows what to look for will clock a few sailors (probably more right after payday).

 

The girls widely ranged in quality from cellulite thick with a busted face, to cute spinners, to slim tall girls, to 7-8+ with nice, plump asses. The Cuban invasion of FL clubs has yet to establish a stranglehold here; maybe 1 in 5 of the girls on offer was from our island neighbor to the south. The rest were a mix of white girls, non-Cuban latinas, one or two AA girls, and a very charming Blasian.

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