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Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.

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9 years ago

PL, cat lady, same diff?

(Here I mean us hard-core, some say rare, PLs who are satisfied by a basic lap dance with no more than 2-way contact.) Both are generally getting on in years. Both generally are single...

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10 years ago

Is Bruce Jenner condeming himself to celibacy?

When Bruce was young, I can remember it wasn't unusual to hear women say he was one of the hottest guys alive. So, presumably, he's a reasonably hot older guy. Is it...

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10 years ago

Was Anyone Else In The Cub Scouts And Wonders If Their Den Mother Was Secretly A

Or is it just me?...

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10 years ago

New Master Race Coming?

Scientists Say That Women With Bigger Butts Give Birth To Smarter Kids http://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/3507/20150303/scientists-say-that-women-with-bigger-butts-give-birth-to-smarter-kids.htm Does this mean that Black dudes are going to have the smartest kids, making Black people the real master race?...

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10 years ago

Remeber the move "Eyes Wide Shut"? http://static.gamesradar.com/images/totalfilm/e/eyes-wide-shut-1999--03.jpg Should clubs let dancers who are especially concerned about anonymity dance with masks like these? Would you get dances from a masked dancer (I would)? Would you be disturbed...

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10 years ago

Guess she got bored with us. Anyone get dances from her at her club lately?...

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10 years ago

Mia Khalifi's eyebrow's

Does she leave them that thick to give herself some sort of West Asian look? She could probably pass for Latina if she tried....

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10 years ago

The BJ "Better that Craigslist" Ad

https://www.tuscl.net/adserver/www/images/3bf736e78dd2021ab64958955fc918b0.gif 1. Really, a bald chick? I know her hair can kinda tickle but that's a pretty drastic solution. 2. What is up with her tits? 3. Is she trying to keep his...

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10 years ago

Petition to Founder

Please change pikey_bastard's handle to apocalypse_boy....

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10 years ago

rickdugan should stop going to strip clubs

Instead, he should be a candystriper at an addiction rehab clinic. He can sneak in booze and drugs, and wave them in the faces of chicks in withdrawal, until they "oblige" him. Your welcome,...

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10 years ago

Correct Terminology

If lopaw gets off during a lapper, does that count as an LDK? Does it depend on the quantity of girl-splooge?...

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10 years ago

To want is to suffer. To want strippers is to give yourself a fucking nervous breakdown. Suppose there was daily pill that, with no side effects, would make you totally lose interest in sex....

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10 years ago

Practical, compassionate, unrealistic proposal

Due to the civil wars, many Iraqi and Syrian families have become refugees. But unemployment is generally very high in the over-regulated economies of the Middle East. So someone living in a...

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10 years ago

Avoiding the Amateur Perverts

Suppose a club, during the hours from 7pm - 10pm, only admitted custies who paid an annual fee of $100 for the privlege? I think it might make for a better atmosphere. Freeloaders who...

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10 years ago

Another way to make money with your boobs

http://www.thepennyhoarder.com/sell-breast-milk/...

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10 years ago

Fat butts, big thighs in women make smarter kids

http://www.examiner.com/article/fat-butts-big-thighs-women-make-smarter-kids-says-new-research-study Maybe it's because it earns would be babymamas an injection of Papi Chulo genius-jizz....

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10 years ago

I don't need no strip club to be a total PL

I was looking at Carmella Bing's website the other day ( http://www.thebingdynasty.com/ ). I feel like porn stars get gypped really bad. If I'm going to buy a new DVD at full...

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10 years ago

Your OTC regular hating on your ITC favs

I guess it's inevitable given the high incidence of stripper-on-stripper hating. Problem is, dancers always seem to want to talk about the club, including your past visits to the club, so you're just...

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10 years ago

Anyone have any opinions about how it is different guys and different cultures end up with different fixations on aspects of women: boobs, butts, waist-to-hips or waist-to-bust ratio, high pitch of voice? ...

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10 years ago

There's a new Tums ad with a chick kick-boxing with a giant pastrami sandwich. Somehow I find it strangely erotic. Anyone else?...

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10 years ago

OT question for farmerart: Where the BP disasters inexcusable fuck-ups or just

I refer to the Gulf of Mexico fatal drilling platform explosion and subsequent spill, and the earlier refinery explosion where men also died. Maybe this is not in your area of specialty so...

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10 years ago

What happens...

If you have a lawn and you really piss a stripper off bad... http://www.sex.com/picture/21636844-awesome-rear-entry-solo-pic-with-a-fabulous-ash-brown/...

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10 years ago

OT: Who's stupider?

The large group of people who don't vote at all, or the large group of people who vote in presidential but not mid-term elections? Clearly the latter, I think. The first group,...

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10 years ago

Tip from a lesbian stripper

The polite way to avoid eating stinky pussy: do a little fingering first, then pretend the end of your nose is itchy....

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10 years ago

Good porn ruined -- just me?

So you see the thumbnail for a porn clip on the net. The chick looks totally, totally hot. But then you look at the caption -- brother, sister, father, mother, ew, ew,...

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10 years ago

Tit Job Technology

Shyla Stylez was the proof that fake boobs, when done well, can only be surpassed by top-tier natural boobs. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbbzzcKsx51r3iafjo1_500.gif What I wonder is, why don't most fake boobs turn out so well? Was she...

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10 years ago

Another weird one

Think of the stripper you'd most like to do regular OTC with. Now think of your second choice. Your second choice want the same money for each pork session as your first...

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10 years ago

OT: United States of Squattin

Do you think Mexicans deserve any special status or consideration in the US, given that most of the western US was taken from Mexico in a war of aggression, with a lot of war...

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10 years ago

Time for another weird hypothetical

Suppose that customer service in restaurants was as bad as it is in strip clubs. What percentage of the time would at least half your fries not be there (never cooked, eaten by...

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11 years ago

All-Time Most Twisted Name for a Real Porn Flick

Cirque du Hole-A Top it....

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11 years ago

Hot chick doctors on TV

Seems like hot chick (medical) doctors are way over-represented among doctors who appear on TV (relative to how many there are among the general population of doctors). Inevitable I guess, given the appeal...

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11 years ago

Just had my brakes fixed by a new mechanic. He fixed the fucked-up job of my previous mechanic, who I had been going to for several years. Got me to thinking, it's...

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11 years ago

Lowering your standards

It seems like it's not very "baked in" to us what we think is hot. Suppose Science came up with a drug or a therapy that could make you less picky about which...

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11 years ago

Tougher times for strippers

I think we all agree the recession is a big part of it. Maybe the fact that the Millenials are the biggest generation since the Baby Boom is also a factor....

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11 years ago

Plausible Arousability

I've met a few strippers who told me they like anal and (light) hair pulling. I didn't use to like either of these in porn, but once I had the idea in my...

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11 years ago

My fav says Atlanta is not the best place to be a straight woman, because a high percentage of the male population is gay, many of them closeted. Anyone else heard this? I could...

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11 years ago

Hairless Porn Actors

What is it with guys in porn who remove every last bit of their body hair including their eyebrows? It looks like the guy is getting his wish from the Make A Wish...

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11 years ago

Calibrating the TUSCL whore-o-meter

Although it never works out when I try to characterize what's typical here, fuck it, I'm trying again. Typically, TUSCLers appreciate a good dirty stripper, the longer the menu of available extras the better. ...

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11 years ago

White Guys, Black Chicks

Black dancers tend to crab that it's harder for them to bank than white dancers. And it seems like, among posters here, most have never had a Black fav. So that seems...

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11 years ago

A stripper once told me she knew this really hot guy, but she'd never fuck him again. She said he kept putting his dick all the way in, even after she told him...

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11 years ago

More lawsuit paranoia?

Picked up a can of WD-40. Noticed it now says "multi-" not "all-purpose" lubricant. Are their lawyer afraid some chick will spray it in her cooter, then sue?...

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11 years ago

OT: LA car pooling

I've heard that part of the traffic jam problem in the LA area is that giving someone a rid is considered a sign of submission. Like one dog sniffing another dog's butt-hole....

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11 years ago

OT: Is "spook" now an unusable word?

I was with this Black dancer, when somebody came up behind her and startled her. A couple minutes later, she was still rattled, so I said "wow, he really spooked you". Which...

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11 years ago

A dancer was telling me she knew a Black dancer who had appeared in a "ghetto gagger" video. I didn't know what it was. She explained that it's a porn video where...

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11 years ago

New type of breast implant

http://betaspot.com/heliumboob/ I she permits mouth contact, will you're voice have a high pitch for a few seconds afterwards? I'm glad they're not using hydrogen. Remember the Hindenburg....

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11 years ago

OT: Alzheimer's -- how it starts

So I was having dinner with a friend, eating my salad. I say to him, "didn't you order a salad too?" He says, "Um yeah, I finished it, and the waitress took...

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11 years ago

My underwear issues continued

I use to have a fav I would bitch at for showing up wearing "granny panties". She was like hey, I have a busy life, I'm not wearing uncomfortable underwear all day just...

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11 years ago

Dancinggal posted her picture!

You should see her chest!!! https://www.tuscl.net/up.php?UID=383527 But seriously though, that is NOT stripper underwear. That's maybe librarian underwear....

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