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9 years ago

These are generalizations/stereo-types, all of which people blow way too much money on: Cigarettes are for poor people. Starbucks is for pretentious motherfuckers. Buffets are for fat people. ...

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9 years ago

TUSCL Memembers That GET IT and TUSCL Members That Don't

Mang, a lot of negativity on here lately, after what was probably one of the funniest weeks ever. I feel like it's the haves and have nots on here. There's a nice...

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9 years ago

Best Advice I Have Ever Been Given - 3 Things

I thought this was just for old guys, but I think it's for any guy that's older than 12. 1. Never trust a fart. "You think you can let a sneaky one and...

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9 years ago

Public Service Announcement for Juice

Juice, In two days it's "turkey day" not chacken fangers day or buckets of fried chacken day. Just wanted to make sure someone made you aware! Carry On. ...

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9 years ago

Professor In Hot Water for Using N Word

http://m.newser.com/story/216472/white-professor-on-leave-after-using-n-word-in-class.html I swear, it never ceases to amaze me how clueless professors are. I will never forget my last semester in college and a professor said "none of you should accept a job starting...

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9 years ago

Chinese Man Spends $188,000 Buying Hairy Crabs

http://www.businessinsider.com/chinese-man-buys-33000-crabs-releases-them-2015-11 If Rech would have saved his underwear and given them to this man after each visit to Bogarts, the man could have gotten the crabs for free!...

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9 years ago

Quite Possibly the Most Disturbing Article I Have Read - Men Having Babies

https://www.yahoo.com/health/surgery-could-give-men-wombs-1302360099545142.html What fucking idiot would ever want to do this? ...

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9 years ago

I swear what is it with all these psychotic cunt soccer moms bragging about how wonderful their fucking over-extended life is because they put a fucking black strip of tape on their arm? BTW why...

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9 years ago

Black Friday: One Week From Today, You Participating?

Seems this year that Black Friday is a lot less in the news than usual. Maybe people are sick of it creeping into Thanksgiving Day, maybe the economy sucks a lot worse than...

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9 years ago

Juice Crew Wiki - There Really Is A Juice Crew

I'm figuring Ranakum and Rech will appreciate this much more than most of the older TUSCLers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juice_Crew I'm not sure Juice's rap skills can match the members of the original Juice Crew...

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9 years ago

Random Phone Calls - How Often Does It Happen To You?

In this day in age, I have to admit I have gotten pretty paranoid when it comes to protecting my personal information. In the past 6 months someone successfully was able to switch...

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9 years ago

What Would Juice Do? I'm getting bumper stickers made, let me know if you want one, they are $5...

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9 years ago

Juice Turned Me Into A Troll

But I only troll Juice. Luckily he's got a nice demeaner about it and is a good sport. While I'm at it... "Juice how many times have you dropped your phone in the toilet while...

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9 years ago

Wonder How Diva Is Doing?

Guessing she's still in the clink, or is is called the "clank?" Either way I bet she's getting more muff than Juice holding the only supply of spoons and forks at a Golden Corral buffet....

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9 years ago

Fuck You Crazyjoe

We all have missed you - no homo in that statement. ...

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9 years ago

Who Is The Final 4 In College Football

If you had to pick today which 3 teams will we see in the playoffs? 1. Ohio State 2. Alabama 3. Clemson 4. Norte Dame or Oklahoma State yes I said OK State...

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9 years ago

What A Way To Go: Couple Dies Having Sex

Couple dies having sex in hot tub, 2 days before only daughters wedding. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3316501/Pictured-Couple-dies-Mexican-hot-tub-sex-session-husband-67-heart-attack-smothered-wife-63-just-two-days-daughter-married.html I could see JS69 doing this to one of his DSs'. ...

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9 years ago

JUICE FOR PRESIDENT

Instead of a tax refund everyone would receive buckets of chicken. Juice, just make sure you have someone spell check your letters before you mail out or post any of that shit. I don't...

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9 years ago

OT: How Is Shit Like This Even Possible?

I've said it before, I am a news junkie, and there aren't very many articles I have read that come through Time, USA Today, CNN, Newser, etc. by the end of the week. Some are...

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9 years ago

OT: Detroit Lions Clean House: Interim President & GM Named

Today 90 year old Detroit Lions President Martha Firestone-Ford fired Lions president Tom Lewand and manager Martin Mayhew. Mrs. Ford also named Motorhead as the interim president and Warhawks as the inerim general manager. Mrs. Ford...

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9 years ago

LMN - Latest News

Well, looks like I've found out what LMN's been up to. Not I_MN, the "REAL" LMN. http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2015/11/05/watch-man-crashes-1m-ferrari-right-after-leaving-dealership/ ...

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9 years ago

TUSCL Officially "Crazy" Members

Okay, when you create a post, and respond to it under 2 different accounts - I think you're officially fucking crazy. Entertaining at times: yes, but still: officially fucking crazy. That is...

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9 years ago

OT: Minimum Wage Strike Looming - Fast Food Workers

I read last night that fast food workers are planning another 1 day walk-out/strike coming up soon for their $15 wage. Is it just me or do you find that totally insane? ...

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9 years ago

Apps You Need Part 2

So the other day I mentioned any cool apps you guys use, and didn't learn anything new. With over 1 million apps on iOS - I go to the App Store and can't...

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9 years ago

OT: Blowing Up Planes Again?

So, it's not sitting with me too well this morning, as it appears yet another plane may have not crashed due to malfunction or pilot error, but blown up. Maybe it has to do with...

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9 years ago

FYI - I am expecting a large number of 2AMrs today

Halloween on a Saturday night and weather was decent in most of the USA, I hope to hear a lot from the TUSCL News Team!!!...

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9 years ago

Whose Stories Are More Believable: JS69 or I_MN?

I'll play neutral on this topic. I didn't put Gawker in there because his are definitely true. One thing, I know Gawker has the best stories of anyone on here, also the most exciting....

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9 years ago

I hope my worst nightmare didn't come true and a streetealker finally killed LDK82 and her pimp took his minivan. Haven't seen him here lately hope he's okay. ...

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9 years ago

How Much Is Gas In Your Area?

Can't believe I can get low test for $2.09 after my 3 cent discount at several places locally. Also can't believe some morons are charging $2.39 in the same town. I haven't...

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9 years ago

Check Out This Girls Diet

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3293855/New-York-woman-eats-PIZZA-seven-days-loses-5LBS-process.html So if I cut out sugar and alcohol, and eat pizza for a week I'll loose 5lbs? The girl in the article already seemed skinny to begin with, she is a writer for...

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9 years ago

Articles Like This Make "TheeOSU" More Aroused than a Stripper in an Akron VIP R

http://www.refinery29.com/2015/10/96529/university-of-michigan-jabrill-pepper-chlamydia-fliers Oh Michigan U. You were once great, like over 10 years ago....

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9 years ago

Sausage Fingers No More

I say Juice can't spell worth a fuck, Ricky and Doug say it's just his fingers. To settle this dispute, I am purchasing a set of these for Juice tonight. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2273298/Farewell-fat-fingered-errors-smartphone-thanks-extra-tips-wear-gloves.html...

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9 years ago

Who Is Juice Part 2

Okay, I always think this is a game - like what username(s) is Juice hiding under right now? Care to guess? I am going with: Hank_Hill46 & 72_os Why? Because both spell about as...

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9 years ago

App(s) Used the Most On Your Phone

Okay ladies, What apps on your phone take up most of your time? I'm getting desperate... I can only read the news on USA Today and Newser so many times in a day, and I don't...

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9 years ago

Jared Fogle Pays $1 Million to Victims

Check out this article from USA TODAY: Jared Fogle pays $1M to his victims http://usat.ly/1LUmRG2 Think about that, I sure as fuck wish I could become a multi-millionaire from being fat and eating something, then that company...

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9 years ago

My Dick Touches The Ground

..... Every time I lay on my stomach ...

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9 years ago

Emily Blunt: Hot or Not?

I saw the movie Sicario, starring Emily Blunt a few weeks ago and as it was a very good movie, I found myself sitting there the entire time trying to decide if Emily Blunt...

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9 years ago

Mature Male... Think I Wanna Bang Some Strippers

Any advice? Damn since all these girls are coming on here and asking for stripper advice - I might as well ask for advice on how to fuck strippers. I already own a shiny suit like...

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9 years ago

When Shit Can't Get Any Crazier - Here Comes A Porno Offer

Kim Davis say what? http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/10/kim-davis-porn-offer-same-sex-porn-scene ...

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9 years ago

Stephen A Smith vs Kevin Durant

Is it just me or do you also find Stephen A Smith annoying as fuck? Especially when he talks about any sport other than NBA Basketball. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/stephen-a--smith-responds-to-kevin-durant---you-don-t-want-to-make-an-enemy-out-of-me-205335295.html...

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9 years ago

Comments By Idiots.

So, won't take long for this is escalate... Who do you think posts the most idiotic comments on this bored? (yes I misspelled that on purpose) My vote would be for Motörhead and Rech. Just...

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9 years ago

It seams their are alotta retarded guys on this site. Here me out, you guys may want too brush up on you're spelling if you want too bang these high class hoz. You...

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9 years ago

OT: Name Something You've Bought...

Name something you've bought recently, that has been a total waste of money? Hmmm gee where to start? I spent over $1,000 on a Sonos speaker system for my office, and I have used it about...

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9 years ago

Where Is Juice?

I've lost track of all the aliases, is he 72os now? The only guy (to my knowledge) ever to post selfies on a strip club forum. Gotta love it. ...

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9 years ago

Business Appointment

I am waiting for a business appointment and sitting in front of a gym that has large glass windows. All the treadmills are lined up in front of this window and there are...

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9 years ago

Stripper Advice - Jedi Master help required

So I'm asking my comrades to give me some advice. I imagine Shadow would give good advice on this topic since he's like the Jedi master of strippers, maybe Juice can chime in...

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9 years ago

Stripper Advice - Jedi Master Advice Only.

So I'm asking my comrades to give me some advice&period; I imagine Shadow would give good advice on this topic since he's like the Jedi master of strippers, maybe Juice can chime in...

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Of course, that topic title has several guys salivating just by saying "redheads." What is the obsession with them? If I go into a club, say the colesium in Detroit which is a huge club for...

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