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My Dick Touches The Ground

shailynn
shailynn2921329

They never tell you what you need to know.

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

..... Every time I lay on my stomach

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tumblingdice

crickets,crickets,crickets

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motorhead

Reminds me of the 1970's Richard Pryor joke I heard on one of his comedy albums

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shailynn

Not all my jokes are funny. Case in point

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carolynne

i'd rather do a guy whose dick touches his chin when he's standing up.

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Clackport

Carolynne likes being on top. I like those kind of girls!

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mikeya02

I have what girls like....they like limos not hondas

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crazyjoe

Shit you crack me up

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Prim0

My cock is only three inches....

....from the ground.

Ba da dump!

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crazyjoe

Y

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