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shailynn
shailynn2921329

They never tell you what you need to know.

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

These are generalizations/stereo-types, all of which people blow way too much money on:

Cigarettes are for poor people.

Starbucks is for pretentious motherfuckers.

Buffets are for fat people.

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whodey

And strippers are for PLs.

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jackslash

BMWs are for pricks. True story.

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Clubber

RE: Buffets

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just_the_nuts

You guys trying to tell me im a Fat,hippie,pathetic loser and a pretentious motherfucker ?

Damn guys

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just_the_nuts

Im just thankful im not poor

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motorhead

Poor spelling is common among Southerners......oh, wait

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IwillLapAdancer

Pussy is for horny fuckers like me. Beer is for blue collar horny fuckers that are suffering from pussy withdrawal. Scotch is for white collar horny fuckers that are suffering from pussy withdrawal. Strip clubs are for horny fuckers to get the beers / scotch when suffering from pussy withdrawal. Jobs are for horny fuckers to get money after their wallets were syphoned of all money at strip clubs in an attempt to alleviate the effects of pussy withdrawal.

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crazyjoe

Juice is adicted to fun

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just_the_nuts

True^^^

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Supremeruler

Hos is addicted to this dick. I be tryin to tell these hos like, bitch not until I say so.

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Supremeruler

But then I let em get they fix, like ight bitch.

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Estafador

I LOVE buffetts but I'm not physically fat (not even close), but I'm mentally fat. Do I still fit the stereotype

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Estafador

coupes should be for racers....and yeah racers, legal or otherwise. My pretentious ass will stick with my seven seater SUV thank you very much

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JamesSD

I disagree. Starbucks is for basic bitches. Pretentious people have homemade espresso machine that cost $500. And also $100 bottles of wine.

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luvemthick93

Pussy. Everything in life revolves around pussy. You work to get money to blow it on strippers or to get things/buy stuff to impress civilian girls so they can give you their pussy.

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rockstar666

Marshall Amps for guitarists.

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Clackport

Big booty black bitches for Papi_Chulo

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warhawks

Dream strippers for JS69.

Or is that Dream strippers for Rick the Lion?

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san_jose_guy

Born Again Christianity is the final addiction, the point where all chances of sanity are finally lost.

SJG

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