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JUICE FOR PRESIDENT

shailynn
shailynn2921329

They never tell you what you need to know.

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

Instead of a tax refund everyone would receive buckets of chicken.

Juice, just make sure you have someone spell check your letters before you mail out or post any of that shit. I don't want your shitty spelling pissing off Putin and resulting in the USA getting nuked.

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san_jose_guy

How about some buckets of stripper cash?

SJG

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warhawks

Only if his running mate is CrazyJoe.

That's a ticket I could support.

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Dougster

Where is CrazyJoe these days anyway?

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shailynn

^^^ I told you guys he's stranded in Tijuana - his passport got stolen and he's washing dishes at a brothel waiting on the beurocratic red tape to get a new one.

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san_jose_guy

So long as I could get regularly "soaked in pussy juice", I'd be happy to be stranded in TJ washing dishes.

SJG

Munchausen's By Proxy, Julie Gregory, "Sickened", very good but very disturbing book. youtube.com

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mikeya02

^^^ It's not that Crazy is stuck in TJ, TJ is stuck with him....

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shailynn

So long as I could get regularly "soaked in pussy juice", I'd be happy to be stranded in TJ washing dishes.

So if you had an extra $250 this is what you'd want too right!?!? Lol

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just_the_nuts

Lol you sick fucks make me laugh

If i was president i would drive up the national debt inside of strib clubs and AMPs lol....we really would be in debt to the Chinese then lmfao

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shailynn

Juice you should move to China - keep eating burritos at 711 and you could become a sumo wrestler over there!

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just_the_nuts

Lol

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PhantomGeek

Maybe his first act as president would be to get every TUSCLer an extra $250/month.

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rockstar666

There's no internet in Tijuana?

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just_the_nuts

Maybe his first act as president would be to get every TUSCLer an extra $250/month.

Lol that would be a funny strip club stimulus plan

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