JUICE FOR PRESIDENT

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Instead of a tax refund everyone would receive buckets of chicken.

Juice, just make sure you have someone spell check your letters before you mail out or post any of that shit. I don't want your shitty spelling pissing off Putin and resulting in the USA getting nuked.

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san_jose_guy
9 years ago
How about some buckets of stripper cash?

SJG
warhawks
9 years ago

Only if his running mate is CrazyJoe.

That's a ticket I could support.
Dougster
9 years ago
Where is CrazyJoe these days anyway?
shailynn
9 years ago
^^^ I told you guys he's stranded in Tijuana - his passport got stolen and he's washing dishes at a brothel waiting on the beurocratic red tape to get a new one.
san_jose_guy
9 years ago
So long as I could get regularly "soaked in pussy juice", I'd be happy to be stranded in TJ washing dishes.

SJG

Munchausen's By Proxy, Julie Gregory, "Sickened", very good but very disturbing book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_4BB08J…
mikeya02
9 years ago
^^^ It's not that Crazy is stuck in TJ, TJ is stuck with him....
shailynn
9 years ago
So long as I could get regularly "soaked in pussy juice", I'd be happy to be stranded in TJ washing dishes.

So if you had an extra $250 this is what you'd want too right!?!? Lol
just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Lol you sick fucks make me laugh

If i was president i would drive up the national debt inside of strib clubs and AMPs lol....we really would be in debt to the Chinese then lmfao
shailynn
9 years ago
Juice you should move to China - keep eating burritos at 711 and you could become a sumo wrestler over there!
just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Lol
PhantomGeek
9 years ago
Maybe his first act as president would be to get every TUSCLer an extra $250/month.
rockstar666
9 years ago
There's no internet in Tijuana?
just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Maybe his first act as president would be to get every TUSCLer an extra $250/month.

Lol that would be a funny strip club stimulus plan
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