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Jared Fogle Pays $1 Million to Victims

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Check out this article from USA TODAY:

Jared Fogle pays $1M to his victims

http://usat.ly/1LUmRG2



Think about that, I sure as fuck wish I could become a multi-millionaire from being fat and eating something, then that company making me their sponsor.

I like seafood, how come Red Lobster isn't calling me to be their spokesman? I promise not to do anything stupid that will get negative headlines.

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tumblingdice
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9 years ago
Maybe you should solicit KFC.
Mate27
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9 years ago
I'm going all out Lamar Odom on my family so I can get extra attention that I so crave, and have an extended crazy vacation in Vegas with hookers and blow. Once my loved ones see that the lack of attention they have given me, I will be sure to reign in on them to love me more. It could even save a fledgling marriage, if I was used to being out on a pedestal my whole life.

The thing about Jared however is that he got no ass until his fame, and since everyone has a sense of entitlement he thought he would make up for lost time and fuck youngins. Something he missed out on in his youth. Strippers have this stigma all of the time, and it's fun to watch them crave for attention.
warhawks
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9 years ago

Chump change for him, I'm sure. Not much, in my opinion.
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