Discussions by shailynn (page 121)

When you call your buddy to go watch the NBA Finals tomorrow night and he says he’s in Detroit for work. Poor bastard. ...

Facebook Faces Another Controversy Over Privacy http://newser.com/s260147...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his lap. The bartender says “Hey mate. You’ve got a steering wheel on your lap!” Pirate replies “Arrrrrgh! It be driving me nuts!!”...

Yep Cavs blew it. Coulda stole one outta Oracle. JR Smith screwed up before halftime, then the epic screw up at the end of regulation. I had the under (217.5) and...

1. You talk about Tijuana so much, how many times have you been there? Which club is your favorite? 2. What do you have against Christians? 3. You most a lot of links to...

Let the lawerd handle your thirst. https://m.imgur.com/a/rQDGKJ2...

Was pulled over for speeding the other day... The cop told me it had been a long day and if I had a good reason for speeding he'd let me go. I told him "Officer, my...

I saw this Newser story and thought of you. Read it! GOP Rep Blames School Shootings on Porn http://newser.com/s259945 Of course, after I toss one off I always want to go shoot a...

Check out this article from USA TODAY: Televangelist says God told him he needs 4th private plane https://usat.ly/2LIBBvR Brother FogHorn just needs a bucket of chackin and 2 strippers to cum to konfession. ...

Listed under the "dancers" profiles. I think this individual shares a bunk with Juice at the YMCA. https://www.tuscl.net/profile.php?id=331195 ...

Think the Cavs can win 2 games this year?...

I’ve been watching the NBA Playoffs a lot (don’t watch a lot of TV) and am bombarded with ads for food. Fast food, casual dining... a lot of these foods look awesome on...

One slip of the tongue and you’re in deep shit. ...

My girlfriend told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and slapped her in the face. ...

Tens, IMO they are truly a rare sight. I realize some guys are way too soft in their rating system. I think a 10 should be an extremely rare honor, one of...

A man walks into a bar with a gun He yells “Which one of you twats nailed my wife?” as he cocks his gun. The whole place goes silent. Suddenly, at the end of the bar,...

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/former-mets-phillies-star-lenny-dykstra-arrested-allegedly-194703528--abc-news-topstories.html If you listen regularly to Howard Stern when this guy comes around it's pure radio gold....

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/britney-spearss-ex-kevin-federline-seeking-60k-month-child-support-3x-hes-getting-right-now-171036675.html K-Fed is currently getting $20K a month from Brit, now requesting $60K a month. He currently earns $3K a month on his own before Brit's $20K kicks in. He has 6 children...

The goat at the base of the hill San Jose Guy is new to town and steps in the local pub for a drink. After a couple drinks he decides to ask the bartender "Where are...

SJG is praying his mom doesn’t see this article. http://cnycentral.com/news/local/camillus-parents-seek-courts-help-to-get-adult-son-to-move-out...

I don’t know about you but I liked it when Shadow posted the 2AMr’s, Jackslash with his news articles and Juices fart jokes better than all these new posters that I can’t figure out...

But none of them work....

This is pretty damn funny. Not quite as funny as SJG attempting to have a serious conversation with a troll, but none the less. https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/ ...

Woman Killed in Attack by 7 Dachshunds http://newser.com/s259388...

If you have any females in your house these two names probably come up constantly. They both are cute as hell (IMO) and have somewhat exotic looks to them due to their mixed-culture heritage (was...

Just imagine. If you sat Juice down at Sapphires in Vegas, with $3,000 cash and told him he can’t leave until it’s all spent, what do you think Juice would do? I know the...

What’s the most kids one stripper you have known has? The catch, she has to be hot. Mine would be 5 kids. I met her when she was in her early...

https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/a19834127/luke-milky-moore-money-glitch/ Good read. Guy overdrafts bank account and nobody catches it for years. ...

If strippers won't give you the attention your PL heart so deserves, here's someone that may fit the bill. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/woman-65000-texts-first-date_us_5af60227e4b00d7e4c1a95b8?ncid=edlinkushpmg00000313...

Like the balloon hat? http://d1tofjskaookh9.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/23092538/h-photo-u1-1.jpeg ...

There are several different types of guys that go to a strip club. Old dudes who otherwise wouldn’t be able to bang 20 year olds which I am not knocking, I’ll be there someday too. Married...

Hey, why not ask the godfather himself? 10 Questions for Founder =================== 1. Do you live in Las Vegas? If "no" where's your favorite place to stay while in Vegas? 2. Are you and Emily...

It's 2AM, you're leaving a strip club and you got the munchies (twentyfive, think if you were out past 8PM). What food do you want? I lot of times the only thing around is...

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/06/woman-fined-after-urine-sample-damages-7-eleven-microwave-police-say.html...

Look at Sarah Palin. Her youngest child has Down syndrome and he is by far the smartest person in that entire family. Smarter than his siblings, smarter than his parents. I...

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place...

A little boy gets on the public bus and sits right behind the bus driver. The boy keeps saying," If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a calf....

Me always having some fun. Trishclublust: u sexy beast --Previous Message-- Me: Totally!!!!!! I'll be in Milwaukee next week wanna meet up? I love chackin and tater tots if you know of any good restaurants we could meet...

Redneck vasectomy After the birth of their 9th child, a redneck couple decided they'd had enough because they couldn’t afford a larger bed. The husband went to the veterinarian and asked to be snipped. "Me...

I can’t help that I have it. Caught it from a stripper in Detroit. Jackslash caught it by accidentally inhaling too many second hand fumes from computer screen cleaners. Juice got it from smashing too...

Father Juice and Father Joe take a shower. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get...

Big game changer in California: Court Backs 'ABC' Test: 'This Could Ruin the Gig Economy' http://newser.com/s258643...

That Is All, and fuck you Jackie....

Like a train wreck you just can’t look away. So let’s see, new resume, couple of interviews, Jimmy Kimmel, strip club appearances and now some new porn scenes. Think Stormy winds up doing anything...

I know, another stupid post about Facebook. Wanted to share something interesting. I have been on Facebook since something like 2006 or 07. I deleted my account first of this year. Within...

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/04/22/delta-passenger-toppled-drink-cart-threw-coffee-before-attacking-air-marshal-police-say.html Either she got mad because it wasn't Starbucks coffee, or she just realized she left her favorite sex toy back in London....

She's a real beauty too! https://www.dailywire.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_full/public/uploads/2018/04/randa_jarrar.jpg?itok=8QrS_vva https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2018/04/18/after-calling-barbara-bush-an-amazing-racist-a-professor-taunts-critics-i-will-never-be-fired/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.71f3c0cc9b1a ...

1995: United Airlines Flight 976: Angry after flight attendants refused to serve him more drinks, Llyod S. (also known as San Jose Guy), 41, a computer programmer from San Jose, CA flying from...