22 comments

Who Is Hotter? Meghan Markle or Joanna Gaines

May 17, 2018, 7:06 AM

They never tell you what you need to know.

If you have any females in your house these two names probably come up constantly.

They both are cute as hell (IMO) and have somewhat exotic looks to them due to their mixed-culture heritage (was that the best PC way to state that?).

Both have average bodies but Joanna wins that category. She looks great in a bikini for as many kids as she has had, Markle looks horrible in a bikini (there are topless photos out there) she’s way too skinny.

Reference photos:

Gaines: google.com

Markle: google.com

If I saw either of these ladies in their prime in a strip club I don’t think I’d be knocking chairs over to get to them but you gotta admit they both have pretty faces.

comments (22)

max_starr7 years ago

Markle..... Nice new profile pic @shailynn

GACA7 years ago

Markle and by a long shot imo.

max_starr7 years ago

joanna is about a 12 pack fuck

Cashman12347 years ago

It took a lot of work to find an identifiable bikini photo of Joanna Gaines. I’ll give Joanna credit - she’s in great shape - and her hooters are bigger than I expected (when seeing those beauties in a bikini).

Markle is a hottie. They seem to get skinny when they get caught up in the royal life. Kate was hot too - and she’s gotten quite thin over the past few years. Her sister Poopa had a great butt!

Markle would get my vote - unless Joanna Gaines does anal as her birth control. I think she’s one of those Christians (mentioned recently).

galiziabob.sabbatical7 years ago

Markle by far!

Uprightcitizen7 years ago

I dont see them in the same league. Meghan by far. Joanne does have a pretty smile though.

jester2147 years ago

@Cashman, I couldn't find Joanna in a bikini, link?

I still think it's Markle hands down.

Jascoi7 years ago

they both look so OLD... :)

Cashman12347 years ago

Jester214 - I think this is Joanna -

nocturne.us

Bigger jugs than I expected. Hard nips poking through too!

DeclineToState7 years ago

Markle.

If Cashman's photo is indeed Joanna - nice rack!

In clubs I go to, there's usually a few dancers hotter than either of em.

Cashman12347 years ago

I can’t vouch for that photo - as it’s difficult to determine who that is.

On a moderately related topic - Kate’s sister is much hotter than Megan’s sister.

thestir.cafemom.com

skibum6097 years ago

They are both fine, but as was pointed out to me last time I strip clubbed I don't like white dancers. Before all y'all goes beserk that was sarcasm.

Clubber7 years ago

Both, MEH.

loper7 years ago

Joanna is wicked smart. That tips it in her favor.

Huntsman7 years ago

Markle is hotter but I like Joanna’s body.

IHearVoices7 years ago

Joanna isn't bad, but this is easily Meghan.

lopaw7 years ago

Meghan Markle by a landslide.

jester2147 years ago

Thanks for the link Cashman but I don't think that's Joanna.

wallanon7 years ago

Markle.

GoVikings7 years ago

i always see gaines on the TV when i'm at the gym.

Papi_Chulo7 years ago

At first I didn't recognize either name but eventually remembered Markle - have never heard of the other chick but seems she has 4-kids and recently gave birth to the 4th one.

Being partial to dark women I find Markle more attractive.

Papi_Chulo7 years ago

Markle sexy grill commercial:

m.youtube.com