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Who Is Hotter? Meghan Markle or Joanna Gaines

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
If you have any females in your house these two names probably come up constantly.

They both are cute as hell (IMO) and have somewhat exotic looks to them due to their mixed-culture heritage (was that the best PC way to state that?).

Both have average bodies but Joanna wins that category. She looks great in a bikini for as many kids as she has had, Markle looks horrible in a bikini (there are topless photos out there) she’s way too skinny.

Reference photos:

Gaines:
https://www.google.com/search?q=joanna+g…

Markle:
https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q…


If I saw either of these ladies in their prime in a strip club I don’t think I’d be knocking chairs over to get to them but you gotta admit they both have pretty faces.


22 comments

  • max_starr
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    6 years ago
    Markle.....
    Nice new profile pic @shailynn
  • GACA
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    6 years ago
    Markle and by a long shot imo.
  • max_starr
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    6 years ago
    joanna is about a 12 pack fuck
  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    It took a lot of work to find an identifiable bikini photo of Joanna Gaines. I’ll give Joanna credit - she’s in great shape - and her hooters are bigger than I expected (when seeing those beauties in a bikini).

    Markle is a hottie. They seem to get skinny when they get caught up in the royal life. Kate was hot too - and she’s gotten quite thin over the past few years. Her sister Poopa had a great butt!

    Markle would get my vote - unless Joanna Gaines does anal as her birth control. I think she’s one of those Christians (mentioned recently).
  • galiziabob.sabbatical
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    6 years ago
    Markle by far!
  • Uprightcitizen
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    6 years ago
    I dont see them in the same league. Meghan by far. Joanne does have a pretty smile though.
  • jester214
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    6 years ago
    @Cashman, I couldn't find Joanna in a bikini, link?

    I still think it's Markle hands down.
  • Jascoi
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    6 years ago
    they both look so OLD...
    :)
  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    Jester214 - I think this is Joanna -

    http://www.nocturne.us/joanna-gaines-bat…

    Bigger jugs than I expected. Hard nips poking through too!
  • DeclineToState
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    6 years ago
    Markle.

    If Cashman's photo is indeed Joanna - nice rack!

    In clubs I go to, there's usually a few dancers hotter than either of em.
  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    I can’t vouch for that photo - as it’s difficult to determine who that is.

    On a moderately related topic - Kate’s sister is much hotter than Megan’s sister.

    https://thestir.cafemom.com/celebrities/…

  • skibum609
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    6 years ago
    They are both fine, but as was pointed out to me last time I strip clubbed I don't like white dancers. Before all y'all goes beserk that was sarcasm.
  • Clubber
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    6 years ago
    Both, MEH.
  • loper
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    6 years ago
    Joanna is wicked smart. That tips it in her favor.
  • Huntsman
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    6 years ago
    Markle is hotter but I like Joanna’s body.
  • IHearVoices
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    6 years ago
    Joanna isn't bad, but this is easily Meghan.
  • lopaw
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    6 years ago
    Meghan Markle by a landslide.
  • jester214
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    6 years ago
    Thanks for the link Cashman but I don't think that's Joanna.
  • wallanon
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    6 years ago
    Markle.
  • GoVikings
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    6 years ago
    i always see gaines on the TV when i'm at the gym.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    At first I didn't recognize either name but eventually remembered Markle - have never heard of the other chick but seems she has 4-kids and recently gave birth to the 4th one.

    Being partial to dark women I find Markle more attractive.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    Markle sexy grill commercial:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cbn0xFtWUa…
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