A little boy gets on the public bus and sits right behind the bus driver.
The boy keeps saying," If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I'd be a chick. If my mom was a doe and my dad was a buck, I'd be a fawn."
The annoyed bus driver stops the bus and turns to the boy, saying, "What if your mom was a whore and your dad was a queer?"
The boy responds, "Then I'd be a bus driver."
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WHO is this Juice you keep referring to?
LMFAO
ha!
If Juice was riding, it must have been a short bus.
^ I was thinking the same thing, just posted to the wrong juice thread.
Lol! Too funny! That’s very witty for someone riding a short bus!
It might be short, but it's wide.
Or, as someone said, "The bus leaves at 4. Be under it."
Lol, I've usually heard every joke posted here, I don't recall hearing that one.
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