Joke: Juice Rides The Bus

May 5, 2018, 5:59 AM

They never tell you what you need to know.

A little boy gets on the public bus and sits right behind the bus driver.

The boy keeps saying," If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I'd be a chick. If my mom was a doe and my dad was a buck, I'd be a fawn."

The annoyed bus driver stops the bus and turns to the boy, saying, "What if your mom was a whore and your dad was a queer?"

The boy responds, "Then I'd be a bus driver."

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twentyfive7 years ago

WHO is this Juice you keep referring to?

JuiceBox697 years ago

LMFAO

Jascoi7 years ago

ha!

jackslash7 years ago

If Juice was riding, it must have been a short bus.

flagooner7 years ago

^ I was thinking the same thing, just posted to the wrong juice thread.

Cashman12347 years ago

Lol! Too funny! That’s very witty for someone riding a short bus!

ppwh7 years ago

If Juice was riding, it must have been a short bus.

It might be short, but it's wide.

ATACdawg7 years ago

Or, as someone said, "The bus leaves at 4. Be under it."

viking20127 years ago

Lol, I've usually heard every joke posted here, I don't recall hearing that one.