11 Questions For San Jose Guy
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
1. You talk about Tijuana so much, how many times have you been there? Which club is your favorite?
2. What do you have against Christians?
3. You most a lot of links to YouTube videos of music, it seems mostly classic rock. What are your top 3 bands/musicians? I have to admit you’ve posted some good bands before.
4. How many “members” have you recruited so far to your secret society?
5. Are you a wizard or a troll when you play Dungeons & Dragons?
6. Aside from gravy what are some other foods you really like?
7. What was more embarrassing, when you got your penis stuck in a goat or when your moms bridge club was over and they all caught you masturbating?
8. Have you ever been thrown out of a strip club before? If yes, why were you thrown out?
9. Your profile seems to be missing some reviews so could you tell us what is your current favorite strip club?
10. What made you become so in-to AMPs?
11. Can you please tell the story of when you called the AMP worker while she was on vacation? That’s a great story!
2. What do you have against Christians?
3. You most a lot of links to YouTube videos of music, it seems mostly classic rock. What are your top 3 bands/musicians? I have to admit you’ve posted some good bands before.
4. How many “members” have you recruited so far to your secret society?
5. Are you a wizard or a troll when you play Dungeons & Dragons?
6. Aside from gravy what are some other foods you really like?
7. What was more embarrassing, when you got your penis stuck in a goat or when your moms bridge club was over and they all caught you masturbating?
8. Have you ever been thrown out of a strip club before? If yes, why were you thrown out?
9. Your profile seems to be missing some reviews so could you tell us what is your current favorite strip club?
10. What made you become so in-to AMPs?
11. Can you please tell the story of when you called the AMP worker while she was on vacation? That’s a great story!
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Well, I guess if they are only wounded and then go on their rampage.
SJG
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#chumpslameexcuse
It makes no difference to me whether you like me or my privacy wall. But what I can guarantee is that if you continue to post things which challenge my privacy, I am not going to respond.
SJG
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SJG
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"Mommy, when I grow up can I be just like Juice?"
"Shailynn, don't even mention that wretched man, earning his money by play cards, and consorting with women of ill repute."
"But mommy, everyone likes Juice. Even that SJG who feeds Christians to his lions likes Juice."
"Well that SJG is the Anti-Christ. The lord put people like SJG in this world to test our faith. Its just like with dinosaur bones, the lord put them here to test whether or not we would remain true to him and to His Word. Shailynn you must learn to resist such evil influences."
"Juice hangs out with the women who take off their clothes in strip clubs. Remember how you told me about your great aunt Myrtle, she went to Chicago and married a man named Jack Ruby. He had been in Al Capone's Mafia. Then they came back to Dallas and Jack opened one of those clubs himself, The Carousel Club. And all the Dallas Police liked to hang out in there.
"Shailynn, what am I going to do with you. The Lawrd has bigger things planned for you. In Greenville South Carolina there is a Bible College. Its called Jack Jones University. Our Glee Club Pastor says that when the time comes, he can get you a scholarship."
"But mother I don't want to go to any Bible College."
"Shailynn, this scholarship chance is a gift from the Lawrd. When He gives you something you can't refuse. Otherwise your just opening a door for Satan. You don't want that now do you Shailynn?"
"No mommy."
One just like this blasting along down the highway:
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SJG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS6chrsl…
SJG