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Praise The Lawrd. BrotherFogHorn Needs A New Jet

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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.

Check out this article from USA TODAY:

Televangelist says God told him he needs 4th private plane

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Brother FogHorn just needs a bucket of chackin and 2 strippers to cum to konfession.

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Warrenboy75

I saw this on the news yesterday and laughed. Could be worse his name could be Creflo Dollar ( one of the more interesting and truthful last names used by today's evangelist.)

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shailynn

Makes you think, if this yahoo can get people to fork over enough money for 4 jets, do you think Juice and I can get enough people to give us $2 million?

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Warrenboy75

Tell them you are buying a jet to see more stippers to save their souls.......and you need to cover from coast to coast and it would take too long to travel by auto...........the only way you can save these poor girls souls is to allow them to dance the devil out of their bodies...........

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shailynn

I like that idea. I wouldn’t even say we need a jet, just first class seats since Juice is a big dude. I’ll even take one for the team and sit in economy.

We need the money because we are going to distribute it to needy strippers via inserting it in their gstrings, and through sermons taking place in the VIP section of the clubs.

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jackslash

Matthew 19:21 New International Version (NIV)

21 Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
Matt 19:21

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shailynn

That page is missing from this guys bible.

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Countryman5434

Its not even a discussion without sjg 2 cents is he at mamasons amp again?

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twentyfive

Helicopter would eliminate the need for ground transportation, but you might need a big assed chinook to haul the juiceman;)

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shailynn

I’m willing to bet Mamisan is chasing SJG around the parking lot of her AMP in her minivan right now as I speak.

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san_jose_guy

I could use a jet like that to shuttle around some of my Christian Eating Lions, for putting on smaller shows, and more of them.

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shailynn

^^^just as long as they don’t eat the pilots all is good.

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ATACdawg

SJG: that jackass so-called "Christian" is one I would gladly feed to your CELs.

On the other hand, they'd probably choke on him.....hey, win-win, lol. :-)

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san_jose_guy

My lions would love ripping him to shreds, but no, they wouldn't swallow any.

That guys like that even exist, is why democracy does not work well in this country.

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san_jose_guy

I think maybe the Russians make some 3 engine jets. But no more 727's or L1011's, so not many 3 engine jets left.

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dassaultfalcon.com

Based in Paris, but I think the French aviation industry actually operates out of Toulouse. A-380's are assembled there and then flown to Hamburg.
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san_jose_guy

The big one Falcon 8X, range 6450nm
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Boeing Business Jet, based on 737
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BBJ Max Family, 737
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BBJ Max 7
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177,000 lbs max takeoff weight

with 8 passengers and auxiliary fuel tanks, range of 7000nm

747-8 Commercial Version
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range 8000nm

787
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range = 7355 nm

So go back to Dassault
$59.3 Meg, for model 8x
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Flight Distances

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San Francisco to Tokyo 5196 smiles

San Francisco to Sydney 7364 smiles

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"
Thanks to its three engines, which shorten transoceanic routes, the Falcon 8X flies you wherever you are going faster. They also contribute to the 8X’s slow and stable approach speed — a mere 107 knots (198 kph). And its three-engine performance margins allow takeoffs from shorter runways.
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Special over water restrictions still on two engines.

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