ppwh

poor bastard is probably wishing he had gotten a lap dance

grape

Ok, daddy. You know best.

When living near a club I frequented, I saw a dancer and various club staff around on several occasions. I always let them make the call on whether or not we exchanged greetings. It was actually the bathroom attendant who seemed the most worried that I would out him when I saw him in the gas station store while he was talking to the clerk. He studiously ducked into the other doorway as I was going in. On a different night, he was on the other side of the gas pump and we exchanged a greeting, though. Once I was out at the store and saw a cute girl walking in out of the corner of my eye. I looked away because I didn't want it to be weird. It turned out to be a dancer - she went out of her way to come over and greet me, which was cool. The only time that was semi-awkward was when a dancer who had switched to door girl was out shopping with her boyfriend and baby. She came over and wanted to chat a bit. Her boyfriend was really chill, but the whole time, I was wondering what the etiquette is for that kind of situation. I think my baseline level of awkwardness helps out in these situations, since I can just switch reasons for being awkward rather than having sudden-onset awkwardness.

There is a song for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3taEuL4EHAg (hint: it's Ke$ha)