Joke: The Goat

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
The goat at the base of the hill

San Jose Guy is new to town and steps in the local pub for a drink. After a couple drinks he decides to ask the bartender

"Where are the women around here? I need to get laid."

The bartender says "You're not gonna find any around here, but there is a goat at the base of the hill..."

"Fuck off!" San Jose Guy says "I'm not that drunk!"

So a couple hours later he's at home entertaining the idea of the goat, when he decides to go through with it and fuck the goat.

The next day he goes back into the pub to find the bartender

"Hey thanks for the tip! I fucked the goat and it was surprisingly human like. But I feel bad for that thing, all these men in town having a go with it."

The bartender replies "All the other men in town ride it over the hill, there's another town."

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twentyfive
7 years ago
I heard that joke thirty years ago and it was a donkey in one version but the best version has him in the Saudi desert and a camel is the beast of burden.
shailynn
7 years ago
30 years ago I was in elementary school!
twentyfive
7 years ago
Our jokes were much better back then. ;)
shadowcat
7 years ago
Yeah. Camel in the desert is the oldie but goodie. :)
flagooner
7 years ago
Who are you kidding 25.

When you heard the joke it was about a Mastodon.

You old geezer fuck.
twentyfive
7 years ago
^I think only Raquel rode mastodons and woolly mammoths in those days.
Cashman1234
7 years ago
A good joke. Nice that you added SJG as the butt of the joke.

It’s nice to see a goat joke - instead of someone pumping up LeBron - as the goat. Granted - he’s most likely the Cavaliers goat...
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Don't let Shailynn fool you. Everything he posts about is confessional.

SJG

Where saving is the hardest

The worst cities in terms of savings potential are largely located in the Western U.S. San Jose-Sunnyvale-Santa Clara, California, came in at No 1.

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TheeOSU
7 years ago
^ Creep!
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^^ When Shailynn runs out of stuff to say, he switches accounts.

SJG
ime
7 years ago
Shailynn SJG has the goat fuck him, get the story right.
Jascoi
7 years ago
fuck. thirty years ago i was 38. dang.
TheeOSU
7 years ago
Was the goat named realrumdummorondougster or josh43?
TheeOSU
7 years ago
Did she go cry to Founder when she was outed as a goat?
BrotherFogHorn
7 years ago
Shailunn wants to fuck the goat. He is jelous. Worship th fog horns brothers
BrotherFogHorn
7 years ago
Toot toot
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