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Joke: The Goat

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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.

The goat at the base of the hill

San Jose Guy is new to town and steps in the local pub for a drink. After a couple drinks he decides to ask the bartender

"Where are the women around here? I need to get laid."

The bartender says "You're not gonna find any around here, but there is a goat at the base of the hill..."

"Fuck off!" San Jose Guy says "I'm not that drunk!"

So a couple hours later he's at home entertaining the idea of the goat, when he decides to go through with it and fuck the goat.

The next day he goes back into the pub to find the bartender

"Hey thanks for the tip! I fucked the goat and it was surprisingly human like. But I feel bad for that thing, all these men in town having a go with it."

The bartender replies "All the other men in town ride it over the hill, there's another town."

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twentyfive

I heard that joke thirty years ago and it was a donkey in one version but the best version has him in the Saudi desert and a camel is the beast of burden.

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shailynn

30 years ago I was in elementary school!

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twentyfive

Our jokes were much better back then. ;)

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shadowcat

Yeah. Camel in the desert is the oldie but goodie. :)

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flagooner

Who are you kidding 25.

When you heard the joke it was about a Mastodon.

You old geezer fuck.

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twentyfive

^I think only Raquel rode mastodons and woolly mammoths in those days.

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Cashman1234

A good joke. Nice that you added SJG as the butt of the joke.

It’s nice to see a goat joke - instead of someone pumping up LeBron - as the goat. Granted - he’s most likely the Cavaliers goat...

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san_jose_guy

Don't let Shailynn fool you. Everything he posts about is confessional.

SJG

Where saving is the hardest

The worst cities in terms of savings potential are largely located in the Western U.S. San Jose-Sunnyvale-Santa Clara, California, came in at No 1.

themortgagereports.com

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TheeOSU

^ Creep!

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san_jose_guy

^^^^^ When Shailynn runs out of stuff to say, he switches accounts.

SJG

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ime

Shailynn SJG has the goat fuck him, get the story right.

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Jascoi

fuck. thirty years ago i was 38. dang.

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TheeOSU

Was the goat named realrumdummorondougster or josh43?

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TheeOSU

Did she go cry to Founder when she was outed as a goat?

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BrotherFogHorn

Shailunn wants to fuck the goat. He is jelous. Worship th fog horns brothers

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BrotherFogHorn

Toot toot

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