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What The Fuck 4Got2Wipe!?!?!?!?

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Woman Killed in Attack by 7 Dachshunds

http://newser.com/s259388

10 comments

  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    You would have to be laying on the ground - wrapped in bacon - to get mauled by dachshunds!

    A slow walk in the other direction is a useful defense for a dachshund attack.

    I like that the page asks how you feel about the article - and one option is hilarious!
  • shailynn
    6 years ago
    If you wrap yourself in bacon I’m willing to bet Juice would maul you to death as well.
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    Juice starts salivating just reading the b-a-c-o -

    Sorry - now Juice needs a nap - and a wet nap!
  • JohnSmith69
    6 years ago
    How embarrassing to be the sheriffs deputy who felt so threatened by a weiner dog that he had to shoot and kill it.
  • 4got2wipe
    6 years ago
    A few comments:

    First, little 4got is now walking around the house like he owns the place. He just gave me a look that is no doubt similar to the lion's. Sort of a "give me a new chew bone or it is wildebeest time!"

    Second, why did that article not have a click box to vote "brilliant"?

    Finally, I'm going to print up a sign saying "this house protected by a killer dog" with a silhouette of a doxie. That'll scare any criminals!
  • shailynn
    6 years ago
    When you take him out you may wanna put one of those muzzle cages on him.
  • ime
    6 years ago
    Ban all Dachsunds
  • Dominic77
    6 years ago
    I always wondered what the terror dog of the ‘10s decade would be. Dobies, Shepherds, Rotties, Pits, now it’s Doxies’ turn. Sounds about right.
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    Dominic77 - you can see the outlier in that scenario. The killer dog with legs the length of Vienna sausages!
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