First, little 4got is now walking around the house like he owns the place. He just gave me a look that is no doubt similar to the lion's. Sort of a "give me a new chew bone or it is wildebeest time!"
Second, why did that article not have a click box to vote "brilliant"?
Finally, I'm going to print up a sign saying "this house protected by a killer dog" with a silhouette of a doxie. That'll scare any criminals!
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last commentYou would have to be laying on the ground - wrapped in bacon - to get mauled by dachshunds!
A slow walk in the other direction is a useful defense for a dachshund attack.
I like that the page asks how you feel about the article - and one option is hilarious!
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Yeaa!
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If you wrap yourself in bacon I’m willing to bet Juice would maul you to death as well.
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Juice starts salivating just reading the b-a-c-o -
Sorry - now Juice needs a nap - and a wet nap!
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How embarrassing to be the sheriffs deputy who felt so threatened by a weiner dog that he had to shoot and kill it.
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A few comments:
First, little 4got is now walking around the house like he owns the place. He just gave me a look that is no doubt similar to the lion's. Sort of a "give me a new chew bone or it is wildebeest time!"
Second, why did that article not have a click box to vote "brilliant"?
Finally, I'm going to print up a sign saying "this house protected by a killer dog" with a silhouette of a doxie. That'll scare any criminals!
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When you take him out you may wanna put one of those muzzle cages on him.
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Ban all Dachsunds
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I always wondered what the terror dog of the ‘10s decade would be. Dobies, Shepherds, Rotties, Pits, now it’s Doxies’ turn. Sounds about right.
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Dominic77 - you can see the outlier in that scenario. The killer dog with legs the length of Vienna sausages!
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