A Man Walls Into A Bar With A Gun

They never tell you what you need to know.

5/24/2018 1:30:45 PM

A man walks into a bar with a gun

He yells “Which one of you twats nailed my wife?” as he cocks his gun.

The whole place goes silent.

Suddenly, at the end of the bar, someone suddenly stands up and yells “You don’t have enough bullets mate!!!!”

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san_jose_guy

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7 years ago

And that man vithout enough bullets was Shailynn.

SJG

twentyfive

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7 years ago

@shailynn the punch line is not you don’t have enough bullets,
it’s you can’t carry enough bullets.

san_jose_guy

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7 years ago

^^^^ 25 +10

very smart, that really changes it.

Shailynn just completed jr. high school, give him time.

SJG

san_jose_guy

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7 years ago

Shailynn's wife just started at Follies today, doing BJ's in the toilet stalls, saves the guy the VIP Room fee.

SJG

shailynn

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7 years ago

^^^ well SJG regardless if my wife is giving BJs to random guys or not (I would guess she likely isn't) she's still coming home to me, can't say the same for you.

TheeOSU

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7 years ago

Lol

ime

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7 years ago

SJG must be a eunuch because he gets his dick kicked in every time he posts. What a huge faggot.

Dominic77

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7 years ago

In my head I'm hearing the punchline delivered in Michael Caine's voice, lol.