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A Man Walls Into A Bar With A Gun

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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.

A man walks into a bar with a gun

He yells “Which one of you twats nailed my wife?” as he cocks his gun.

The whole place goes silent.

Suddenly, at the end of the bar, someone suddenly stands up and yells “You don’t have enough bullets mate!!!!”

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san_jose_guy

And that man vithout enough bullets was Shailynn.

SJG

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twentyfive

@shailynn the punch line is not you don’t have enough bullets,
it’s you can’t carry enough bullets.

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san_jose_guy

^^^^ 25 +10

very smart, that really changes it.

Shailynn just completed jr. high school, give him time.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

Shailynn's wife just started at Follies today, doing BJ's in the toilet stalls, saves the guy the VIP Room fee.

SJG

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shailynn

^^^ well SJG regardless if my wife is giving BJs to random guys or not (I would guess she likely isn't) she's still coming home to me, can't say the same for you.

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TheeOSU

Lol

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ime

SJG must be a eunuch because he gets his dick kicked in every time he posts. What a huge faggot.

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Dominic77

In my head I'm hearing the punchline delivered in Michael Caine's voice, lol.

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san_jose_guy

Shailynn, it was hard, but I saw that I had to end my marriage, and so I did.

You are the one who is cheating by going to strip clubs.

SJG

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