Was pulled over for speeding the other day...
The cop told me it had been a long day and if I had a good reason for speeding he'd let me go.
I told him "Officer, my wife left me 5 years ago for a cop. I thought you were bringing her back."
He said "Have a good day, sir."
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lol! That’s too funny! If the cop has a sense of humor - it might work!
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