Jackie In Trouble With The Police Again (I can't even make this shit up)

Heat up the urine sample for a drug test? Maybe the sample came from somebody else and she was trying to pass it off as hers?

That’s awesome!

Aurora? Isn't that a suburb of Denver? I see a Crazy Joe joke somewhere in that article. :D

"Heat up the urine sample for a drug test? Maybe the sample came from somebody else and she was trying to pass it off as hers?"

• jackslash - yes that's likely what she was trying to do. she was smart enough to realize she couldn't hand over a cold urine sample. On the other hand, she said to police "it wasn't even real." If I remember correctly did I read once that you can buy synthetic urine to pass a drug test? Or am I crazy?

TheeOSU - yeah, I could see Crazyjoe nuking some nachos in the microwave immediately after her and then proceeding to destroy the restroom at that 711

unreal.

Crazy bitches these days. Probably smoking weed too

I’m sure her potential employer is reconsidering their decision to hire this gem!

Some things really stink after being heated - and I’m sure piss becomes very pungent.

Sadly - it’s probably not the most disgusting thing that’s been heated in that microwave.

$500 for a microwave? That’s expensive.