Lonely? I Have A Girl For You (SJG Take Notes)

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
If strippers won't give you the attention your PL heart so deserves, here's someone that may fit the bill.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wom…

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DrunkPraetorian
7 years ago
What a wackjob
jackslash
7 years ago
My ATF had a stalker who texted her constantly. She told me one day around noon that she had received 50 texts from him already that day. I did not believe her and so she showed me her phone with all his texts.
Cashman1234
7 years ago
If that’s her in the video - it’s obvious she’s a nut job. Holy crap! I’d run away very fast - if she showed up for a date.

I guess her last name doesn’t help - Ades. I’m sure that can sound odd “Come on Ades - let me bareback you!”
TheeOSU
7 years ago
I propose we set up a Gofundme account to raise the money to send her to San Jose. It's a match made in hell.
JohnSmith69
7 years ago
They are perfect for each other. He’d send her 200K return texts.
Cashman1234
7 years ago
They are perfect. But I’d expect her 200k texts would be answered by 1 SJG text that had 200k lines of crap in it about his organization.
4got2wipe
7 years ago
I think this is another job for crazyjoe's fixer service.

Every time the crazy girl sends a text claiming to be the new Hitler and wanting to bathe in his blood he gets crazyjoe to send back a text with a video and audio attachment. And I think you know what kind of video and audio crazyjoe will send.

She may be homocidal but crazyjoe can do shit to a toilet that mere mortals can only imagine. Give that guy some coupons for an Indian restaurant and some Taco Bell money and he'll win!

It's the brilliant way to deal with psychos! ;)
Countryman5434
7 years ago
SJG would get her in a front room makeout session and she wouldnt have time to text!
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Yeah, I think it dumb to meet women online.

Very high risk, and really with nothing to gain.

SJG
shailynn
7 years ago
But I think you two would really hit it off. Maybe you should go visit her in jail. I’m sure your mom will love her!!!
ime
7 years ago
there a bunch of hot pictures of that chick, Don't get me wrong she is bat shit crazy, but I would fuck the crazy out of her.
https://scallywagandvagabond.com/wp-cont…

This is more SJG's level.
https://tealswan.com/applications/core/i…
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
I hear that she is getting paroled, to Shailynn's mom's house.

SJG
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Shailynn's mom figures that she will be great for Shailynn, but, Shailynn is still required to attend all rehearsals of the West Texas Christian Glee Club.

SJG
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