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6 years ago

5 Men Wall In Apple Store, Walk Out With $30k Worth of Merch

Hey Juicy here’s a way to make extra money. You said you can run fast... http://newser.com/s262450...

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6 years ago

Drugs, guns, gambling, and secret police: Huge raid caps yearlong investigation

At least I didn't see Juice's name in the arrest report. https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article215366335.html...

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6 years ago

TrollWarnBot...

...is likely the most honest account on TUSCL. That is all, carry on....

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6 years ago

Juice Started Dating A Homeless Woman

It was easier to talk her into staying over. ...

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6 years ago

The Doctor came into the room and gave me a serious look...

The Doctor came into the room and gave me a serious look... He said, “Look, you have got to stop masturbating.” Startled and confused I asked him why. “Because I'm trying to talk to you.”...

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6 years ago

Joke: Juice Lost Everything Due To Gambling

Juice lost everything due to gambling. True story. I asked him, "Did Jackie leave you?" He replied, "I'm not that lucky."...

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6 years ago

San Jose Guy and His Girlfriend Share Dinner

Awe to be in love... http://gph.is/1USou7b ...

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6 years ago

Awesome Fight Breaks Out At Applebees

Juice and I were chillin' at Applebees and some women started fighting over us. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/13/four-women-wanted-for-pummeling-applebees-waitress-in-georgia-police-say.html ...

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6 years ago

Craziest Thing A Stripper Ever Asked You For?

What’s the craziest thing a stripper ever asked you for? Not money, not money to pay bail, or rent, or a cell phone bill, but an actual physical item. I don’t have...

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6 years ago

Uncle Charles Arrested In Vegas

JUICE - Do not try this at Harrahs Cherokee http://www.tmz.com/2018/07/12/charles-oakley-arrested-las-vegas-cheating-casino/?adid=hero1 So what happened, he was playing roulette and bet on red, and when the ball stopped on black he tried to change is $105 bet to...

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6 years ago

Penis-taunt Man Jailed For Killing Wife

Well, now we know why San Jose Guy hasn't posted lately. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-44807542...

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6 years ago

OT: Motorcycles

Any of you fuckers own one? Driving today I saw a petite (presumably hot) blonde riding a crotch rocket. She was wearing short-shorts, beautiful legs, and driving like Ann asshole, just like everyone else...

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6 years ago

Juice, Loan Me Some Money

Juicy, I forgot my wallet today and I don’t have any money! Since you won $18,000 last week can you loan a brother $5 so I can buy some chicken McNuggets?...

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6 years ago

"We Got Bills To Pay Sweetie" Cops Seize Almost $20,000 In Cash From Stripper

At least this stripper boyfriend appears to have a job, although it's probably not a legal one. https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article214445144.html When the couples defense lawyer was trying to make the statement that the money came from tips from...

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6 years ago

Favorite Band/Musical Artist Ever

Who is yours? Just can name one, no need for a 3 paragraph explanation why (hint hint SJG), but a short statement why would be nice. $10 Juice says Riff Raff, 4Got picks...

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6 years ago

Match Made In Heaven

Nicole1994 and Fishsticks. Both are constant whiners both demand attention. Set them up on a blind date Juicy. Make reservations at TGIFridays and an outing to a strip club afterwards....

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6 years ago

Distracted Boyfriend Meme

Scroll down, pretty funny photos. https://twitter.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1011362138772918272/photo/1...

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6 years ago

July 4th Hitdog Statistic

150 million hotdogs are consumed in America on July 4th. Joey Chestnut, professional contest eater, broke his own record in NY yesterday eating 74 in 11 minutes. I had 2 yesterday. ...

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6 years ago

NBA - Rondo signs with Lakers

What do you guys think about Rondo to the Lakers? London and his dad gonna be traded to the Flint Tropics for a washing machine? Hey, I hope I’m not doing too many NBA...

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6 years ago

Wedding Season Is Upon Us

Is it just me or is going to a wedding pretty bad ass? Now some things have to come into play for me to enjoy a wedding: 1. Decent food served 2. Open...

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6 years ago

Merkel Giving In...

Oops, yeah let’s go ahead and set up a border. https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/07/02/world/europe/angela-merkel-migration-coalition.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur Interesting article. ...

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6 years ago

And the moves keep coming. Boogie to the Warriors, who won’t even be ready to play until Jan 2019!!!!!! I heard Shaq, Kobe and the Mailman are signing to the Lakers after the 4th...Tristan...

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6 years ago

Now he gets to lose to Golden State 3 or 4 times a year instead of one. Oh well it was a nice run, being a life long Cavs fan I guess I'll never see...

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6 years ago

MackTruck Took A Wrong Turn... Into WalMart

https://www.google.com/amp/s/boingboing.net/2018/06/29/enraged-gentleman-drives-his-p.html/amp All this over a pallet of water. ...

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6 years ago

GACA Finds Another Beauty... Things Didn't Go Too Well

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article214075329.html Damn GACA, you all blinged up like that?...

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6 years ago

Picture of Brothel Workers in Tijuana for San Jose Guy

http://cdn.historydaily.org/content/55119/3a10a9d4365811ef456491a839ffcfdb.jpg San Jose Guy is thinking "I'll take the tall blonde."...

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6 years ago

TUSCL All-Time Greatest Moments

What are some of the best discussions/posts ever posted on here? I figured I’d let everyone shout out some topics before I compiled a list. Some memorable ones for me: 1. The...

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6 years ago

Food From Years Ago

I’m alone a lot (at home) so that means dinner for one. The other day I was rolling through the grocery store and spotted Stouffers French Bread pizza. I probably haven’t had...

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6 years ago

Becoming Rich...

While Juice made at least $18,000 last night playing poker I wanted to share some of my successes as well. Today I found a quarter in a parking lot on the ground and I also...

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6 years ago

Another Stud In The Dancer Directory

https://www.tuscl.net/profile.php?id=628126 I guess there really are guys that stupid out there....

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6 years ago

Howard Stern / JD / Strippers

Hilarious Howard Stern today. They always make fun of one of his production guys, JD. They made him talk today about how he once took his $800 tax return and blew it...

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6 years ago

SJG Quote: "In Mexico prostitution is not totally dishonorable. It is one of the

SJG Quote: "In Mexico prostitution is not totally dishonorable. It is one of the ways that women claim their rights." This is one of the most fucking delusional guys on the planet. No wonder...

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6 years ago

Ways To Get High

You learn a lot in a strip club, and ways to get high along with some great examples are often spoken. I remember jackslash talking about strippers getting high off of computer screen...

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6 years ago

NBA Draft Results - Let The Saga Begin

Well this certainly will be an interesting off season with the Kwahi and LeBron sagas. I really thought the Cavs were going to get Trae Young. People are calling him the next Steph...

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6 years ago

Fast Food / Junk Food Fantasy Revisited

So I just had Popeyes Chicken this week. Damn that stuff is good. I’m sure if I had access to it everyday I’d hate it. I have everyday access to Chik...

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6 years ago

Man Arrested Trying To Seduce Teen With Chackin Alfredo

Well, at least he doesn’t date a goat like someone else I know on this site. https://www.wspa.com/news/crime/man-tried-to-seduce-undercover-officer-with-chicken-alfredo/1247441853 ...

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6 years ago

JS69 and TUSCL IT Department Rech Are Moving To Canada

http://newser.com/s260861 Only other country to have legal marijuana? Uruguay. ...

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6 years ago

3 Blondes are Sitting in a bar...

3 Blondes are Sitting in a bar... 3 blondes are celebrating in a bar and the bartender asks what they are celebrating about and one of the blondes says" we finished a puzzle in 6...

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6 years ago

Juice Got A New Job Working For The City of Asheville

Close Enough... http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/3199.jpg...

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6 years ago

GACA At WalMart

GACA at WalMart (on the left) and his new "step son" (on the right). http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/3210.jpg...

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6 years ago

San Jose Guy Goes On The Road!!!!!

You know how SJG has been talking for about 6 years of going across the country hitting up strip clubs in a RV? Well it's finally happening. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/3246.jpg Wonder if he'll go down to the...

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6 years ago

Slutty Girls Are Like WalMart

Everyone makes fun of them but when you’re inside one at 4AM, you think “thank god these are here.”...

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6 years ago

Coming Soon To A Stripper Pole Near You.

Booted from her job, and the Air Force, I'm guessing a stripper pole is calling this girl. https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/6c6cd04c-a3cb-3305-876e-1d131b2d48eb/waitress-loses-job%2C-booted.html...

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6 years ago

Emoji Experiment... Bear With Me

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6 years ago

Pastor Arrested for Having Sex With Inmates. BrotherFogHorn?

http://wtvr.com/2018/06/08/matthew-eli-mellerson-arrested-for-having-sex-with-inmates-at-richmond-justice-center/ Praise the lawerd...

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6 years ago

LGBTQ+ Terms For Straight People

Check out this article from USA TODAY: Listen up, straight people: Here's your guide to LGBTQ+ gender terms https://usat.ly/2M6ElU2 Just incase one of you guys pick up a tranny after striking out at a strip club, you...

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6 years ago

Suicide Stats from Kate Spade Article

As most of you know, Kate Spade committed suicide this week. I didn't realize she was actor David Spades brother-in-law. I read an article about suicide and her today in USA Today and...

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6 years ago

Bible Verses, Poker, Redheads and Chubby Sluts

All this can be found on Juices Instagram. Gotta admit, its kinda odd reading a bible verse, then seeing a stack of poker chips and then scrolling down and seeing some big boobed...

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