The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

I approached after 1am—perhaps that’s why they asked no cover. I was whisked inside and quickly found a table next to the bar. The room is not huge, with small tables for…

Washington D.C. Third stop on a DC strip club journey. Walked my ass here from Archibalds. Two guys at the front, one big black guy greets me, seemed like a friendly dude…

I met some friends in DC for drinks and decided to check out Mpire on my way home. I arrived about 10 on a Wednesday night. There were 3 bouncers on the…

First time going to a club in DC. Went two weeks ago on a Wednesday night. Arrived after midnight. Interestingly enough I told the cab I wanted to go to Camelot and…

Quick Summary: No Cover, Full Nude, No Touch*, Pop and Hip-Hop music (Playlist or DJ on certain nights). Very Clean. Small rooms. Automatic Gratuity. >1st floor: 2 Small Stages, Small Room, long couches and…

After two DC strip clubs in as many nights, I’m starting to detect a pattern. No touching unless “upstairs” and at premium prices and no seating at the stage. Frankly it is…

Made it to MPIRE on a Tuesday around 6pm and stayed around 11pm. First time since COVID. A couple of 8s and 9s dancing. Met a nice girl who…

I visited Mpire Gentleman's Club in Washington DC on the evening of Tuesday, August 2nd around 10:15pm, because I saw the reviews online and it was supposed to be one of Washington…

Visited Mpire on a Sunday night around 11pm. Actually tried Archibald’s and Camelot first and they were both closed. When I arrived club was at capacity unless I wanted to buy…

Finally some of DC clubs have opened but sadly the city put in allot of Covid rules. First there is no longer dance on the stage. I know this is just plain insane.…

Report on 3-4 weekday afternoon visits and one evening visit, all during the last 5-6 weeks: For DC, this is a pretty good club. It is almost always quiet in the afternoons –…

Was back in DC for a work trip and since I really enjoyed my last visit I decided to give MPire another shot. It was a Wednesday night around 10pm and…

This was going to be a review based on 2 recent visits: a recent afternoon visits to Mpire and an earlier visit about 10 days ago. But that attempt to visit Friday…

Mpire is a crisp, clean, welcoming show club in an upscale DC neighborhood. Be aware, this is a no touching, no lap dance establishment - just set your expectations accordingly. As many…

I decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three things when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean the men’s room is and…

After spending a couple of hours at nearby Camelot, I walked a few feet over to Mpire. It is a very nice looking elegant club. There was no cover to enter, and…

So, this was the first time I had gone to Mpire, I have always stuck to the PG County clubs but I was around the corner drinking at ESL and on my…

This club has suffered in the past from a lack of customers. Often it would be nearly empty on the usual slow nights early in the week. It still has problems…

I’ve been here before and will always come back. I don’t understand why this club is not rated higher. This club is clean, modern, classy and a great place to sit at…

It wasn’t very busy, but neither was Camelot next door. A couple of nice lookers, a few not so much. Drinks are very expensive, as are the no contact private…

Was in town for a conference, so I stopped by the club around 10pm, solo, after a large group dinner. Was seated at the bar right next to one of the…

The last few evenings I’ve been here, the club has been fairly crowded. This is actually a problem because of the way the seating is set up. There is just a…

Haven’t been there for 6 months and while in the hood decided to stop by... boy! Walk in my old time Waitress asked me where the heck I have been. No excuse.…

We decided to end our night here. As we walked in, you can see that it's a very classy and well kept place. Some girls were basically attached at the hip to…

This club has a lot of shifts where there are no customers for hours, but Sat night it was packed as were all the major strip clubs in DC. I didn’t see the…

I have not been visiting SCs much lately but decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three thins when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club…

The big difference between Mpire and their neighbor, Camelot, is simple: If you want mostly natural girls, come here. If you want Barbie, go to Camelot. I enjoyed my last visit a…

MPire provided a nice break on a Tuesday night. After getting ID scanned and paying no cover, I walked into a bright, clean, and contemporary three floor space with big screens,…

Mpire's daytime shift has gotten a little more consistent, thankfully,and they seem to have gotten past their staffing problems that often kept them closed until late in the afternoo . There're…

Went to Kamelot, and not impressed, end up going to Mpire next door, service was OK, dancers were friendly, a little to pretentious for my taste. I saw pretty bodies, but the…

Obviously DC isnt the spot to go for lapdances, but if you want to see some hot girls and have a drink, MPire isnt half bad! The interior is bright for a…

There are a bunch of new, good looking girls here now which is attracting a bigger crowd. Many of them landed here from getting off the DC Club Merry-Go-Round. Same girls,…

I come back her trying to relive an evening when I spent time with the most beautiful redhead I've ever met. Since then, the hottest women by far have been the bartenders.…

Not Much Has Changed In A Year. How Does This Place Survive? It's Got Its Pluses But . . . I visited recently. I stopped in about 3:30 pm on a Thursday. This…

Right next door to the Camelot club, I didn't ask if they're was any joint ownership but it really looked like there could have been. No cover here either at least…

I stopped into Mpire Club tonight (Tuesday) to blow off steam from a stressful day at work around 8pm. No cover. Went upstairs to a small room with two small stages and…

Stopped back in again while in the area. Same deal as before. The club itself is very modern, but it's not a strip club vibe at all. Seats are…

Mpire is hit or miss. Usually, my experience is in the afternoon that they have a few slim spinners who are pretty. Today was different. I got there about 4, and was…

Mpire is hit or miss. Usually, my experience is in the afternoon that they have a few slim spinners who are pretty. Today was different. I got there about 4, and was…

I haven't been to this club since it came under new ownership - so quite some time. However, I was in town and thought I'd drop in. Only the downstairs…

Went there after a lunch on Wednesday afternoon, maybe 1:30 PM. Was the only patron there for a full 30 minutes. Felt naked...There were 3 dancers, ranging from about a 4 to…

Definitely stop by here. Gorgeous set of girls and friendly atmosphere. One of the more classy clubs in the area. Being that's it's located in Dc and your not allowed to…

For the past couple weeks Mpire is my light club to go but a week ago, my promise was broken. Mpire is located in the business area of DC with plenty of…

Decided to drop into Mpire after a work function. It had been about 2 years since I last visited the club and was a little curious to see if things were the…

I've been to this club maybe 6 times in the past few months, always during the day. It's quiet, with rarely more than 4-5 dancers and not a lot of customers.…

I guess this is a whatever type of strip club. Due to the location, it does not have lap dances so that is not the greatest. The dancers there are friendly enough…

Visited this club on a Sunday and it continues to struggle with having a lot of customers. Thus there is a vicious cycle of few costumers leading to fewer dancers, which…

After experiencing my first DC strip club next door at Camelot, I was a little disappointed in how far a dollar didn't go in DC. To recap, there is no such thing…

Stopped into Mpire while in DC a few month back. Decided on here over Camelot's next door simply based on the fact that this place was smaller and you tend to get…

Walk inside! The interior is a funky, contemporary mahogany/cedar/teak accent and velvety red/white leather mix, with the feel of a laid-back, "it's cool to be here," city club-mini-steakhouse feel. I love the…

Newest and nicest. Modern decor and cleanest strip club in DC. Feels like an upscale nightclub. 3 floors, different theme on each. ID scan at door which I…

I've been coming here regularly during the day shift for a couple of years now, and the quality has declined in some ways (while remaining high in others). The biggest problem with their…

Been meaning to stop in here since they remodeled, or rather gutted what was Joanna's many years ago. Joanna's was on the dove side of things. The only thing that remains of…

Mpire is a pretty nice club. It used to be a pretty dumpy club, but They completed renovations within the last couple years. The venue is well designed. The…

I was in DC for a meeting for work and thought I would check out the strip club scene. This is a cool looking club, different in that it is cleaner, better…

So Camelot has been (and still is?!) the king on M street but had to check out MPire a few months ago before heading home. This review is broken into my trip…

I went in to check out the club at about 8PM on a Thursday two weeks ago. There was no cover to get in. The bouncers were pretty friendly, although they joked I…

Based on all of the information I have Mpire is probably about as good as you can get in the DC area. It is definitely better (in my experience) than the nearby…

Stopped by for a beer on a really hot afternoon at about 4PM. There were four girls there, all pretty with decent but not outrageous slim bodies. They were dressed nicely and…

First off a small milestone for me, this should be my 60th unique SC review! This area of M Street in DC seemed well traveled and well populated at 11pm this Tuesday evening.…

The weekend lineup at Mpire is usually pretty nice. But whether the club will attract a lot of customers is hit or miss. I think M St., where the club…

Went to Mpire last Thursday night for the first time. Arrived a little after 9pm. Had to wait at the door for 5-10 minutes as the doorman said the club was at…

Went there after having four martinis at another bar to check it out. Very upscale, built around 3 story high open space, they gutted a row building that used to house an…

The Mpire club is right next door to the Camelot Club. The vibe is very different though. This place is bright and shiny and loud. It is very high energy and…

Stopped in a few weeks ago for my 3rd visit here. I haven't been able to make up my mind about this place. While the other visits were so-so, this was disappointing,…

I am never coming back to this club. I have been to many clubs and this one was the weirdest and annoying club that I have been. Walk in a door man…

I finished up with friends at the cigar lounge next door around 9:30, and figured what the hell, it was still early, I'll try this place out for the first time. No…

Not as much fun as my last visit, but the girls are still good looking and the drinks are still pricey. What really annoyed me was their inconsistent opening times. Their website…

Tall, somewhar elegant, begowned women, longer on looks than charm and bubbliness ( but still more personable than any local club except for Archie's peppy cheerleader mix of resl and faux…

I went to this place after visiting another one down the block. I was led in upstairs and was giving a seat. there were two poles with dancers and would could go…

Went to this club with a colleague from work. It was my first time going to club in D.C and its no touching. The club apparently has an upstairs and downstairs area,…

Arrived when they "opened". Hours listed on websites aren't followed (more of a suggestion than rule), talked with one of the dancers and she said they open when 2 or 3 dancers…

This is a newer place on M street in the middle of DC. It seems like a lot of lawyer types frequent the place as an after work tease. And…

Nothing much here... There are a few feature DJs that hop along and play their song, but a typical upscale hound would touch this club once -- twice, maybe -- a year. The…

I had just left the club next door and didn't expect much different with this one. I was wrong. The place is amazing. I had to wait a bit…

Key Points: No Cover, No Touching, No Lap Dances, all nude. Drinks are a bit pricey. Girls look good. The main entrance area looks pretty nice as you enter. Place is small.…