Expensive
Went there after having four martinis at another bar to check it out. Very upscale, built around 3 story high open space, they gutted a row building that used to house an older strip club. New interior is very glitzy and shiny in a modern way. I got there about 7, and there were 4 dancers, all very slim or petite spinner types with A cups. I was seated on the first floor, as the second floor was not open. All were pretty, and only one was tatted up. None really floated my boat, so after half of a fifth martini, I went over to Camelot. On my way out, I spotted an incredibly beautiful, slim, yet busty redhead at the front desk in street clothes, but was moving outside so kept going. I spent an hour at Camelot, with one pretty hot black spinner with great boobs. It was clear I wasn't going to get any time with her, so floated back over to Mpire just in case the redhead was dancing. No cover at either club.
This time, I was asked to go to the second floor for some reason. I got there, and immediately saw the redhead, and she was clearly a 10's 10, just stunningly, perfectly beautiful. She spots me, I said I came back to see if you were here, and off we sit together for a few hours, with me buying astonishly expensive drinks $20 apiece or so), watching her dance onstage, and then slipping her 20's when she comes back to sit with me. She suggests getting a dance upstairs in a room for dances. $110 for 10 minutes or $300 for 30 minutes. I'm intrigued as DC is not known for lap dances. I ask what I can expect, because I want to fondle those perfect 34D's that are totally natural. Well, I find out why no one else is getting dances- two giant guys literally hover over me while she dances 5 feet from me all 10 minutes. It gave new meaning to the term air dance. If she wasn't so beautiful and so nice, I'd say it was the most ridiculous ripoff I've experienced in a club. My advice to others is to just say no to dances here. On the other side, it did give me brownie points with her, and she spent another hour with me.
She left me to use the restroom , and I fell asleep sitting up so figured I better go. I spent way too much money for not a lot of action, but did get to have one of the most exquisitely beautiful women I've ever seen or met spend a few hours talking to me.
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