The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

Super friendly and pretty hot dancers, but... it’s DC

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TonyHoe888
Aug 19, 2018, 1:11 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

The big difference between Mpire and their neighbor, Camelot, is simple: If you want mostly natural girls, come here. If you want Barbie, go to Camelot. I enjoyed my last visit a few weeks ago. It’s pretty dead at 9 but picks up by 11. The place has a nice ambience with sexy bartender and waitresses, some of you wish were the ones dancing. Upstairs is the main section of the club with two circular stages with two story poles. It’s got a typical dance club feel except with stripper poles. Downstairs is another area that’s darker and more sedate. Only been down there a couple of nights. The third floor had “private” VIP areas and two glass showers. Usually one time a night, 1-2 girls will do a shower routine. While novel and fun, it’s not great because you can’t really get up close to see the hotness. The girls are super friendly. Zero touching. The staff is usually super strict. Best you will get is some teasing at best. Your only opportunity to do any touching is to get friendly with one you have been tipping all night and touch her a little while she is sitting with you. Hand on ass, maybe. Favorite dancers: Kandy is a black natural beauty with big tits and ass. Violet is a soft blonde. There is a petite black girl who is also crazy hot with super perky tits and a very pretty flower.

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Super friendly and pretty hot dancers, but... it’s DC