The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

Kinda mediocre

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Boone
Apr 17, 2018, 2:12 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I come back her trying to relive an evening when I spent time with the most beautiful redhead I've ever met. Since then, the hottest women by far have been the bartenders. The dancers are usually 5-7 and increasingly covered with tats, which is not my taste. They are all very well groomed and dress very well, and are polite if not often sharks. But....they just aren't that sexy, usually a bit too heavy without much up top.

This evening, there was a couple of 6's getting funds thrown at them by some gangster types, who took them upstairs for ridiculously expensive dances (like $100 apiece, from my one experience, for 15 minutes of no-tounch air dance). There was one with implanted C-cups and some tats who was a cute 40 - a 7. The rest were 5-6's dancing on stages flanking the bar. The place was packed, very different than in the afternoon when patron may find himself the only customer. This night they had both floors filled. I drank half of my IPA and left, just nothing much there to interest me. I may be done with this place...it was just that one time 2 years ago.

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