Whoah!!!!

Walk inside! The interior is a funky, contemporary mahogany/cedar/teak accent and velvety red/white leather mix, with the feel of a laid-back, "it's cool to be here," city club-mini-steakhouse feel. I love the atmosphere. Some of the waitresses make you feel like you're being served at your favorite country club, sometimes they screw up.

Some of the dancers are EXTREMELY MODEL HOT MATERIAL, others not as physically endowed, but the conversations are top-notch if you want them to be, some of the girls know how to entertain *wink* a man with <i>some</i> money, and the other girls that are blah are at least cute and have some qualification of belonging in the "hot-girl club." Top-notch girls from high families, good jobs, exotic locations, 90% of them have at least a bachelors or are working on it (it seems), they aren't pushy, but they'll correct you if they perceive any "wrongs," and generally know what they're doing.

Now here are the bouncers. They are tough! If they think you will cause ANY trouble, and if the dancers complain to them about ANYTHING you've done, perceived as a real wrong or not, they will watch you, warn you, or if they feel like it, yell at you and toss you out. Even if you drop a few grand, if they thing you're doing something wrong or breaking DC's precious "no-touch - ever" rule, you will be tossed like a used rag.