The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

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NavelObserver
Dec 4, 2018, 5:55 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

The last few evenings I’ve been here, the club has been fairly crowded. This is actually a problem because of the way the seating is set up. There is just a long bench along one wall with tiny tables in front. When it’s crowded, you are stuffed sitting close to the other customers. If you want to have a dancer sit with you, it becomes even more cramped and you can feel trapped.

Often when I’m there at night, they play the music too loud. If that is a problem, you can go in the day time or early evening. But then is is dead and feels like a morgue. The lineup has not been too bad on the last times I have visited. But when there is a game playing on the big screen, no one watches the dancers.

I usually go to see and sit with particular dancers, but that is often not a great thing when it’s crowded. They have a third floor area for somewhat private dances, but it’s too pricy fo me, and since there is no touching in DC, it’s not a great value IMHO.

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