The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

It was dead

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Boone
Aug 18, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Stopped by for a beer on a really hot afternoon at about 4PM. There were four girls there, all pretty with decent but not outrageous slim bodies. They were dressed nicely and the bartender was also super cute. What was weird is that I was there for a good 90 minutes having two beers at the bar and yet I was the only customer there the entire time. Very weird for a premium club, one that always has good looking women that can trend to the spectacular. This place is waaay expensive, with $11 beers. The girls look to join patrons and have them buy expensive drinks- I've written previously about the supremely expensive private dances that are air dances. However, if you meet a really cute one who is smart and one that doesn't try to rob you, a good time can be had through the occasional slipping of a twenty as well as the drinks.

Today, I did not buy drinks for anyone. It was just a little too weird to try and choose when I was the only one there. I tipped all of them about $10 apiece on stage for their dances (my civic duty with no others around). My previous trip here in an afternoon, a few months ago, also had me as the first and only patron for the first 45 minutes or so I was there, with other customers finally joining me. Hard to understand how they can afford to keep the club open in the afternoon under these circumstances!

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