Looks like Mpire is here today despite a scarcity of afternoon customers. I'm glad.
Published October 4, 2019 · 2 min read
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- Hank MoodyApproved·“Great lighting, finally a place where you can see the dancers well – and isn’t that the point of a SC?” I can think of many more important points and lots of times, the lights should be dimmer. 😁
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