The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

Looks like Mpire is here today despite a scarcity of afternoon customers. I'm glad.

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DollarRalph
Oct 4, 2019, 5:50 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

I decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three things when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean the men’s room is and how good the lighting is (better than any SC I’ve ever visited.) I have no complaints about any of those issues.

They do the Driver’s license ID in the machine routine. I find that very annoying – seems like a recipe for ID fraud. I still don’t know why clubs do that. Could someone fill me in? What does our driver’s license info do for them? Give them info to sell to marketers? Help them prevent past troublesome patrons from getting back in with different bouncers? Something else?

The place looks nice, everything looks brand new, high class decorations, bar stools, bar, nice, and a well-cleaned bathroom. It's a great small SC setup with stages at the bar, good lighting, nice sound system make for a really nice SC, right?

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